Chapter 2
Saturday, March 7th
(17:01) Leo: I don’t think I’ve asked you, how did you even accidentally text me to begin with?
(17:03) Prongs: Padfoot had gotten a new phone, the little asshole said the wrong number.
Leo: Messing with you was the peak of that day.
Prongs: I’m flattered that my inconvenience pleasures you
Leo: You should be an inconvenience more often
(17:04) Leo: Wait, no, no don’t be more of an inconvenience.
Prongs: Too late Leonard.
Leo: LEONARD??
Leo: Stag fighter.
(17:05) Prongs: Stag fighter sounds much cooler than Leonard.
Prongs: You’re like that one guy from big bang theory, whilst I'm out here beating stags to the ground.
Leo: if i remember correctly you were the one getting beat to the ground by a stag, and Leonard is very smart and cute so I don’t care.
Prongs: CUTE??
Prongs: LEO?+
Leo: I’m not having this conversation anymore goodbye.
Monday, March 10th.
(11:49) Prongs: guess what :D
Leo: What??
Prongs: Omg why did you answer me so quickly
Prongs: you love me
Leo: stfu ew no, i was just on my phone already.
(11:50) Leo: What did you want anyways?
Prongs: It’s our two week anniversary
Leo: I-
Leo: Prongs there is no way you kept track of that.
Prongs: I did
Prongs: This calls for drinking
Leo: I am literally going to block you. I do not want to put up with your drunk shit.
(11:51) Prongs: boring, I was going to drink anyway, it’s my friend’s birthday today.
Leo: Have fun, but if you text me in the middle of the night I will literally find you.
Prongs: Is that a threat or a promise *wink*
Leo: Why do I even still talk to you?
Prongs: Cause you love me
(11:52) Prongs: Anyways, I'm getting ready now.
Leo: Why? Are you going to drink now? It's literally 12 o’clock.
Prongs: Thank you for caring for my health, but no. Padfoot and I are picking up Moony at his house, then we’re going to the zoo.
(11:53) Leo: New character unlocked? Who’s Moony?
Prongs: I HAVEN’T TOLD YOU ABOUT MOONY??
Prongs: Moony is my other best friend, he says he isn’t in love with Padfoot but I’ve literally seen the way they look at each other, they're just too stupid to see it themselves.
Leo: Relatable
Leo: If neither of them has come out as gay they’re probably in denial as well.
Prongs: are you speaking out of experience?
(11:55) Leo: Wouldn’t you like to know
Prongs: OH MY GOD
Prongs: LEO??
Prongs: FLIRTING??
(11:56) Leo: No shut the fuck up
Prongs: im flattered Leo
Leo: I'm jumping off a cliff bye.
(11:57) Prongs: Bye Jeff Buckley
Leo: Not okay Prongs. Not okay.
Prongs: Sorry.. Mustafa
Leo: YOU LITTLE BITCH NO.
Leo: I will literally strangle you.
Leo: That is not okay, I am not okay.
(11:58) Prongs: You got sadder when I referenced you to a fictional animal's death than that of a real person.
Leo: I am literally called Leo , my favorite constellation is the Lion Prongs.
Prongs: Oh right
(11:59) Leo: And Mustafa is not just any fictional animal, he’s literally an innocent and great king who did not deserve that.
Prongs: It’s so sad, they stopped drawing the lion.
Prongs: OKAY OKAY I APOLOGIZE DON’T KILL ME
Leo: Too late I have already planned the murder.
Leo: Anyways, have fun at the bar, enjoy your last moments.
(12:00) Prongs: Yeah I deserved that.. BYE LEONARD.
Leo: BYE YOU SAPPY SHIT.
Prongs: I’m the sappy shit?
Leo: I will hunt you down.
Monday, March 10th
(23:13) Prongs: HELLO
(23:15) Leo: … Literally what did I say, are you drunk?
Prongs: No im nto
Leo: Oh my god
Leo: I'm going to have to put up with a hungover Prongs as well, aren't I.
(23:16) Prongs: MI NTO DRUNK
Leo: Sure buddy.
(23:23) Prongs: LEOOOOOO
Prongs: LEOLEOO ANSWER
(23:24) Leo: WHAT
Prongs: IM LI
Prongs: Hello, Moony here, I don’t know if he’s told you about me or not but I’m his friend. I’m taking his phone for the rest of the night.
(23:25) Leo: Oh my god, thank you Moony, You’re my favorite out of Prongs friends now.
Prongs: I'm flattered, you seem nice too.
(23:26) Leo: Oh and, happy birthday.
Prongs: Thank you :)
Prongs: He’s trying to take the phone out of my hand so I’ll have to go lock it in our cupboard with his car keys.
Leo: "Our?", Do you live together?
Leo: Nevermind
(23:27) Leo: That’s personal, you don’t have to answer that.
Leo: Sorry.
Prongs: Lmao It’s alright. We live together, me, Prongs and Padfoot.
(23:28) Prongs: Okay I have to go, they’re about to jump off the table or something.
Prongs: nicetalking to youBYE!
Leo: I’m not surprised if I'm honest.
Leo: Bye!
Tuesday, March 11th
(12:34) Prongs: Oh my god kill me
Leo: Hungover?
Prongs: How did you know
(12:35) Leo: “LEOOOO LEOLEOOO”
Prongs: Did not say that.
Prongs: You’re making stuff up.
Prongs: Liar.
Leo: Whatever, drink some lemon water and take some aspirin.
(12:37) Prongs: We don’t have aspirin.
Leo: Ibuprofen?
Prongs: uhh
(12:38) Prongs: No
Leo: How can you not have this stuff at home, paracetamol?
(12:39) Prongs: Yeah we have paracetamol!
Leo: Take two of those, lay down and rest.
Prongs: Awh you care about me.
Leo: Shut up asshole, I will never help you again.
Prongs: Alright fine I’m sorry, I'll go lay down.
(12:53) Prongs: Hello
(12:54) Leo: No, get some rest, and no phone either.
Prongs: but I'm boreeed.
Leo: Sleep then, that’ll cure your boredom.
(12:55) Prongs: Fine, mother Leona.
Leo: Oh my god no.
Leo: Never call me mother Leona again.
Mother Leona: Goodbye.
(12:56) Prongs: Goodbye Mother Leona.
(13:04) Marls: How are you feeling?
Prongs: I'm hungover and I have a headache.
Prongs: And Leo won’t let me talk to him.
Marls: You talk a lot with Leo
Marls: I’m jealous
(13:05) Prongs: Oh shush, you know no one will ever take your place love <3
Marls: I won’t let them <3
Prongs: I fear for the person who ever tries.
(13:23) Mother Leona: YOU CHANGED MY NAME TO MOTHER LEONA
(13:24) Prongs: I couldn’t help myself
(13:27) Prongs: Oh my god HELP ME
Prongs: Padfoot stole my phone to see who I was texting, cause I was laughing and smiling at the screen.
Prongs: I now have to go explain who “Mother Leona” is.
Mother Leona: Jai guru deva, I’m not Hindu but karma is a bitch.
(13:28) Prongs: I hate you
Mother Leona: Hey that’s my phrase!