chutzpah

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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chutzpah
Summary
all the marauders era characters are twitter addicts who share their every thought and opinion on every matter ever on their twitter accounts-one chapter for every week of the year 2024 !!
Note
sooo around july of 2023 i was watching marauder twitter tiktoks as one does and thought there needs to be a cohesive story where through funny tweets the marauders era characters grow closer etc etcso this fic is basically a story that explores their friendship dynamics, uploaded weekly starting new years day (with dates according to days in the year and in time with things happening in australia cause im an australian living in australia and i will not be conducting additional research so it's accurate to the brits 😔🙏)enjoy the fic <3
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week 26

peter | @ratatouille 
hey everyone just popping in to make a quick impromptu prediction !! i think the gayest people we know are finally getting together
5:14pm • 30 jun 2024
17.7k likes | 8.2k retweets

 

pandora @ahskndjknska
replying to @ratatouille 
regulus actually explicitly said this morning he's not willing to date james yet cause it's embarrassing to get together DURING pride month

evan @rossyrosier
replying to @ratatouille 
me and barty are already together so idk what you mean

dorcas @meadowbank
replying to @ratatouille 
obviously he's talking about sirius and then remus by extension 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

mary | @bloodyhellmary 
i dont wanna be that person but i think if youre planning use THAT kinda pun for getting together remember too sweet by hozier is a magnificent song !!
5:38pm • 30 jun 2024
15.4k likes | 9.6k retweets 

 

mary @bloodyhellmary 
replying to @bloodyhellmary
(me and peter overheard them talking about getting together peter didn't get an impromptu prediction and i want you guys to get together in this way.)

lily @evanslils 
replying to @bloodyhellmary
omg that's genius 

pandora @ahskdjknska
replying to @bloodyhellmary 
regulus said he owns that song and if remus uses it he'll be really mad

regulus @uwuemoblack
replying to @ahskdjknska
i didn't say that.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

remus | @rizzmuslupin
i like my coffee like i like my men, black, sirius black
5:38pm • 30 jun 2024
16.2k likes | 4.8k retweets 

 

sirius @soriusblack69 
replying to @rizzmuslupin
THAT'S ME BITCHES WE'RE OFFICIAL

remus @rizzmuslupin
replying to @rizzmuslupin 
MARY WTF WHY COULDN'T YOU HAVE TWEETED THAT LIKE A MINUTE EARLIER ARE YOU SERIOUS RN

lily @evanslils
replying to @rizzmuslupin 
aww this is so sad thing ive ever seen you literally love hozier you shouldn't have needed mary's reminder 😭😭 

james @prongs
replying to @rizzmuslupin
HEY I WANTED TO DO THIS KIND OF ANNOUNCEMENT FOR ME AND REGGIE

regulus @uwuemoblack 
replying to @prongs
you hate coffee and we're not even together (im happy for you guys i guess but thats disgusting lupin you could do better)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

marlene | @mommyissues
guys are we literally forgetting on june 1st siri actually said him and remus we're getting together this month
6:19pm • 30 jun 2024
10.4k likes | 2.9k retweets 

 

sirius @soriusblack69 
replying to @mommyissues
may or may not have been the reason i was extra motivated because dorcas called me delusional and barty called me gay 

barty @4bcjr20
replying to @soriusblack69 
you are

dorcas @meadowbank
replying to @soriusblack69
you are

remus @rizzmuslupin
replying to @soriusblack69 
are you serious rn

sirius @soriusblack69 
replying to @rizzmuslupin
oh always ;)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

remus | @rizzmuslupin
me and sirius are actually breaking up it turns out we got together just to stick it to dorcas and barty
6:25pm • 30 jun 2024
18.1k likes | 4.3k retweets

 

sirius @soriusblack69
replying to @rizzmuslupin 
NO I WAS JUST KIDDING REMUS

james @prongs
replying to @rizzmuslupin 
WOAH NO HEY WHAT YOU CANT' DO THAT

peter @ratatouille
replying to @rizzmuslupin 
REMUS YOURE BREAKING UP OUR HAPPY FAMILY HOW COULD YOU DO THAT

marlene @mommyissues
replying to @rizzmuslupin 
i really have missed this like we've become too connected in our multiple groups like this kinda stuff is what made you guys marauders

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

james | @prongs
yeah and i just feel like as marauders and (me being the only single one) its important we keep in mind my favourite romance trope is best friend's brother
7:06pm • 30 jun 2024
12.7k likes | 8.6k retweets

 

sirius @soriusblack69 
replying to @prongs
okay just like dont get any ideas tho

peter @ratatouille
replying to @prongs
i am literally still single james stop trying to get with regulus

barty @4bcjr20
replying to @prongs
personally i could never fw best friends brother

evan @rossyrosier
replying to @4bcjr20
yeah obviously i dont have a brother and you dont like sirius

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