chutzpah

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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chutzpah
Summary
all the marauders era characters are twitter addicts who share their every thought and opinion on every matter ever on their twitter accounts-one chapter for every week of the year 2024 !!
Note
sooo around july of 2023 i was watching marauder twitter tiktoks as one does and thought there needs to be a cohesive story where through funny tweets the marauders era characters grow closer etc etcso this fic is basically a story that explores their friendship dynamics, uploaded weekly starting new years day (with dates according to days in the year and in time with things happening in australia cause im an australian living in australia and i will not be conducting additional research so it's accurate to the brits 😔🙏)enjoy the fic <3
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week 24

barty | @4bcjr20
happy birthday and good morning to my darling boyfriend lets celebrate ;)
10:16am • 20 jun 2024
11.7k likes | 8.5k retweets

 

evan @rossyrosier
 replying to @4bcjr20
aww thanks baby

regulus @uwuemoblack
 replying to @4bcjr20
yeah thanks so much baby i really loved waking up in the middle of the common room

james @prongs
 replying to @uwuemoblack
aww what why'd you wake up there

regulus @uwuemoblack
 replying to @prongs
barty moved my fucking bed outside so they could have birthday sex

marlene @mommyissues
 replying to @uwuemoblack
AHAHHAHAHAHAHA

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

lily | @evanslils
we all know im great at little happy birthday tweets and im sure you're all wondering what im gonna say for evan since "we're not that close" but we actually are because after he tried to propose to me we secretly got married and ive been calling him evan evans ever since so happy birthday hubby love you 😽😽
10:37am • 20 jun 2024
19.7k likes | 5.8k retweets

 

evan @rossyrosier
 replying to @evanslils
aww thanks wifey youre so sweet 🤭

barty @4bcjr20
 replying to @evanslils
WHAT

mary @bloodyhellmary
 replying to @evanslils
oh sure happy birthday evan BUT EXCUSE ME WHAT

peter @ratatouille
 replying to @evanslils
i feel like this is something i shld've predicted im kinda disappointed in myself

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

marlene | @mommyissues
happy birthday evan we're the swaggiest of swaggers and you, barty, mary and lily fighting is so beyond entertaining 🤗
11:26am • 20 jun 2024
12.1k likes | 3.8k retweets

 

peter @ratatouille
 replying to @mommyissues
yeah happy birthday i know i got you something but honestly feels like we got a gift instead

sirius @soriusblack69
 replying to @mommyissues
right but like seriously its just barty and mary yelling at them and then lily and evan rolling on the floor with laughter??

lily @evanslils
 replying to @soriusblack69
we're all good now me and evan are getting a divorce he's just gonna keep my name 🙄

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

regulus | @uwuemoblack
before evan and barty get back im wishing evan the happiest of birthdays because you really are like a brother to me (i think of myself as older and i dont care that youre maybe two seconds older than me) i'm always watching over you and barty and i know how much of a prick barty is but you guys make each other really happy and im so proud of you guys for shutting the fuck up and getting together but mostly you today evan because you're great and i love you lots so cheers
11:53am • 20 jun 2024
14.2k likes | 9.3k retweets

 

james @prongs
 replying to @uwuemoblack
REGULUS ARE THESE EMOTIONS COMING OUT OF YOU

evan @rossyrosier
 replying to @uwuemoblack
im five days older than you git

barty @4bcjr20
 replying to @uwuemoblack
im not even a prick bruh gtfo

mary @bloodyhellmary
 replying to @rossyrosier
why aren't you responding a little nicer to regulus he was so nice

dorcas @meadowbank
 replying to @bloodyhellmary
they do this every year they're sappy to each other but they have to throw in an insult cause no homo our parents didnt love us

james @prongs
 replying to @rossyrosier
oh umm okay well happy birthday evan

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

remus | @rizzmuslupin
we all know of mine and evan's little friendly rivalry but its only common courtesy to wish you a sincere happy birthday
12:31pm • 20 jun 2024
17.5k likes | 6.8k retweets

 

dorcas @meadowbank
 replying to @rizzmuslupin
sooo where's the happy birthday??

remus @rizzmuslupin
 replying to @meadowbank
right there it said happy birthday

pandora @ahskdjknska
 replying to @rizzmuslupin
that like saying "im here to apologise. are we good now?"

sirius @soriusblack69
 replying to @ahsldjknska
back off of moony that is so nice of him :) happy birthday evan from us cause we're dating

remus @rizzmuslupin
 replying to @soriusblack69
no we're not but happy birthday i guess whatever

evan @rossyrosier
 replying to @rizzmuslupin
cheers bro i guess whatever

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

dorcas | @meadowbank
happy birthday evan our genuine little brother and we love you, and dont tell reggie or barty but youre our favourite of the guys - dorky and dora
1:12pm • 20 jun 2024
11.9k likes | 5.7k retweets

 

regulus @uwuemoblack
 replying to @meadowbank
thats not true bartys your favourite and im dora's

pandora @ahskdjknska
 replying to @uwuemoblack
no but when me and dorcas are together evan is SO MUCH better than you guys

evan @rossyrosier
 replying to @meadowbank
love you guys 🤘 (and thats okay but ive decided to make xeno my favourite)

xeno @xenolovegood
 replying to @rossyrosier
oh cheers evan happy birthday (i guess you're my favourite too)

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