chutzpah

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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chutzpah
Summary
all the marauders era characters are twitter addicts who share their every thought and opinion on every matter ever on their twitter accounts-one chapter for every week of the year 2024 !!
Note
sooo around july of 2023 i was watching marauder twitter tiktoks as one does and thought there needs to be a cohesive story where through funny tweets the marauders era characters grow closer etc etcso this fic is basically a story that explores their friendship dynamics, uploaded weekly starting new years day (with dates according to days in the year and in time with things happening in australia cause im an australian living in australia and i will not be conducting additional research so it's accurate to the brits 😔🙏)enjoy the fic <3
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week 25

james | @prongs
im not exactly allowed to say this but I LOVE YOU REGULUS YOU'RE LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE PERSON AND I WISH YOU THE HAPPIEST OF BIRTHDAYS NOW I HAVE TO GO BEFORE I DIE BUT HAVE A GREAT DAY REGGIE
7:19am • 25 jun 2024
16.3k likes | 8.1k retweets

 

sirius @soriusblack69
 replying to @prongs
JAMES YOURE DEAD I'LL KILL YOU HOW CAN HE BE YOUR FAVOURITE PERSON

remus @rizzmuslupin
 replying to @prongs
rest assured everyone james is gonna be okay 

regulus @uwuemoblack
replying to @prongs
thank you. sirius, leave james alone.

marlene @mommyissues
 replying to @prongs
james my brother you are a brave man 🫡

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

sirius | @soriusblack69
happy birthday regulus, buying you a toolbox for your birthday so you can fix your attitude cause james risked his life to wish you a happy birthday publicly and you said "thank you."
8:04am • 25 jun 2024
15.1k likes | 4.7k retweets

 

regulus @uwuemoblack
 replying to @soriusblack69
would you have wanted me to have publicly said i love you too?

sirius @soriusblack69
 replying to @uwuemoblack
DID YOU SAY I LOVE YOU TOO PRIVATELY???

regulus @uwuemoblack
 replying to @soriusblack69
none of your business

james @prongs
 replying to @soriusblack69
HE DID SIRIUS IM GONNA CRY

barty @4bcjr20
 replying to @soriusblack69
they're still not dating though something about not letting james win?? the weirdo

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

dorcas | @meadowbank
happy birthday @uwuemoblack, suck up your enormous pride, use those gorgeous looks and woo your man cause i love seeing you happy and i know you don't like to admit it but he makes you happy
9:12am • 25 jun 2024
13.3k likes | 5.5k retweets

 

regulus @uwuemoblack
 replying to @meadowbank
shut the hell up dorcas you dont know what you're talking about

marlene @mommyissues
 replying to @meadowbank
aww dorcky you're so sweet HAPPY BIRTHDAY REGGIEEE

peter @ratatouille
 replying to @meadowbank
james is crying from happiness and since regulus doesn't like the guy or anything i guess that's a happy happy birthday :)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

lily | @evanslils
in a quote from one of regulus' favourite books, "we accept the love we think we deserve." im not going to try and make regulus face his endless problems but he's been a little cold to all these birthday wishes today but im here to say that i love you reggie and happy birthday because you deserve it more than you could ever know
9:47am • 25 jun 2024
11.8k likes | 6.2k retweets

 

remus @rizzmuslupin
 replying to @evanslils
lily he might actually die perks of being a wallflower is too far, all ive got is "happy birthday regulus !! keep making james and sirius happy !”

dorcas @meadowbank
 replying to @evanslils
this literally puts my message to shame and me and reg have been friends for a lot longer.

regulus @uwuemoblack
 replying to @evanslils
thank you lily this is really nice.

pandora @ahskndjknska
 replying to @evanslils
he's crying and he said he loves you too

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

barty | @4bcjr20
regulus the man of the hour who is actually the man of every hour cause he's both a star (quite literally) and the centre of the little constellation that is me, him and evan like the sun. he keeps us grounded like the earth, but he is probably the only reason me and evan aren't in jail so we'll just say that's what the moon does cause im trying to be poetic. people assume evan is my partner is crime but that doesn't actually exist cause its the three of us against the rest of the universe (extra poeticness points)
12:38pm • 25 jun 2024
18.7k likes | 4.6k retweets

 

mary @bloodyhellmary
 replying to @4bcjr20
oh my god this is kinda like so sweet??

peter @ratatouille
 replying to @4bcjr20
this might actually be better than lily im scared

lily @evanslils
 replying to @ratatouille
im totally super humble and all but no literally woah

evan @rossyrosier
 replying to @4bcjr20
tf you mean im not your partner in crime

regulus @uwuemoblack
 replying to @4bcjr20
yeah what are you on about im not some thirdwheel constantly watching you and evan like some fucking babysitter

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

reggie | @notreggie
hey guys i know im not like the nicest person but i do love you guys and i appreciate you guys and you're all so sweet guys and i don't know where id be without you guys like guys maybe lily was right about the love we deserve think thing guys
3:38pm • 25 jun 2024
9 likes | 4 retweets

 

mary @bloodyhellmary
 replying to @notreggie
aww honey i mean happy birthday ml but are you drunk its not even 4pm

evan @rossyrosier
 replying to @bloodyhellmary
he is it's a bit of a slytherin tradition for us to get drunk on birthdays and regulus is just like THE sappiest drunk and always has something to say but i guess i love the guy so yk happy birthday to him

pandora @ahskdjknska
 replying to @rossyrosier
im included in the slytherins tho cause umm they're my besties and i love reggie and i wished him the best happy birthday cause he's actually sweet to me but he won't let anyone know that

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