Someone New

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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Someone New
Summary
Evan Rosier ‘fell in love’ with someone new every week. Or so it seemed. Really, he just found them attractive, thought about them for a while, and moved on. He expected Barty Crouch Jr. to be no one. Then he saw his fluffy hair and the smile caused by his grade (better than Evan’s, which made him float between homicidal and and homosexual thoughts). That was annoying. OREvan sees through everyone except for Barty, Barty likes to test Evan, Pandora is done with everyone (especially a certain boy in her class), Dorcas becomes even more of a workaholic after seeing her opposing team’s captain, Remus would like to sleep, Sirius would like to be a pillow, Regulus wants to play Cupid, James thinks it’s immoral, Emmeline writes too much poetry and buys too much skincare, Lily keeps listening to Clairo, and Mary keeps trying to memorise the names of Clairo songs DISCLAIMERA lot of the mentioned ships and characters will be thoroughly explored in other fics that will be a part of this universe. I added them because they are mentioned a whole lottt. I’m also not British but I’ll still try to add some minimal slang here and there.

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