week 32
marlene | @mommyissues
funny both effie and monty are hot as hell when james looks like he's been with by a bus
3:10pm • 7 aug 2024
14.6k likes | 7.8k likes
james @prongs
↳ replying to @mommyissues
youre not welcomed at my house anymore.
marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @prongs
guess that explains why they're both taken and he's single
james @prongs
↳ replying to @mommyissues
REGUS IS BEING VERY DIFFICULT I SHOULD ALRRADY HAVE A VOYFRIEND BY NOW
barty @4bcjr20
↳ replying to @prongs
regus
evan @rossyrosier
↳ replying to @prongs
regus
pandora @ahskdjknska
↳ replying to @prongs
REGUS
sirius @soriusblack69
↳ replying to @prongs
R E G U S
regulus | @uwuemoblack
all of you kys
3:26pm • 7 aug 2024
13.3k likes | 5.1k retweets
james @prongs
↳ replying to @uwuemoblack
im sorry please forgive me
regulus @uwuemoblack
↳ replying to @prongs
you most of all im never dating you
sirius @soriusblack69
↳ replying to @uwuemoblack
whoopies looks like ive accidentally made sure you never date
remus @rizzmuslupin
↳ replying to @soriusblack69
love thats only gonna remotivate him
james | @prongs
WHY DO YOU PLAY EIGHT BALL WITH MY MOM @mommyissues
3:51pm • 7 aug 2024
14.1k likes | 6.7k retweets
marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @prongs
WHY WOULD YOU BLOCK ME ON HER PHONE WHAT IF I HAVE STUFF TO TELL HER
mary @bloodyhellmary
↳ replying to @mommyissues
💀
marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @bloodyhellmary
TELL HIM MARY SHARING IS CARING
dorcas @meadowbank
↳ replying to @mommyissues
not in this case babes
james @prongs
↳ replying to @meadowbank
yeah listen to your girlfriend
peter | @ratatouille
im sure yall thought i would've predicted something like marlene being in love w james' mom but shes literally been obessed w effie from the very first time we went over to james' house the closet was always glass
4:04pm • 7 aug 2024
15.2k likes | 8.4k retweets
lily @evanslils
↳ replying to @ratatouille
i feel like thats something we shld've told dorcas before they got together
mary @bloodyhellmary
↳ replying to @evanslils
everyday dorcas simply learns marlene has more and more red flags
marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @bloodyhellmary
i dont have a single red flag 🙄
barty @4bcjr20
↳ replying to @mommyissues
ion have red flags either i only have fun facts
regulus @uwuemoblack
↳ replying to @4bcjr20
except they're not fun
evan @rossyrosier
↳ replying to @uwuemoblack
nothing is fun to you and you literally never laugh at our jokes you emo
barty | @4bcjr20
yo james we showed regulus some photos marlene had of monty and hes down bad asf
4:24pm • 7 aug 2024
11.9k likes | 4.2k retweets
evan @rossyrosier
↳ replying to @4bcjr20
if you age like your dad then hes yours for the rest of his life
pandora @ahskdjknska
↳ replying to @4bcjr20
lets not even talk about how creepy it is that marlene just has photos of monty that are hot enough to make regulus fall and how deep regulus' daddy issues go-
james @prongs
↳ replying to @ahskdjknska
yes lets please not talk abt that.
reggie | @notreggie
alr marlene plan is to kill james, kidnap his parents and bring them to opposite sides of the world and seduce them
4:57pm • 7 aug 2024
8 likes | 1 retweet
marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @notreggie
YO NAH SOLID PLAN ACTUALLY
reggie @notreggie
↳ replying to @mommyissues
dibs brazil
dorcas @meadowbank
↳ replying to @mommyissues
no bc umm marlene youre my girlfriend and i WILL screenshot this and send it to james.
marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @notreggie
another time then reg, have fun being single 🥰🥰
remus @rizzmuslupin
↳ replying to @notreggie
regulus all your problems would be solved if you just dated james.
reggie @notreggie
↳ replying to @rizzmuslupin
shut your mouth lupin