Traumatized Slytherins
You were curled up on the sofa reading a book when your friends (Mattheo, Tom, Blaise, Enzo, Draco, Theo, and Regulus) came up from dinner.
Mattheo: What’s up?
Enzo: We didn’t see you at dinner.
(They all sit down on the couches in the Slytherin common room.)
Blaise: You can tell us, Morticia Salvatore, that we are your best friends.
Morticia Salvatore: “I saw Professor Trelawney and Slughorn making out.” I shuddered.
Tom: (looking disgusted) Eww...
Theo: (laughs)
Mattheo: (smiles and rolls his eyes at the same time) I thought the food would’ve been the worst thing we’d have to deal with.
Enzo: You should have taken a picture!
Regulus: Don’t encourage the girl!
(They laugh)
Morticia Salvatore: “Ughh, I think I’m going to have nightmares for a month.”
Tom: Wait, you stayed there and watched them?!
Theo: (laughs)
Blaise: Why didn’t you just walk away?
Morticia Salvatore: “I WAS FROZEN, TRAUMATIZED!”
Mattheo: (laughs)
Theo: (laughs even harder)
Enzo: I’m going to puke!
Regulus: (looks at you worriedly) Did their kissing last a minute or so, or were they going at it for a while?
Morticia Salvatore: “There was groping involved." I gagged.
Tom: Oh, god! (Laughs)
(Theo and Regulus both look like they’re going to throw up from the disgusting mental image.)
Draco: Oh, I could just picture the whole thing now!
Mattheo: (trying to control his laughter)
Morticia Salvatore: “Stop! It’s haunting me!” I wailed
Enzo: (laughs. We’re picturing it in our heads.) It’s too funny to stop now!
Regulus: (holding in the nausea in a quiet voice) We should... stop.
Morticia Salvatore: “No, I need you guys to suffer with me. Tom, you know legilimency, right?” Smirking
Tom: (nods and laughs darkly) Yes, I do know legilimency..
Morticia Salvatore: “I’ll show you.”
Tom: You're really going to show me that traumatizing vision, aren’t you?
Morticia Salvatore: “Yes, at least I won’t suffer alone.”
Tom: (laughs) You’re sadistic!
(Theo and Regulus both cover their ears and look away because they don’t want to see it.)
Morticia Salvatore: “You two, look at it too,” I said, pointing at Theo and Regulus.
Theo: No! closes his eyes.
Regulus: (looking away) I will not think about Professor Trelawney and Professor Slughorn kissing! No chance, not happening!
Morticia Salvatore: “Sharing is caring!”
Theo: This is not caring! We need to forget this ever happened!
Mattheo: (laughs)
Enzo: (looking very uncomfortable) I can actually see their tongues in my head.
Tom: (makes gagging noises)
Morticia Salvatore: “Stop laughing, Mattheo, or I'll do it to you too,” I said evilly.
Mattheo: (gulps)
Theo: So... You can actually see their tongue in your mind, Enzo?.
Enzo: (shudders) It’s like a mental image in my head of their tongues...
Draco: No, n-no, no, no no!
Tom: It’s already too late; I think I can see their tongues now too...
Morticia Salvatore: “NOOOOO! It's their saliva.”
(Everyone starts gagging.)
Theo: Ewwww! What the hell?!
Regulus: (looks nauseated.) I can actually see their saliva...
Blaise: (tries not to throw up)
Morticia Salvatore: “Slughorn groping Sybil.” I paled.
Theo: OH. MY. GOD. (Vomits)
Regulus: (He vomits too; he looks extremely nauseated.)
Tom: Gross!
Mattheo: EWWW!
Enzo: (shudders) God, that image...
Morticia Salvatore: (Vomit too because she saw some vomits.)
(Everyone starts vomiting.)
Draco: OH GOD! I WISH I COULD UNSEE THIS!
Morticia Salvatore: “What the bloody hell is happening to us? We are vomiting everywhere!” I vomited again just because
(Everyone keeps vomiting.)
Theo: I think... We're all going to stop thinking about it!
Mattheo: (gasping because of the lack of oxygen)
Blaise: (vomiting)
Regulus: Please kill me.
Tom: Oh god...
Morticia Salvatore: (I vomit again.)
(Everyone vomits again.)
(After five whole minutes of non-stop vomiting, everyone stops.)
Mattheo: (panting and wheezing)
Theo: (wiping his mouth with the back of his hand) I think that’s over.
Morticia Salvatore: “W-wait” vomits again.
(Everyone vomits again.)
Theo: I hate you!
Mattheo: Me too! (Vomits again)
Morticia Salvatore: (Vomits)
(Everyone vomits)
Mattheo: This is not what we signed up for when we came to the common room.
Enzo: I’ve literally never vomited this much in my life.
~FIN~