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When Melania heard them, her blood boiled. She screamed the loudest anyone has ever screamed, and Kamala came running to her door. “What’s wrong? Is everything okay, Melania?” Kamala asked, rushing through the door.
“My ugly ass husband is cheating on me!!!” Melania sobbed.
“You deserve better babes!!! Someone like… me!!!” Kamala replied. Melania smiled happily with joy and skipped over to Kamala, they kissed and skipped out of the white house while holding hands.
When Trump and Elon were finally finished, Trump checked his phone and saw a text from Melania. It read: ‘we are divorced im a lesbian kys ugly fat tangerine’. Trump rolled his eyes, he was gay anyways so he didn’t care. “Trumpie Wumpie daddy my arsehole hurts and i can’t walk can i stay with you for the night??” Elon Pelon whimpered.
“Of course my little swasticar…” Trump growled comfortingly. He then carried Elon up to his bedroom in the white house where they cuddled all night long.
To be continued….