chutzpah

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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chutzpah
Summary
all the marauders era characters are twitter addicts who share their every thought and opinion on every matter ever on their twitter accounts-one chapter for every week of the year 2024 !!
Note
sooo around july of 2023 i was watching marauder twitter tiktoks as one does and thought there needs to be a cohesive story where through funny tweets the marauders era characters grow closer etc etcso this fic is basically a story that explores their friendship dynamics, uploaded weekly starting new years day (with dates according to days in the year and in time with things happening in australia cause im an australian living in australia and i will not be conducting additional research so it's accurate to the brits 😔🙏)enjoy the fic <3
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week 16

lily | @evanslils
you ever meet a man and its so obvious no one in his life has ever told him to shut the fuck up 🥰
3:58pm • 21 apr 2024
19.3k likes | 2.8k retweets

 

james @prongs
 replying to @evanslils
GEEZ SORRY

lily @evanslils
 replying to @prongs
surprisingly its not you

regulus @uwuemoblack
 replying to @evanslils
@rossyrosier

evan @rossyrosier
 replying to @evanslils
is this really cause i tried to have the coolest name in the world 🙄

lily @evanslils
 replying to @rossyrosier
yes (no)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

marlene | @mommyissues
NAHHH WHEN I CATCH THE CUNT WHO DID THIS THEY BEST BE WRITING THEIR WILL RN
4:20pm • 21 apr 2024
12.8k likes | 3.1k retweets

 

lily @evanslils
 replying to @mommyissues
marlene please 😭

mary @bloodyhellmary
 replying to @evanslils
no shes so beyond valid we're acc gearing up rn

barty @4bcrj20
 replying to @evanslils
lets take my van

marlene @mommyissues
 replying to @4bcjr20
lets go

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

james | @prongs
i found out what happened and im beyond pissed too but im also extremely worried that marlenes already left 
5:01pm • 21 apr 2024
14.7k likes | 5.1k retweets

 

regulus @uwuemoblack
 replying to @prongs
no yeah i think we should actually be stopping marlene cause she might be committing murder

dorcas @meadowbank
 replying to @uwuemoblack
she most definitely is doing something now but there's also no stopping her

evan @rossyrosier
 replying to @meadowbank
dw i can always get barty to turn the van around just say the word

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

mary | @bloodyhellmary
marlene got arrested can the rich black brothers (@notjoking69 @uwuemoblack) please come here and bail her out im so serious 🙏🙏
6:21pm • 21 apr 2024
13.1k likes | 6.7k retweets

 

lily @evanslils
 replying to @bloodyhellmary
MARLENE WHAT DID YOU DO

sirius @notjoking69
 replying to @bloodyhellmary
we're going to the station rn dw

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

dorcas | @meadowbank
yall might be wondering what happened and the truth is the world is a scary place for gingers (lily was robbed)
6:34pm • 21 apr 2024
18.5k likes | 9.2k retweets

 

barty @4bcjr20
 replying to @meadowbank
sooo marlene got really pissed and tracked lily's airpods to where he was and "robbed him back"

sirius @notjoking69
 replying to @4bcjr20
but what that really means is marlene BROKE INTO HIS HOUSE and got arrested (shes not the brightest)

lily @evanslils
 replying to @meadowbank
we love twitter for being the place where i could document all this and safely say i have all my stuff back (ty marlene) and it was honestly just an experience and im completely fine <33

pandora @ahskdjknska
 replying to @evanslils
wow !! what a crazy turn of events on this random sunday afternoon 😜

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

peter | @ratatouille
well this might not be the right time but uhh- i did predict marlene getting arrested soooo maybe we should've seen it coming
7:07pm • 21 apr 2024
19.1k likes | 4.3k retweets

 

pandora @ahskdjknska
 replying to @ratatouille
no way pettigrew pack it up ive had enough of you

remus @rizzmuslupin
 replying to @ahskdjknska
honestly this tweet was exactly what we needed today

peter @ratatouille
 replying to @rizzmuslupin
im glad you think so im always a good person to have around

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