chutzpah

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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chutzpah
Summary
all the marauders era characters are twitter addicts who share their every thought and opinion on every matter ever on their twitter accounts-one chapter for every week of the year 2024 !!
Note
sooo around july of 2023 i was watching marauder twitter tiktoks as one does and thought there needs to be a cohesive story where through funny tweets the marauders era characters grow closer etc etcso this fic is basically a story that explores their friendship dynamics, uploaded weekly starting new years day (with dates according to days in the year and in time with things happening in australia cause im an australian living in australia and i will not be conducting additional research so it's accurate to the brits 😔🙏)enjoy the fic <3
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week 6

barty | @4bcjr20
i bit the bullet for valentines day bitches, evan is my little baby boy
12:19pm • 14 feb 2024
13.7k likes | 2.6k retweets

 

dorcas @meadowbank
replying to @4bcjr20
little baby boy 💀💀

evan @rossyrosier
replying to @meadowbank
literally die he means boyfriend

barty @4bcjr20
replying to @rossyrosier
oh but then you'd become a widow on valentines day 😔

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

regulus | @regulusblack
i really thought maybe our group could just all be single together this year but ofc pandora, evan and barty all just had to get into relationships
12:43pm • 14 feb 2024
16.3k likes | 8.5k retweets

 

dorcas @meadowbank
replying to @regulusblack
dw id happily become your favourite

james @prongs
replying to @regulusblack
you dont have to be single reg im right here 🤷

sirius @notjoking69
replying to @prongs
GO AWAY JAMES

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

xeno | @xenolovegood
happy valentines day to my beautiful beautiful girlfriend, she's so pretty and im so so in love, you're everything
1:33pm • 14 feb 2024
14.5k likes | 9.7k retweets

 

pandora @ahskdjknska
replying to @xenolovegood
XENO STOP I HAVE A REPUTATION (i love you)

regulus @regulusblack
replying to @xenolovegood
stop being so happy its revolting

xeno @xenolovegood
replying to @regulusblack
aren't you supposed be drooling over james

regulus @regulusblack
replying to @xenolovegood
break up right now

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

pandora | @ahskdjknska
reggie's in a mood now but its just bc hes alone on valentines day (like all losers)
1:51pm • 14 feb 2024
15.1k likes | 2.4k retweets

 

remus @rizzmuslupin
replying to @ahskdjknska
the only person youre not attacking is barty and evan who are the biggest losers around

marlene @mommyissues
replying to @rizzmuslupin
agreed 🫡🫡

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

lily | @evanslils
i will be staying offline for the rest of today and just listening to falling behind on repeat 😍😃
2:27pm • 14 feb 2024
16.6k likes | 2.9k retweets

 

mary @bloodyhellmary
replying to @evanslils
thats also a personal choice baby

lily @evanslils
replying to @bloodyhellmary
oh what haha 😂😂

remus @rizzmuslupin
replying to @bloodyhellmary
now mary why would you say this she is so beyond flustered i think she might be falling in love with you

mary @bloodyhellmary
replying to @rizzmuslupin
ooh perfect 😻😻 (im sorry i was joking but if you dont want it to be a joke then heyy)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

peter | @ratatouille
valentines day used to be a day where me, evan and pandora sit together and talk shit abt people in relationships but they just dont care about me anymore 🫤
2:48pm • 14 feb 2024
14.9k likes | 8.8k retweets

 

evan @rossyrosier
replying to @ratatouille
we can still do that i mean xenos kinda a loser

marlene @mommyissues
replying to @ratatouille
NAHHH WHY WAS I NEVER INVITED

james @prongs
replying to @ratatouille
dont worry pete ill talk bad abt people with you 😁😁

sirius @notjoking69
replying to @prongs
yeah pete we're professional haters 💪💪

peter @ratatouille
replying to @notjoking69
james couldnt even say the word shit

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