week 31
james | @prongs
sorry i had to wake you up so early gorgeous but HAPPY BIRTHDAY WE'VE CELEBRATED EVERY BIRTHDAY SINCE WE WERE FIVE AND WE WILL UNTIL WE'RE 500
9:07am • 1 aug 2024
16.8k likes | 7.7k retweets
marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @prongs
i hate you but thank you i love you
peter @ratatouille
↳ replying to @mommyissues
words cannot express the bond we have mckinnon happy birthday n love you :))
marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @ratatouille
THANK YOU PETE 🤜💥🗣️
sirius @soriusblack69
↳ replying to @prongs
you'd bloody reckon james would call of 6am quidditch practice for marlene but noooooo
sirius @soriusblack69
↳ replying to @mommyissues
also happy birthday mckinnon lots of love 🤗🤗
pandora | @ahskdjknska
soo umm has anyone lost airpods?? i just found some in my bag
9:33am • 1 aug 2024
10.1k likes | 2.4k retweets
evan @rossyrosier
↳ replying to @ahskdjknska
THEY'RE MINE
lily @evanslils
↳ replying to @ahskdjknska
wheres your bag?
pandora @ahskdjknska
↳ replying to @evanslils
on my back??
evan @rossyrosier
↳ replying to @ahskdjknska
they're literally mine
mary @bloodyhellmary
↳ replying to @rossyrosier
bro stfu i see you wearing your airpods right now (thats not what she meant dora babes 😭)
pandora @ahskdjknska
↳ replying to @rossyrosier
EVAN THEY'RE A PRESENT FOR MARLENE STOP LYING HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARLSSSS @mommyissues
marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @ahskdjknska
OHHH AWW LMAO TY DORA 😽😽
marlene | @mommyissues
for my birthday i wish to be the minister of magic and if any of the laws i want dont get passed ill kill myself
10:28am • 1 aug 2024
18.9k likes | 3.6k retweets
marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @mommyissues
first law is dorcas has to marry me
remus @rizzmuslupin
↳ replying to @mommyissues
is gay marriage even legal in the wizarding world
marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @rizzmuslupin
second law is gay marriage is legal (CAN YOU JUST LET ME HAVE THIS LUPIN WTH)
remus @rizzmuslupin
↳ replying to @mommyissues
oh right happy birthday mar everything youve said is completely legal
dorcas @meadowbank
↳ replying to @mommyissues
i'd marry you illegally anyway my stunning gf happy birthday 👩❤️💋👩👩❤️💋👩
lily | @evanslils
happy birthday marrrrleneeee !! you're really just like MY person, from the day we first met we just instantly clicked. you're the funniest person ive ever met and you being in my life and everyone else's just makes everyone happier, you deserve everything in the universe and you just always bring out the best in everyone <3
10:54am • 1 aug 2024
12.9k likes | 7.6k retweets
marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @evanslils
IVE BEEN WAITING ONE YEAR FOR THIS UGH I LOVE THIS SO MUCH LILY MWAHHHH
dorcas @meadowbank
↳ replying to @evanslils
this is so cute !! (what do i do now i literally only said id marry her)
regulus @uwuemoblack
↳ replying to @meadowbank
im sure that's plenty romantic. she called you.
barty | @4bcjr20
happy birthday marlene !! next time you wanna talk in vivid detail how you want dorcas to rail you, do it in person far far away from me.
12:48pm • 1 aug 2024
10.8k likes | 2.5k retweets
evan @rossyrosier
↳ replying to @4bcjr20
yeah wtf bro happy birthday?? may your sex feel as amazing as you described it 🫤
regulus @uwuemoblack
↳ replying to @4bcjr20
happy birthday mckinnon let this be record that i do love you and i helped dorcas with her card for you cause she claimed i was more poetic and had to write something better than evans but i dont ever wanna hear that again.
marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @uwuemoblack
aww you three you're so sweet especially you reggie i never thought id hear the day you tweeted you loved me (i can call my girlfriend whenever i want)
mary | @bloodyhellmary
me and marlene also obviously been friends since day 1 and im not as poetic as lily 🙄🙄 but i do love you more than life itself and you're actually my icon, we have the best talks (since you have no filter) so here's to many more 😘😘
1:22pm • 1 aug 2024
18.3k likes | 9.5k retweets
marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @bloodyhellmary
you're lucky i have no filter id be soo boring with one but ty gorgeous lyttt
barty @4bcjr20
↳ replying to @mommyissues
oh so you're saying literally any normal person is boring
james @prongs
↳ replying to @4bcjr20
umm obviously? you only have fun when you're insane
peter @ratatouille
↳ replying to @4bcjr20
yeah you shld know that barty you're definitely the most insane??