chutzpah

pandora | @ahskdjknska
hey everyone its barty’s birthday !! he gave everyone in slytherin strict orders to not announce it to everyone but luckily im only an honorary slytherin !! happy birthday my love ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
10:09am • 9 jul 2024
17.4k likes | 2.3k retweets 

barty @4bcjr20
↳ replying to @ahskdjknska
are you serious dora

sirius @soriusblack69 
↳ replying to @4bcjr20
no i am 😜 happy birthday 🥳🥳

regulus @uwuemoblack
↳ replying to @soriusblack69
gross.

dorcas | @meadowbank 
since dora has already embarrassed barty i can post my happy birthday to mr bartemius crouch junior the little baby of our group i still remember when you had braces and thought you were straight 
10:17am • 9 jul 2024
13.8k likes | 4.9k retweets 

evan @rossyrosier 
↳ replying to @meadowbank
my god remember when all those girls used to ask us to ask barty out for them i almost set the entire school on fire

regulus @uwuemoblack
↳ replying to @rossyrosier
well clearly you didn’t realise you were in love with train tracks over here either 

barty @4bcjr20
↳ replying to @uwuemoblack 
GET OVER IT I LITERALLY HAD BRACES FOR 6 MONTHS LIKE A HUNDRED YEARS AGO

mary | @bloodyhellmary
lily tried to teach me how to write those sappy paragraphs but umm its harder than it seems so ill just leave it to the professional, all im gonna say is happy birthday @4bcjr20 love youuu
10:35am • 9 jul 2024
16.1k likes | 4.1k retweets 

remus @rizzmuslupin
↳ replying to @bloodyhellmary
yeah real sappy we just read allat for nothing

barty @4bcjr20
↳ replying to @rizzmuslupin
its not even that long bro cheers mcdonald

lily @evanslils
↳ replying to @bloodyhellmary
aww no mary you can do it too i dont own the paragraphs

pandora @ahskdjknska
↳ replying to @evanslils
yes you do babes its okay

evan | @rossyrosier
so umm happy birthday barty crouch junior. i’ve liked you since i was probably eight years old and we’re actually stupid for taking so long to get together but whatever i love you and idc what dora says about functional relationships i'll be on my death bed before i say it to you in real life, if regulus is whats keeping us sane, you’re whats driving us insane but there’s never one dull moment with you i guess 
11:11am • 9 jul 2024
10.3k likes | 9.2k retweets 

james @prongs
↳ replying to @rossyrosier
yeah happy birthday barty you make my reggie so happy 🥰🥰

regulus @uwuemoblack
↳ replying to @prongs
we’re not go away

mary @bloodyhellmary
↳ replying to @uwuemoblack
you’re not what reggie

regulus @uwuemoblack
↳ replying to @bloodyhellmary
shut up this is about my best mate barty actually, love the guy and i wish him the happiest birthday

barty @4bcjr20
↳ replying to @rossyrosier
if im so insane then lets get freaky 😜

peter @ratatouille
↳ replying to @4bcjr20
MY EYES MY EYES STOP

remus | @rizzmuslupin
happy birthday barty umm in case you forgot we’re actually wizards so why the hell did you have braces??
11:43am • 9 jul 2024
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barty @4bcjr20
↳ replying to @rizzmuslupin
shut up lupin my mom said so

marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @rizzmuslupin
it’s because his mouth would always hurt afterwards so he talked less 🤐🤐 

dorcas @meadowbank
↳ replying to @mommyissues
MARLENE HEY

marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @meadowbank
oh right !! happy birthday barty lots of love you’re amazing xx

lily | @evanslils
barty is actually the guy with the biggest heart and is the biggest softy, you make evan so happy and you tease regulus relentlessly for james, you have this fake rivalry with sirius and remus and you look after the girls in this group in the sweetest ways, love you lots crouch 
11:42am • 9 jul 2024
16.9k likes | 8.4k retweets 

peter @ratatouille
↳ replying to @evanslils
im just gonna piggybank on this bc lily didn’t even mention me 💔💔 happy birthday bartyy :)))

james @prongs
↳ replying to @evanslils
what barty why are you teasing regulus bc of me

mary @bloodyhellmary
↳ replying to @prongs
he means bc he likes you jamesy

sirius @soriusblack69
↳ replying to @bloodyhellmary
NO TF HE DOESN’T JAMES

barty @4bcjr20
↳ replying to @evanslils 
thanks lily this is actually so sweet i don’t love that you ruined my reputation tho 😬😔