chutzpah

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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chutzpah
Summary
all the marauders era characters are twitter addicts who share their every thought and opinion on every matter ever on their twitter accounts-one chapter for every week of the year 2024 !!
Note
sooo around july of 2023 i was watching marauder twitter tiktoks as one does and thought there needs to be a cohesive story where through funny tweets the marauders era characters grow closer etc etcso this fic is basically a story that explores their friendship dynamics, uploaded weekly starting new years day (with dates according to days in the year and in time with things happening in australia cause im an australian living in australia and i will not be conducting additional research so it's accurate to the brits 😔🙏)enjoy the fic <3
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week 5

mary | @bloodyhellmary
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY FAVOURITE FAVOURITE FAVOURITEEEEE GINGERRRRR @evanslils
12:03am • 30 jan 2024
17.8k likes | 3.3k retweets

 

evan @rossyrosier
 replying to @bloodyhellmary
up at midnight gang 💪💪

remus @rizzmuslupin
 replying to @rossyrosier
lily isnt even up at midnight

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

remus | @rizzmuslupin
i wish i had wished you right at midnight but you arent awake anyways, happy birthday youre my absolute everything and ty for being the sanest person ik 🫡🫡 @evanslils
1:46am • 30 jan 2024
19.5k likes | 2.1k retweets

 

peter @ratatouille
 replying to @rizzmuslupin
definitely takes a special kind of person to be up like this on a school night

remus @rizzmuslupin
 replying to @ratatouille
school night my ass im going to bed now talk to barty

sirius @notjoking69
 replying to @rizzmuslupin
EVANS IS YOUR ABSOLUTE EVERYTHING???

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

james | @prongs
happy birthday lilana juliana eviana !!!!
6:31am • 30 jan 2024
13.6k likes | 9.5k retweets

 

barty @4bcjr20
 replying to @prongs
damn potter didnt take you as an all-nighter type

james @prongs
 replying to @4bcjr20
im not i wake up at 6:30

lily @evanslils
 replying to @prongs
yeah same — thank you jameson fleamonton potterson

barty @4bcjr20
 replying to @evanslils
okay psychopaths happy birthday and good morning evans

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

marlene | @mommyissues
happy birthday to my day one, my 4lifer, my soulmate and my girlfriend (if dorcas and mary didnt exist)
7:06am • 30 jan 2024
15.4k likes | 2.7k retweets

 

sirius @notjoking69
 replying to @mommyissues
yes happy birthday evans the absolute light of my life and the prettiest leprechaun i ever did see (can you believe how early james made us wake up)

marlene @mommyissues
 replying to @notjoking69
i do not mind waking up early for lily evans whatsoever its her special day (THATS WHAT IM SAYING THIS KIDS INSANE 😭)

evan @rossyrosier
 replying to @notjoking69
he damn gathered everyone up like damn lils i swear we not even that close yk happy birthday tho my little name twin

lily @evanslils
 replying to @mommyissues
um thanks guys (ig)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

pandora | @ahskdjknska
duun dun dun duun dun dun duun dun dun dun dun duun (hums in ed sheeran)
10:18am • 30 jan 2024
12.1k likes | 9.3k retweets

 

dorcas @meadowbank
 replying to @ahskdjknska
the club isnt the best place to find a lover so the bar is where i go

james @prongs
 replying to @bloodyhellmary
mm em mm

peter @ratatouille
 replying to @prongs
me and my friends at the table doing shots drinking fast then we talk slow

barty @4bcjr20
 replying to @ratatouille
mm em mm

mary @bloodyhellmary
 replying to @4bcjr20
come over and start up a conversation and trust me ill give it a chance now

lily @evanslils
 replying to @ahskdjknska
wow thanks guys ik im ed sheeran and i just LOVE seeing fan covers

pandora @ahskdjknska
 replying to @evanslils
YES!! i thought you would and this one is actually an acapella (im just kidding happy birthday ily 😽😽😽)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

regulus | @regulusblack
happy birthday lily you're genuinely such a sweet person and sometimes its a little infuriating bc it's like youre a perfect person or something but i do love you and youre also one of the only people i can relate to and us and remus should like hook up sometime or something
4:22pm • 30 jan 2024
13.5k likes | 2.2k retweets

 

lily @evanslils
 replying to @regulusblack
oh thank you reggie i love you too

regulus @regulusblack
 replying to @evanslils
yeah but what abt that hookup @rizzmuslupin

remus @rizzmuslupin
 replying to @regulusblack
we'll circle back to it reg maybe when youre not literally drunk or high or something

evan @rossyrosier
 replying to @rizzmuslupin
WE TOLD HIM NOT TO TWEET ANYTHING

dorcas @meadowbank
 replying to @rizzmuslupin
HE GOT DRUNK AFTER SEEING THE NICKNAMES JAMES AND LILY CALLED EACH OTHER

james @prongs
 replying to @regulusblack
THOSE ARE FROM SO LONG AGO REG YOU BETTER NOT HOOK UP WITH REMUS AND LILY

regulus @regulusblack
 replying to @prongs
okayy 

sirius @notjoking69
 replying to @regulusblack
thats disgusting simp

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