chutzpah

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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chutzpah
Summary
all the marauders era characters are twitter addicts who share their every thought and opinion on every matter ever on their twitter accounts-one chapter for every week of the year 2024 !!
Note
sooo around july of 2023 i was watching marauder twitter tiktoks as one does and thought there needs to be a cohesive story where through funny tweets the marauders era characters grow closer etc etcso this fic is basically a story that explores their friendship dynamics, uploaded weekly starting new years day (with dates according to days in the year and in time with things happening in australia cause im an australian living in australia and i will not be conducting additional research so it's accurate to the brits 😔🙏)enjoy the fic <3
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week 27

lily | @evanslils
happy fourth of july to all my loves <3
6:27am • 4 jul 2024
10.5k likes | 8.8k retweets

 

marlene @mommyissues
replying to @evanslils 
lily we’re not american 🙄🙄

mary @bloodyhellmary
replying to @mommyissues
oh please look at all our american family members commenting here

remus @rizzmuslupin
replying to @bloodyhellmary
feeling bold today mcdonald?

mary @bloodyhellmary
replying to @rizzmuslupin 
no just independent 🥰

lily @evanslils
replying to @bloodyhellmary
i’m so proud youre learning

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

peter | @ratatouille 
always fun to be reminded that mary is currently dating an american and i in fact actually predicted that
9:18am • 4 jul 2024
16.6k likes | 9.5k retweets

 

pandora @ahskdjknska 
replying to @ratatouille
we get it peter shut the hell up

peter @ratatouille
replying to @ahskdjknska
i’m sensing you’re jealous

james @prongs 
replying to @ratatouille 
proud of you pete

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

sirius | @soriusblack69
“you attract what you fear” aaah… im so scared of remus lupin… noooo… get away from me…
12:26pm • 4 jul 2024
14.1k likes | 6.3k retweets

 

remus @rizzmuslupin 
replying to @soriusblack69
dude we just got together

barty @4bcjr20
replying to @rizzmuslupin 
guess you could say he needs some independence @evanslils 

regulus @uwuemoblack
replying to @4bcjr20 
sirius is actually deeply codependent because of his attachment issues

sirius @soriusblack69
replying to @uwuemoblack 
shut up you ugly gremlin

james @prongs 
replying to @soriusblack69 
hey 🫤

regulus @uwuemoblack
replying to @prongs 
why are you offended im not even your boyfriend yet

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

james | @prongs
OMG GUYS HE WANTS TO BE MY BOYFRIEND HE LITERALLY SAID YETTTTTTTTT
12:35pm • 4 jul 2024
19.6k likes | 5.1k retweets

 

dorcas @meadowbank 
replying to @prongs
bro its not like you proposed and he said yes????

marlene @mommyissues 
replying to @meadowbank 
god i know he’s just soo pathetic right babe

regulus @uwuemoblack 
replying to @mommyissues
you need to be more independent too mckinnon.

james @prongs
replying to @uwuemoblack 
aww regulus you’re so cute i actually love you

sirius @soriusblack69
replying to @prongs
no he isnt and no you dont

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

reggie | @notreggie
okay so the basorexia’s really taking over rn
12:54pm • 4 jul 2024
9 likes | 2 retweets

 

dorcas @meadowbank
replying to @notreggie
you just keyboard smashed and actually expect us to know what it means? 

pandora @ahskdjknska
replying to @meadowbank 
basorexia is the overwhelming desire or obsession to kissing :)

pandora @ahskdjknska
replying to @meadowbank
AND did you know that sharks also experience it too but since they don't have lips, they just swim around grumpy because they can't kiss each other :(

remus @rizzmuslupin 
replying to @ahskdjknska
umm thats actually the saddest thing ive ever heard??

lily @evanslils
replying to @ahskdjknska 
well guess they’re not independent enough

barty @4bcjr20
replying to @evanslils 
OMG LILY IM SO PROUD OF YOU

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

peter | @ratatouille
hey everyone just a little friendly reminder that james is sighing like some damn lovesick fool ever three seconds regulus you come over and fix this right now
3:29pm • 4 jul 2024
11.4k likes | 7.2k retweets

 

mary @bloodyhellmary
replying to @ratatouille 
please regulus he’s actually driving every gryffindor mad

dorcas @meadowbank
replying to @ratatouille 
sorry guys regulus is kinda doing the same thing over here

evan @rossyrosier
replying to @ratatouille 
yeah he uhh claims “james potter is the cutest human being to have ever breathed or existed and he might actually die”

sirius @soriusblack69
replying to @ratatouille 
bro eff off guys dont encourage this james and regulus are totally gross together 🤢🤢

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