chutzpah

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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chutzpah
Summary
all the marauders era characters are twitter addicts who share their every thought and opinion on every matter ever on their twitter accounts-one chapter for every week of the year 2024 !!
Note
sooo around july of 2023 i was watching marauder twitter tiktoks as one does and thought there needs to be a cohesive story where through funny tweets the marauders era characters grow closer etc etcso this fic is basically a story that explores their friendship dynamics, uploaded weekly starting new years day (with dates according to days in the year and in time with things happening in australia cause im an australian living in australia and i will not be conducting additional research so it's accurate to the brits 😔🙏)enjoy the fic <3
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week 23

mary | @bloodyhellmary
hey y'all 🤠 now that my girlfriends an american i guess i shld be american too, it's 6/9 day !!
8:06am • 9 jun 2024
17.9k likes | 6.4k retweets

 

lily @evanslils
 replying to @bloodyhellmary
that's not how that works 🤦

regulus @uwuemoblack
 replying to @bloodyhellmary
hmm

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

dorcas | @meadowbank
y'all know how regina george screams as she comes home to cut up a picture of her and cady to sticks it into her burn book? thats how i feel right now.
10:34am •  9 jun 2024
17.8k likes | 6.6k retweets

 

sirius @soriusblack69
replying to @meadowbank
and who's in the photos

dorcas @meadowbank
 replying to @soriusblack69
regulus and remus.

james @prongs
replying to @meadowbank
what

dorcas @meadowbank
replying to @prongs
im gonna die

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

remus | @rizzmuslupin
@ratatouille i will literally give you all those sweaters that you're always stealing if you promise to keep your mouth shut forever i need you to see this.
10:44am • 9 jun 2024
10.7k likes | 9.4k retweets

 

regulus @uwuemoblack
 replying to @rizzmuslupin
i will give you my entire fortune @ratatouille

peter @ratatouille
 replying to @rizzmuslupin
but like... no

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

pandora | @ahskdjknska
IM SITTING ON THE BADDEST BOY PIECE OF INFORMATION IN THE HISTORY OF ALL INFORMATION
11:02am • 9 jun 2024
16.7k likes | 5.2k retweets

 

remus @rizzmuslupin
 replying to @ahskdjknska
DORCAS HOW COULD YOU

marlene @mommyissues
 replying to @ahskdjknska
YOU TOLD HER AND NOT ME I'VE BEEN ASKING FOR HOURS

regulus @uwuemoblack
 replying to @ahskdjknska
pandora i have the most hush money in the world.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

evan | @rossyrosier
STFU BARTY I WAS RIGHT REGULUS AND REMUS HOOKED UP
11:21am • 9 jun 2024
14.4k likes | 6.7k retweets

 

evan @rossyrosier
 replying to @rossyrosier
wait wait wait this this is not our dms

barty @4bcjr20
 replying to @rossyrosier
AIN'T NO FUCKING WAY

peter @ratatouille
 replying to @rossyrosier
YOURE LYING STOP I FUCKING PREDICTED THIS

lily @evanslils
 replying to @rossyrosier
james and sirius real quiet rn...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

peter | @ratatouille
sirius and james are talking quietly amongst themselves. remus and regulus are shutting their mouths in fear. this can only end in death.
12:42pm • 9 jun 2024
18.6k likes | 9.7k retweets

 

remus @rizzmuslupin
 replying to @ratatouille
THERE ARE OTHER OPTIONS

peter @ratatouille
 replying to @ratatouille
regulus just said its 69 day and wanted to taste remus' monster cock. (word for word i think regulus has a death wish and remus definitely wishes he were dead)

peter @ratatouille
 replying to @ratatouille
sirius has tackled regulus. james has forgiven them as he says he "understands" he's also absolutely cackling and remus is planning to jump out the window

peter @ratatouille
 replying to @ratatouille
remus has promised to ask sirius to be his boyfriend by the end of month?? sirius says they're on thin ice.

mary @bloodyhellmary
 replying to @ratatouille
that was a roller coaster... thanks for keeping us updated on your dorm tho ahahah

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