week 39
barty | @4bcjr20
regulus accidentally ate one of dora’s edibles and is watching friends for the first time but he’s like soo beyond out of it and he’d kill me if i didn’t say that anything he tweets is not actually him cause “he’s baked like a cake”
10:08pm • 28 sep 2024
14.5k likes | 7.9k retweets
sirius @soriusblack69
↳ replying to @4bcjr20
IM SO EXCITED FOR THESE STOP
evan @rossyrosier
↳ replying to @soriusblack69
he just said “why is the plural of roof roofs and not rooves when the plural of hoof is hooves and that should mean the singular version of grooves is groof instead of groove”
remus @rizzmuslupin
↳ replying to @rossyrosier
i was abt to say what the hell is this kid on but i guess we know
lily @evanslils
↳ replying to @rizzmuslupin
no wait but he’s on to something why is english like this
regulus | @uwuemoblack
hey guys regulus black popping in just to tell everyone how much i love james NO i mean joey why does it say james there wait stop why is it saying everything im saying HEY stop okay stop im not saying anything anymore mmmmm why is it still recording me dorcas turn it off
10:47pm • 28 sep 2024
15.8k likes | 5.9k retweets
pandora @ahskdjknska
↳ replying to @uwuemoblack
this was recorded using the speech feature cause he said his fingers werent connected to his hands anymore
sirius @soriusblack69
↳ replying to @uwuemoblack
idk how to feel about this because on one hand its actually mad funny but this is about james and um yuck
remus @rizzmuslupin
↳ replying to @soriusblack69
okay babe lets go do something else and let regulus be high in peace
mary @bloodyhellmary
↳ replying to @uwuemoblack
this is actually so funny like can anyone else hear this in regulus' voice 😭😭
lily | @evanslils
i love regulus i really do but anytime he’s not his normal self, like when he’s drunk or high, he’s just like suddenly six times more open and happy and like actually shows everyone his personality without us having to talk for at least ten hours beforehand
10:53pm • 28 sep 2024
18.2k likes | 6.4k retweets
pandora @ahskdjknska
↳ replying to @evanslils
ive been best friends with regulus for years and years and i agree with this so much its actually awful
peter @ratatouille
↳ replying to @evanslils
but likes james has enough emotions and makes up for regulus being not expressive at all its what makes them so umm puzzle pieces fitting together type love
james | @prongs
@uwuemoblack how you doin’
11:14pm • 28 sep 2024
10.3k likes | 4.8k retweets
barty @4bcjr20
↳ replying to @prongs
stfu wannabe joey tribbiani
james @prongs
↳ replying to @4bcjr20
SHUT UP BARTY
regulus @uwuemoblack
↳ replying to @prongs
hehehehe oh no thank you im fine… thats cool right? i really hope he thinks so james is like effortlessly cool why is he so bloody cool when im not
dorcas @meadowbank
↳ replying to @uwuemoblack
(that was another voice generated message but im sure that was obvious)
peter @ratatouille
↳ replying to @prongs
james actually searched up “pickup lines joey uses in friends” for this
mary @bloodyhellmary
↳ replying to @prongs
aww james you try so hard you’re just like pathetic 🥰
marlene | @mommyissues
hey reggieeee do you remember when like a month and a bit ago we talked about getting with james parents?? cause im wondering if anyone knows if mrs potter is single?
11:34pm • 28 sep 2024
17.5k likes | 9.1k retweets
james @prongs
↳ replying to @mommyissues
she is not single leave my mother alone marlene
evan @rossyrosier
↳ replying to @mommyissues
regulus says he does remember and the plan always stands but also he’s just kidding because dorcas is in the room
marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @mommyissues
well @euphemiapotter, are you single? and ready to mingle? and perhaps into girls?
james @prongs
↳ replying to @mommyissues
I SAID SHE WASN’T MARLENE ENOUGH
effie @euphemiapotter
↳ replying to @mommyissues
sorry darling, i am happily married to monty (as you know im sure) and im a bit old for you ❤️
marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @euphemiapotter
oh if you think so effie, i'll always be here for you <33
sirius @soriusblack69
↳ replying to @mommyissues
HELP AHAHAHAHHA
barty | @4bcjr20
REGULUS AHAHA REMEMBER WHEN YOU FIRST STARTED CATCHING FEELINGS FOR JAMES AND THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING INSANE
11:52pm • 28 sep 2024
13.6k likes | 4.4k retweets
regulus @uwuemoblack
↳ replying to @4bcjr20
okay fuck you and it was not funny i was about to check myself into a mental hospital
dorcas @meadowbank
↳ replying to @4bcjr20
well he’s not high anymore but he’ll keep a little more personality for like the next day maybe?
remus @rizzmuslupin
↳ replying to @meadowbank
oh so this has happened multiple times got it