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Elon sobbed and sobbed for hours, he thought Trumpie Wumpie daddy was the one for him!!!!! But…. he was cheating on him…. After crying for 4 hours and 36 minutes, he stormed into the white house into a fit of rage. “DADDY!!!!!” He roared, still for some reason calling him daddy despite just finding out he was cheating on him. Trump whizzed around the corner. “What’s wrong my beautiful kitten?” He asked.
“YOU WERE CHEATIMG ON ME WITH BIDEN-KUN!!!!!!!!” He screamed.
“Sorry kitten…” he whispered.
“Its ok big daddy, also i’m pregonate!!!” Elon exclaimed.
“Omg!!! I can’t belive it!!! Let’s get freaky to celebrate!!!!” Trump yelled. Elon almost creamed himself at the thought. “Shhh, daddy!!! They’ll hear us!!!” Elon whimpered.
“Good!!!!” Trump shouted, dragging Elon into the nearest room. They then got freaky for the next 10 hours straight very loudly. So loudly that…. MELANIA COULD HEAR THEM!!!!! She was OUTRAGED!!!!!!!!!!!
To be continued….