week 1
sirius | @notjoking69
i'm leaving all the toxic ppl behind in 2023, @4bcjr20 you need to leave
12:39am • 1 jan 2024
15.2k likes | 4.6k retweets
barty @4bcjr20
↳ replying to @notjoking69
why don't you start by leaving that 69 from your username since we all know you ain't getting any
lily @evanslils
↳ replying to @notjoking69
shots fired
sirius @notjoking69
↳ replying to @evanslils
go away you little leprechaun
remus | @rizzmuslupin
i'm gonna follow in sirius' footsteps and cut out the fake ass bitches in my life too @rossyrosier
12:57am • 1 jan 2024
18.3k likes | 5.5k retweets
evan @rossyrosier
↳ replying to @rizzmuslupin
my ass is actually hella legit 🤷
marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @rossyrosier
what ass
remus @rizzmuslupin
↳ replying to @rossyrosier
i've never seen it 🤷
regulus | @regulusblack
for the new year i will be making a new priv acc and everyone but james and sirius can follow it @notreggie
2:43am • 1 jan 2024
17.2k likes | 2.3k retweets
james @prongs
↳ replying to @regulusblack
that's so unfair 😠
pandora @ahskdjknska
↳ replying to @prongs
that's so tragic 💔
sirius @notjoking69
↳ replying to @regulusblack
i don't even wanna be on your priv acc
regulus @regulusblack
↳ replying to @notjoking69
then why'd you request on your stalker acc
sirius @notjoking69
↳ replying to @regulusblack
HOW DKD YK ABT THAT ACC
peter | @ratatouille
these are my predictions for 2024 for us 😇:
- sirius gets banned on roblox
- i bump into taylor swift and lily beats me up
- mary dates an american
- dorcas is revealed to be a theater kid
- pandora tries (and fails) to quit weed
- james pulls off the dumbest prank ever and goes viral for like 2 weeks
- marlene gets arrested (could be sirius)
- sirius becomes forever traumatised through learning something really weird
- one of the slytherins gets canceled (evan maybe?)
- remus and regulus hookup
- mary unknowingly starts a tiktok trend
- barty becomes mutuals with ice spice
7:59am • 1 jan 2024
15.7k likes | 6.4k retweets
dorcas @meadowbank
↳ replying to @ratatouille
no bc how the actual fuck did you come up with all that at 7am
mary @bloodyhellmary
↳ replying to @ratatouille
ngl i genuinely think most of those are gonna happen
peter @ratatouille
↳ replying to @meadowbank
i had some good cheese and it gave me some gut feelings 🤷
peter @ratatouille
↳ replying to @bloodyhellmary
keep your eyes peeled for some americans
marlene | @mommyissues
i haven't eaten since last year 💔
9:44am • 1 jan 2024
13.4k likes | 5.2k retweets
lily @evanslils
↳ replying to @mommyissues
help what thats not true are you okay?
lily @evanslils
↳ replying to @evanslils
wait no nvm
dorcas @meadowbank
↳ replying to @mommyissues
YOU A FUNNY ONE FOR REALLL 🤣🤣
mary | @bloodyhellmary
proud hater everyday i wake up ready to hate and bring negativity 💘💘
10:32am • 1 jan 2024
19.6k likes | 4.4k retweets
james @prongs
↳ replying to @bloodyhellmary
really mary? on new years day?
mary @bloodyhellmary
↳ replying to @prongs
fight me bro
pandora @ahskdjknska
↳ replying to @bloodyhellmary
you have my unwavering support