Bigmouth Strikes Again
Monday, February 24th
(19:07) Unknown number: WAKE UP BITCH GUESS WHAT
(19:09) Unknown number: What?
Unknown number: SHE STOOD ME UP AGAIN
Unknown number: Who?
Unknown number: Only the sunshine in my eyes and the love of my life padfoot,
(19:10) Unknown number: Who else dumbass
Unknown number: Oh I'm sorry I should have guessed that, how did she stand you up?
Unknown number: You’re acting weird
Unknown number: Why are you talking so properly, you sound like your brother.
(19:11) Unknown number: I felt like it.
Unknown number: What did you do that made her stand you up?
Unknown number: She hates me i know it, I cerenated her and then I asked her out
Unknown number: What song?
Unknown number: it’s *serenaded by the way.
Unknown number: Oh my god i hate you padfoot
Unknown number: Wonderwall
Unknown number: sounds foolproof, i really don’t know why she would stand you up.
(19:12) Unknown number: I know right! I don’t know why she stood me up :((
Unknown number: I was sarcastic, that sounds like a shit plan.
Unknown number: Hey! You’re supposed to be on my side! :(
(19:14) Unknown number: Okay i think it is time for me to come out and say this now before you make more of a fool out of yourself than you already have, i have no idea who you are, nor do i know who “Padfoot” or “she” is.
Unknown number: Did you hit your head?? Are you alright?
Unknown number: You’ve got the wrong number stranger.
Unknown number: …
(19:15) Unknown number: shit
Unknown number: Shit indeed, it was fun whilst it lasted. :)
Wednesday, February 26th
(09:34) Unknown number: Should I try to serenade her again or should I give her flowers?
Unknown number: It’s still the wrong number.
Unknown number: DAMN IT
Unknown number: dumbass. :)
(09:35) (reply to Unknown number) Unknown number: Which one should i do though?
Unknown number: Why are you asking me? shouldn’t you ask your beloved padfoot?
Unknown number: Well.. I’m already talking to you so isn’t that easier?
Unknown number: fine.
Unknown number: what does she like?
Unknown number: She likes the sea a lot.
Unknown number: morning person or night owl?
(09:36)Unknown number: Why?
Unknown number: Just answer.
Unknown number: Night owl I think, she always rocks up to class late.
(09:37) Unknown number: You should take her for a walk through the park, and right before the sun starts to set you bring her to a picnic on the beach. There you can watch over the horizon eating strawberries or whatever.
Unknown number: Oh my lord you’re a genius
Unknown number: THANK YOU STRANGER
(09:38) Unknown number: You’re welcome stranger.
Thursday, February 27th
(14:27)Unknown number: What can I call you?
Unknown number: What?
Unknown number: What can I call you? I can't keep saying stranger.
(14:28) Unknown number: I didn’t know we were going to make this a regular thing
Unknown number: I don’t have a nickname
Unknown number: Oh
Unknown number: Hmm..
(14:29)Unknown number: What do you like?
Unknown number: Oh.. uhm
Unknown number: I like stars and constellations.
Unknown number: Really?
Unknown number: What’s your favorite constellation or star?
(14:30) Unknown number: I can’t tell you my favorite star, but my favorite constellation is the lion.
Unknown number: THAT’S PERFECT
(19:31)Unknown number: I’ll call you Leo
Unknown number: Am I allowed to complain.
Unknown number: No
Unknown number: Ugh fine.
(14:34)Unknown number: Done
Leo: What can i call you then?
Unknown number: Prongs
Leo: Prongs?
Leo: Why Prongs?
Leo: That is even worse than Leo.
Prongs: You’re just jealous.
(14:36) Leo: Do I even want to know where you got it from?
(14:37) Prongs: I was out with my friends and we had been drinking, we stumbled upon a stag and i decided to fight it
Prongs: ended up with a concussion
(14:38)Prongs: Leo?
(14:39) Leo: Sorry i cna’t stop lauhging
Prongs: Shut up
Leo: Tell me why I'm not even surprised.
(14:40) Prongs: Goodnight Leo >:(
Leo: Goodnight prongs, the famous wwe stag champion.