week 30
dorcas | @meadowbank
don’t loose hope jamie regulus just told me he wants you so bad he was literally flopping around on his bed and sighing and screaming
4:12pm • 26 jul 2024
10.2k likes | 3.4k retweets
reggie @notreggie
↳ replying to @meadowbank
delete this before he sees dork ass i’ll end you
james @prongs
↳ replying to @meadowbank
SHUT UP OKAY WAS IT THE DATE
sirius @soriusblack69
↳ replying to @prongs
DATE??? WHAT THE FUCK WHY DIDNT I HEAR ABOUT IT
evan @rossyrosier
↳ replying to @soriusblack69
yeah well im sick of hearing abt it
marlene | @mommyissues
are you guys ever like listening to music while like thinking right and then you start to think im thinking too much im being trapped in my thoughts and so you distract yourself by focusing on the lyrics and then suddenly all you’re thinking about is the lyrics and you can’t stop thinking about the song so you’re like HELP IM TRAPPED IN A MUSICAL but then wouldnt those thoughts of being trapped mean that my brain has separated into two again and im not only thinking about the lyrics
4:46pm • 26 jul 2024
15.5k likes | 9.8k retweets
mary @bloodyhellmary
↳ replying to @mommyissues
the good luck, babe! song?
regulus @uwuemoblack
↳ replying to @bloodyhellmary
why are you listening to that song youre literally all in committed relationships with girls
remus @rizzmuslupin
↳ replying to @uwuemoblack
james asked her to put it on before quidditch bc it says good luck i dont think he actually knows what it means
mary @bloodyhellmary
↳ replying to @uwuemoblack
yeah the entire common room has been playing it for hours but honestly its such a good song like its literally always in my head
barty @4bcjr20
↳ replying to @mommyissues
cant believe you all just ignored how insane marlene is hello?? no i dont think about being trapped in a musical when im listening to music??
lily | @evanslils
holy shit everyone my girlfriend is actually so fine omg i feel like a pathetic simp all over again??? what do you mean shes mine omg omg omg
7:12pm • 26 jul 2024
19.8k likes | 3.2k retweets
mary @bloodyhellmary
↳ replying to @evanslils
aww lils you’re actually the stunningest person ever
lily @evanslils
↳ replying to @bloodyhellmary
NO STOP YOU ATE THAT DANCE UPP LIKE I SAW YOURS WHEN IT HAD 5 LIKES RIGHT AND THEN I SAW SOMEONE ELSE DO IT SO I WAS LIKE WAIT THATS MY GIRLFRIENDS DANCE SO I WENT BACK TO YOUR VIDEO AND IT HAD 300K LIKES
pandora @ahskdjknska
↳ replying to @evanslils
yeah i think ive actually watched it maybe 600 times
barty @4bcjr20
↳ replying to @ahskdjknksa
you have a boyfriend
marlene | @mommyissues
hey maryyy wanna film a tiktok w me and dorcas 😇😇 technically i helped you go viral bc i gave you that song idea 😇😇😇
7:33pm • 26 jul 2024
10.6k likes | 2.9k retweets
mary @bloodyhellmary
↳ replying to @mommyissues
mmm ill think about it im very busy responding to all my comments and i need to think of what to post next to keep the followers satisfied
dorcas @meadowbank
↳ replying to @bloodyhellmary
come onnnnn mary we need you 🥺🥺
barty | @4bcjr20
ik what i said about dora having a boyfriend and i do too but that tiktok is actually everything and im doing everything in my power to get evan and regulus to do it with me
7:54pm • 26 jul 2024
15.8k likes | 9.7k retweets
james @prongs
↳ replying to @4bcjr20
I WILL LITERALLY PAY YOU FOR THAT PLEASE DO IT
evan @rossyrosier
↳ replying to @4bcjr20
bro you just admitted you find mary fit how could you ask anything of me
lily @evanslils
↳ replying to @rossyrosier
excuse you mary is fit
evan @rossyrosier
↳ replying to @evanslils
obviously but barty is my boyfriend he cannot publicly talk about how fine another girl is
peter @ratatouille
↳ replying to @4bcjr20
ykk so many people are doing this dance its almost becoming a trend 🤷🏻
pandora | @ahskdjknska
dm me for the bts of regulus barty evan doing mary’s dance bc its everything and somehow regulus is actually SUCH a good dancer
8:22pm • 26 jul 2024
19.9k likes | 8.3k retweets
james @prongs
↳ replying to @ahskdjknska
ive watched it actually nine thousand times regulus has such a slutty WAIST I CANT ASDFGHGFDSASDF
sirius @soriusblack69
↳ replying to @prongs
this is DISGUSTING HES LITERALLY FLOPPING AROUND ON THE BED AND KEEPS WATCHING THE VIDEO OVER AND OVER PLEASE SHUT UP
remus @rizzmuslupin
↳ replying to @ahskdjknska
no seriously i love chappell roan as much as the next gay person but theyre not even dating wtf is going on
peter @ratatouille
↳ replying to @ahskdjknska
GUYS ITS OFFICALLY A TREND THATS ANOTHER PREDICTION IM SOO SMART OMG
lily @evanslils
↳ replying to @ratatouille
it was bound to happen mary is such a good dancer those boys have nothing on her