chutzpah

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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chutzpah
Summary
all the marauders era characters are twitter addicts who share their every thought and opinion on every matter ever on their twitter accounts-one chapter for every week of the year 2024 !!
Note
sooo around july of 2023 i was watching marauder twitter tiktoks as one does and thought there needs to be a cohesive story where through funny tweets the marauders era characters grow closer etc etcso this fic is basically a story that explores their friendship dynamics, uploaded weekly starting new years day (with dates according to days in the year and in time with things happening in australia cause im an australian living in australia and i will not be conducting additional research so it's accurate to the brits 😔🙏)enjoy the fic <3
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week 18

pandora | @ahskdjknska
i think it's very important you know that "reg" is pronounced like "edge" and not "egg" cause thats how redggie likes it
12:33pm • 2 may 2024
16.4k likes | 2.1k retweets

 

dorcas @meadowbank
 replying to @ahskdjknska
oh and definitely dont call him redgeulus tho thats reg (like egg) - ulus

regulus @uwuemoblack
you're not wrong but wtf

pandora @ahskdjknska
you're welcome 🫶

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

barty | @4bcjr20
speaking of names imagine literally having "dork" in your name and as a nickname
1:18pm • 2 may 2024
17.1k likes | 5.9k retweets

 

sirius @notjoking69
 replying to @4bcjr20
youre not one to be making fun of names bartemius

james @prongs
 replying to @4bcjr20
and now we wait for dorcas' response how riveting !!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

marlene | @mommyissues
@4bcjr20 imagine having a verb as your last name
1:45pm • 2 may 2024
19.2k likes | 7.7k retweets

 

remus @rizzmuslupin
 replying to @mommyissues
oh please he doesn't even know what a verb is

lily @evanslils
 replying to @rizzmuslupin
i dont think marlene knows what a verb is either

mary @bloodyhellmary
 replying to @evanslils
well then that means dorcas has something else cooking up and just used marlene's account

marlene @mommyissues
 replying to @evanslils
hey 😔😔 i know what a verb is

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

evan | @rossyrosier
QUICK WHATS A VERB
2:09pm • 2 may 2024
12.6k likes | 3.5k retweets

 

mary @bloodyhellmary
 replying to @rossyrosier
oh evan im dissapointed in you

evan @rossyrosier
replying to @bloodyhellmary
what i know what a verb is i didnt tweet that

marlene @mommyissues
 replying to @rossyrosier
obviously barty took his acc since hes very not smart 🤷🤷

barty @4bcjr20
 replying to @mommyissues
you tell us what a verb is then marLENE

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

dorcas | @meadowbank
speaking of names imagine having the exact same name as your father and it meaning your mother has quite literally moaned your name 🤷
2:45pm • 2 may 2024
13.5k likes | 4.2k retweets

 

peter @ratatouille
 replying to @meadowbank
oh my god

james @prongs
 replying to @meadowbank
umm i think barty's in a state of shock

lily @evanslils
 replying to @prongs
surely regulus has said that to him before

regulus @uwuemoblack
 replying to @evanslils
ive definitely thought abt it but ive never said it to his face

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

sirius | @notjoking69
stop guys literally five of us have an s at the end of our names like plural like how many of us are there actually
4:37pm • 2 may 2024
10.9k likes | 2.7k retweets

 

peter @ratatouille
 replying to @notjoking69
yeah definitely gonna stop talking about names for the rest of umm our lives i think

remus @rizzmuslupin
 replying to @notjoking69
im really glad sirius has twitter now cause this is the kinda shit sirius used to mumble into the darkness in our dorm

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