chutzpah

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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chutzpah
Summary
all the marauders era characters are twitter addicts who share their every thought and opinion on every matter ever on their twitter accounts-one chapter for every week of the year 2024 !!
Note
sooo around july of 2023 i was watching marauder twitter tiktoks as one does and thought there needs to be a cohesive story where through funny tweets the marauders era characters grow closer etc etcso this fic is basically a story that explores their friendship dynamics, uploaded weekly starting new years day (with dates according to days in the year and in time with things happening in australia cause im an australian living in australia and i will not be conducting additional research so it's accurate to the brits 😔🙏)enjoy the fic <3
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week 2

sirius | @notjoking69
me and james are gonna go out for a little hike in the woods would anyone like to join us 🥰🥰
9:45am • 13 jan 2024
11.6k likes | 8.3k retweets

 

barty @4bcjr20
 replying to @notjoking69
ILL GO

sirius @notjoking69
 replying to @4bcjr20
no not you i hate you

barty @4bcjr20
 replying to @notjoking69
watch your fucking back

peter @ratatouille
 replying to @notjoking69
ill go!

james @prongs
replying to @ratatouille
YES!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

marlene | @mommyissues
sorry @prongs me and my girlfriend are going out on a date
10:06am • 13 jan 2024
14.2k likes | 6.1k retweets

 

dorcas @meadowbank
 replying to @mommyissues
we're not dating

barty @4bcjr20
 replying to @mommyissues
oh yeah thats right @notjoking69 me and evan are going out on a date too

evan @rossyrosier
 replying to @4bcjr20
we're not dating either

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

dorcas | @meadowbank
this dumb little girl is drawing on her converse again 🤦 @mommyissues
1:19pm • 13 jan 2024
17.4k likes | 9.2k retweets

 

marlene @mommyissues
 replying to @meadowbank
geez sorry mom

regulus @regulusblack
 replying to @mommyissues
dorcas finds it unbelievably adorable

dorcas @meadowbank
 replying to @regulusblack
no i dont die you pathetic simp you like some nerdy ass kid with glasses

james @prongs
 replying to @meadowbank
umm if thats me that's mean 🫤

mary @bloodhellmary
 replying to @prongs
who else would it be

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

remus | @rizzmuslupin
i suggest people step away from james once it clicks what regulus has said
1:24pm • 13 jan 2024
16.2k likes | 8.4k retweets

 

james @prongs
 replying to @rizzmuslupin
what did regulus say

regulus @regulusblack
 replying to @rizzmuslupin
dont say a word

peter @ratatouille
replying to @prongs
it wasnt regulus dorcas said regulus simps for a glasses nerd thats you so...

james @prongs
replying to @ratatouille
soooo...

lily @evanslils
replying to @prongs
he likes you dude

mary @bloodyhellmary
 replying to @rizzmuslupin
would've definitely been a good warning if i took it omg

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

reggie | @notreggie
fuck you dorcas you ruined everything you just fucking told EVERYONE
1:36pm • 13 jan 2024
7 likes | 0 retweets

 

dorcas @meadowbanks
 replying to @notreggie
YOU DID IT FIRST OMFD

reggie @notreggie
 replying to @meadowbank
EVERYONE KNOWS SHE LIKES YOU TOO

remus @rizzmuslupin
 replying to @notreggie
well then whats the difference

pandora @ahskdjknska
 replying to @notreggie
yeah youre both overreacting rn

reggie @notreggie
 replying to @ahskdjknska
he doesnt like me what

dorcas @meadowbank
 replying to @ahskdjknska
yeah she doesnt like me 💀

lily @evanslils
 replying to @meadowbank
this is the opposite of being a delulu girl guys

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