chutzpah

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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chutzpah
Summary
all the marauders era characters are twitter addicts who share their every thought and opinion on every matter ever on their twitter accounts-one chapter for every week of the year 2024 !!
Note
sooo around july of 2023 i was watching marauder twitter tiktoks as one does and thought there needs to be a cohesive story where through funny tweets the marauders era characters grow closer etc etcso this fic is basically a story that explores their friendship dynamics, uploaded weekly starting new years day (with dates according to days in the year and in time with things happening in australia cause im an australian living in australia and i will not be conducting additional research so it's accurate to the brits 😔🙏)enjoy the fic <3
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week 19

lily | @evanslils
idk if anyone else cares but dora you look so much like elle fanning and this theme pandora wouldve devoured as hard as elle fanning did
10:07am • 8 may 2024
12.9k likes | 7.8k retweets

 

dorcas @meadowbank
replying to @evanslils
omg you see it too ive been saying this for so long reggie and evan think so but barty doesnt

barty @4bcjr20
replying to @meadowbank
i mean dora would look stunning in what she wore i just dont see it that much okay

pandora @ahskdjknska 
replying to @evanslils
aww thank you lily shld i chop my hair to that length??

lily @evanslils
replying to @meadowbank
i absolutely adore your long hair but the short hair literally looks so good on her

regulus @uwuemoblack
replying to @ahskdjknska
dora you can always just regrow it w magic if you hate it but im sure itll look good

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

sirius | @notjoking69 
lana del rey is really giving james potter
10:24am • 8 may 2024
14.3k likes | 6.9k retweets

 

mary @bloodyhellmary
replying to @notjoking69
elaborate on this please bc i actually thought her look ATE even if that guy she was with was a little boring

james @prongs
replying to @bloodyhellmary
as in cause my username is prongs like the little deer with antlers and lana has some antlers !!

marlene @mommyissues
replying to @prongs
that's the dumbest thing ive ever heard james are you secretly an animagus that takes shape of a deer 

remus @rizzmuslupin
replying to @mommyissues
i think we have our new resident peter pettigrew

peter @ratatouille
replying to @rizzmuslupin
NO WE DONT AND NOW EVERYONE KNOWS JAMES' SECRET REMUS

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

james | @prongs
hey everyone just popping in to address the rumours about me being a deer or lana del rey looking like a deer cause we're both not !!
10:41am • 8 may 2024
11.2k likes | 4.5k retweets

 

sirius @notjoking69
replying to @prongs
yes guys i didn't mean to tweet that on twitter it was for the gc !!

mary @bloodyhellmary
replying to @rossyrosier
actually james being a deer makes a lot of sense like do you guys remember how many times a deer has randomly barged into class along with that black dog and the rat on one of their heads its the freakiest thing

dorcas @meadowbank
replying to @notjoking69
wtf lanas headpiece is kinda giving antlers she should've just worn the dress damn 

james @prongs
replying to @bloodyhellmary
IM NOT A DEER IM A STAG ITS VERY DIFFERENT AND MUCH COOLER OKAY IM ALSO NOT JUST FRIENDS WITH RANDOM ANIMALS THATS WEIRD OKAY

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

marlene | @mommyissues
im a GENIUS i cannot believe i guessed it omg okay watch ill bet sirius is actually that black dog and peter is the rat because of those weird nicknames they have for each other and minnie might even know too cause whenever those weird animals burst into our class remus is sitting by himself and minnie glares at him and gives those boys detention the next day but they dont even know she knows
11:20am • 8 may 2024
14.9k likes | 7.3k retweets

 

remus @rizzmuslupin
replying to @mommyissues
... i might have to go talk to mcgonagall

regulus @uwuemoblack
replying to @mommyissues
so james is a stag.

evan @rossyrosier
replying to @uwuemoblack
omg thats the funniest thing ive ever heard omg reg you AHAHAAHHA

peter @ratatouille
replying to @mommyissues
okay i dont think you understand i am not JUST A RAT im very smart actually and i help out in a lot of ways except ms norris is actually terrifying and sirius is making it very aware that he is not just a black dog hes more like a wolf and hes very very strong with absolutely majestic fur

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

marlene | @mommyissues
hey guys so umm also no rush or anything but my girlfriend came over to visit my dorm and now her and my roommate besties have just been talking about every met gala look for the last hour and the only thing ive gathered is men are boring and women look like goddesses and i already knew that so someone come rescue me please
12:49pm • 8 may 2024
15.2k likes | 3.4k retweets

 

sirius @notjoking69
replying to @mommyissues
two big paragraphs tweet marlene you must be desperate unfortunately i cannot help you cause my darling brother came over to demand we transform for him but instead remus and him have also just been talking met looks for so long 

regulus @uwuemoblack
replying to @notjoking
yeah well why did conan gray not go he would've actually done such a great look for this theme instead of those other men with their plain stupid tuxes with like a flower superglued on

lily @evanslils
replying to @uwuemoblack
and why did taylor swift not go :((

remus @rizzmuslupin
replying to @evanslils
personally im just disappointed ed sheeran went and lily didnt use her ginger mind powers to give him a more flowery look instead of a blue tux

peter @ratatouille
replying to @notjoking69
we've been trying to silently sneak out without him realising so we dont have to show him

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

reggie | @notreggie
i know ive talked about this stag that i see around the castle before but i would like to take that all back and because i hate stags that one is not particularly gorgeous or nice to me and i never even pet that filthy animal it's very rude and its obviously not james. i do not like james and james doesn't know that i have ever talked about that stupid stag
3:46pm • 8 may 2024
9 likes | 9 retweets

 

barty @4bcjr20
replying to @notreggie
OH PLEASEEE AHAHAH YOU LOVE THE STAG YOU GO ON A WALK EVERYDAY TO SEE IT

pandora @ahskdjknska
replying to @4bcjr20
right he's literally left in the middle of a conversation HE CHECKS THE TIME AND THE SECOND IT HITS WHATEVER TIME IT IS HE LEAVES

peter @ratatouille
replying to @ahskdjknska
wait james does that too but its not like the same time everyday ARE THEY GOING ON MINI DATES IS IT LIKE "oh hello stag nice to see you again let me pet you a few times and watch you act all arrogant as you strut around ah lovely lovely well ill see you again tmrw but im actually a little busy so maybe 7:30 instead of 6 like today? okay great bye!" 

evan @rossyrosier
replying to @ratatouille
regulus just read that with wide eyes, chucked his phone at me and dived into his own bed he might've died

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