chutzpah

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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chutzpah
Summary
all the marauders era characters are twitter addicts who share their every thought and opinion on every matter ever on their twitter accounts-one chapter for every week of the year 2024 !!
Note
sooo around july of 2023 i was watching marauder twitter tiktoks as one does and thought there needs to be a cohesive story where through funny tweets the marauders era characters grow closer etc etcso this fic is basically a story that explores their friendship dynamics, uploaded weekly starting new years day (with dates according to days in the year and in time with things happening in australia cause im an australian living in australia and i will not be conducting additional research so it's accurate to the brits 😔🙏)enjoy the fic <3
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week 20

lily | @evanslils
british ppl having sex be like:
"mm yes splendid, how scrumptious, carry on please, good heavens, i'm arriving"
3:40pm • 15 may 2024
19.5k likes | 7.1k retweets

 

evan @rossyrosier
 replying to @evanslils
lily evans making a sex joke??? 🤯🤯

marlene @mommyissues
 replying to @evanslils
YOURE LITERALLY BRITISH TOO

lily @evanslils
 replying to @mommyissues
i'm actually a quarter american lol

peter @ratatouille
 replying to @evanslils
woah...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

marlene | @mommyissues
okay lily "how dare she ask me who i like who does she think she is blah blah blah" evans YOU DON'T EVEN SMELL LIKE GINGERBREAD
4:02pm • 15 may 2024
14.6k likes | 8.7k retweets

 

james @prongs
 replying to @mommyissues
is this just cause she made fun of british sex...

barty @4bcjr20
 replying to @mommyissues
not everything is about you mar

remus @rizzmuslupin
 replying to @mommyissues
why would gingers smell like gingerbread??

marlene @mommyissues
 replying to @4bcjr20
stfu i've decided to take it personally

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

lily | @evanslils
so what if i complain abt my crush?? ITS TRUE if i have a crush on you it's none of your business so don't even try asking me who i like
4:09pm • 15 may 2024
11.5k likes | 7.6k retweets

 

marlene @mommyissues
 replying to @evanslils
yeah exactly like when ma*ry asked you who you liked

lily @evanslils
 replying to @mommyissues
ARE YIU JOKINF ME RN THAT WAS NOT DISCREET IN SNY WAY IM TONNA KILL YOU

mary @bloodyhellmary
 replying to @evanslils
hey lily do you wanna talk 🥰

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

dorcas | @meadowbank
y'all i literally cannot find my girlfriend please help
4:53pm • 15 may 2024
13.4k likes | 2.5k retweets

 

pandora @ahskdjiknska
 replying to @meadowbank
i last saw her with lily i think

dorcas @meadowbank
 replying to @ahskdjiknska
THE LILY WHO SAID SHE WAS GONNA KILL HER??

pandora @ahskdjiknska
 replying to @meadowbank
yup! we dont know where lily is either tho mary's looking for her

sirius @notjoking69
 replying to @meadowbank
thats what happens when there's drama between female best friends 🤠

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

marlene @mommyissues
SEND HEL PLEA
5:52pm • 15 may 2024
17.2k likes | 9.9k retweets

 

james @prongs
 replying to @mommyissues
plea?? what does that mean??

regulus @uwuemoblack
 replying to @prongs
omd idiot.

evan @rossyrosier
replying to @mommyissues
maybe we shld be more worried that marlene is dying and she chose to use twitter instead of actually asking one of us for help directly

barty @4bcjr20
replying to @rossyrosier
baby relax i think it really reflects on who we are

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

mary | @bloodyhellmary
there's no need to panic everyone !! lily is my girlfriend now and has promised to safely return marlene to her's :)
6:07pm • 15 may 2024
14.8k likes | 6.5k retweets

 

marlene @mommyissues
 replying to @bloodyhellmary
ty mare i owe you my life (this ginger is scary as fuck)

peter @ratatouille
 replying to @bloodyhellmary
MARYS DATING AN AMERICAN THATS A PREDICTION

lily @evanslils
 replying to @bloodyhellmary
SHE'S MY GIRLFRIEND ASDFGHJKLKJHGFDSA

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