week 15
marlene | @mommyissues
"i know something you don't knowwww"
2:19pm • 12 apr 2024
10.5k likes | 6.3k retweets
dorcas @meadowbank
↳ replying to @mommyissues
"tell me this second 😠"
marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @meadowbank
i want you to be my girlfriend
dorcas @meadowbank
↳ replying to @mommyissues
man stfu
marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @meadowbank
BABE NO FR
dorcas @meadowbank
↳ replying to @mommyissues
oh umm then yeah i'll be your girlfriend duh
marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @meadowbank
YESTYSYYEYSYSYEYS
evan @rossyrosier
↳ replying to @mommyissues
huh
regulus | @uwuemoblack
in comparison to how dorcas found out she was gay, the way marlene found out, when they realised they liked each other and just how fucking dramatic these lesbians are, this has got to be the most boring way to get together ever.
2:30pm • 12 apr 2024
11.3k likes | 8.7k retweets
mary @bloodyhellmary
↳ replying to @uwuemoblack
RIGHT LIKE WHERE WAS THE FLAVOUR
pandora @ahsksjknska
↳ replying to @uwuemoblack
im honestly beyond disappointed in yall
james @prongs
↳ replying to @uwuemoblack
marlene said to never bring up any of those situations.
dorcas | @meadowbank
guys im gonna need yall to stop because that wasn't an announcement of our relationship like she literally decided to tell me that way
3:18pm • 12 apr 2024
18.8k likes | 4.5k retweets
marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @meadowbank
shut up it was romantic
lily @evanslils
↳ replying to @mommyissues
it kinda was guys marlene texted me to whisper something in her ear and then marlene smirked at dorcas before tagging her in that tweet
barty @4bcjr20
↳ replying to @evanslils
oh well when you say it like that sure !!!!!
james @prongs
↳ replying to @mommyissues
aww hey i think thats kinda cute
marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @prongs
THANK YOU JAMIE
peter | @ratatouille
guys i can't remember how dorcas come out someone pleaseeee refresh my memory i asked sirius and hes literally rolling on the floor with laughter
3:54pm • 12 apr 2024
12.3k likes | 4.1k retweets
dorcas @meadowbank
↳ replying to @ratatouille
sirius you are a dead man.
evan @rossyrosier
↳ replying to @ratatouille
no stop bc i suddenly forgot how marlene came out too and i thought it was just me maybe they poisoned us
peter @ratatouille
↳ replying to @rossyrosier
story swap for swap??
evan @rossyrosier
↳ replying to @ratatouille
done deal
remus @rizzmuslupin
↳ replying to @ratatouille
wait yall aren't gonna say it here i was just preparing some chocolate
marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @rizzmuslupin
LIKE HELL THEYLL BE SAYING IT HERE
reggie | @notreggie
okay so removing marlene and dorcas from my followers and finally letting james and sirius follow me, marlene came out when she got stoned and began telling everyone about her "music career" which was honestly just her singing girls by girl in red at the top of her lungs and people just started talking. dorcas came out when some guy back in third year told her he liked her but she was so disgusted she actually threw up and so he spread a rumour about her being a lesbian and she stood up in the middle of dinner in the great hall and said "yeah im a lesbian so what youre ugly"
4:21pm • 12 apr 2024
9 likes | 7 retweets
sirius @notjoking69
↳ replying to @notreggie
BAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHA STOP I LOVE THESE STORIES
sirius @notjoking69
↳ replying to @notreggie
wait a second what the fuck are these previous tweets about james regulus.
reggie @notreggie
↳ replying to @notjoking69
fuck off im blocking you i forgot you can see old tweets
james @prongs
↳ replying to @notreggie
AWW REGGIE OMG YOURE IN LOVE WITH ME
reggie @notreggie
↳ replying to @prongs
NO IM NOT GO AWAY
pandora @ahskdjknska
↳ replying to @notreggie
well sirius and james are gone again but I REMEMBER THE VOMITING I WAS THERE AND I LITERALLY FELL TO THE GROUND AND STARTED ROLLING I ALMOST WENT IN THE VOMIT
barty | @4bcjr20
guys i think we're blowing over too quickly that the first lesbian couple in our friend group has gotten together like #pridelove
5:12pm • 12 apr 2024
15.6k likes | 7.9k retweets
remus @rizzmuslupin
↳ replying to @4bcjr20
this is strangely supportive of you barty is dorcas blackmailing you
mary @bloodyhellmary
↳ replying to @rizzmuslupin
no i am because i just walked into marlene and dorcas already snogging eachother's face off in the bathroom and complaining about how we dont care.
lily @evanslils
↳ replying to @4bcjr20
no but you're right barty im honestly so proud of you guys and i hope yall have the loving and beautiful relationship you deserve mwahh