Gensokyo is not the ideal place to live. No internet anywhere, and pretty much everyone knew each other.
Until that STUPID ASS BITCH Sumireko decided to bring 2 cell phones (because her broke ass could only rob like 2) and auction them away. Turns out no one really cares about it. She learned that the hard way. She tried to yell "HEAR YE HEAR YE" in the middle of the human village. Children ran away. Babies cried. Yuuka, who was trying to shop for flowers, threw tomatoes and rotten fruits at her. Sumireko's corny ass had yelled "TIME TO MAKE LIKE AN EGG AND SCRAMBLE!" as she ran, so she had dropped one of the phones. Conveniently, our famous shrine maiden, Reimu was there. She could tell no one actually gave two shits about it, so she stole it like the stupid poor person she is.
This was her first mistake.
The moment she picked up the phone, she had a flashback of her mother, John Hakurei, scolding her before she died in a motorcycle accident. She was like two years old and strapped to the shrine walls with duct tape. John had turned to her and said "In about twenty years or so, you will post very controversial things on Twitter, also known as X in the future." Reimu, being the incompetent two year old she was at the time, had done absolutely nothing but babble about how much she wants food or something.
Now, she was curious. She went by to Marisa's house, who was currently stoned the fuck out on mushrooms.
"ouughrhhghhhh what the FUck do you want Reimu Hakurei im trying to" She never actually finished her sentence. She was trying to make the fruits on her table dance with telekinesis or something. Reimu only stared at her totally not wife in confusion, holding up the phone.
"Marisa, what the fuck is this."
"Take drugs with me"
"ok"
Reimu was actually a very big mushroom addict. This is canon because I said so. She chomped down on the definitely NOT safe mushroom, and she immediately collapsed on the floor for like 2 minutes. Marisa did not give two shits and laughed at her for being stupid.
Within that two minutes she was GEEKED OUT. SEIJA FUCKING KIJIN had came into her mind with a fucking stopwatch pendulum thing or whatever.
"you WILL post controversial things on twitter dot com."
When she woke up, she was hallucinating like a teenage girl who was a bit too hyperfixated on something at night. The fruits on Marisa's table were actually fucking dancing. Marisa had somehow become a walking hue shift or whatever. But Reimu had a goal. A beautiful goal. Spread only hate on twitter dot com or whatever. She had somehow skipped the entire sign-in process, legally changed her name to "Mu," and developed several mental disorders within 10 minutes.
Her first tweets were already bad. "I HATE YOUKAI" and "I LOVE SEIJA. NOW WHAT BITCHES" hit hard on whoever the fuck had internet in Gensokyo. No one actually questioned her, but Koishi, the STUPID ASS IPAD KID somehow got access to twitter and showed her sister. Satori Komeiji was then found dead hanging from the ceiling of Chireiden at 4:51 AM by her loyal pets, Utsuho "Okuu" Reiuji and Rin "Orin" Kaenbyou. Orin, being the stupid piece of shit she is, threw Satori's body into the pits of hell. Koishi did not give two shits and went to show more people.
In the next 10 minutes, Reimu (I am not calling her ass Mu) had tweeted even MORE.
"THE VAMPIRE INCIDENT WAS SOOOOOO FRESH"
"I LOVE WHEN YOUKAI WALK UP TO ME AND SAY THEY CANT WORK WITH ME ANYMORE ITS MY FAV"
"I TURNED DOWN 3 INCIDENTS THIS WEEK FROM KIDS WITH CANCER IN THE HUMAN VILLAGE"
"SANAE STOLE MY ANTI YOUKAI SWAG"
"SEIGA WE LOVE YOU"
That bitch was in love with a corpse.
Once Marisa was off her acid trip, she woke up tied to a chair in Chireiden by Okuu.
"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU WIFE SAY ON TWEETY DOT COM OR WHATEVER"
"What" Marisa said. She actually had stage 3 dementia.
Okuu pushed Koishi into her line of sight, her crusty ass blue ipad having Reimu's twitter page open.
"who the fuck is Mu????"
"your wife hoe"
"Oh oaky"
Marisa took some time scrolling.
What the fuck.
"IM NEVER APOLOGIZING FOR MY ONI COMMENTS I CAN SAY WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT WHEREVER THE FUCK I WANNA SAY FOREVER WHERES MY FUCKING APOLOGY FOR BREAKING ALL OF MY BONES WHILE SOLVING INCIDENTS SUCK MY TATAS HOWS THAT FOR AN APOLOGY"
"SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS ARE YOUKAI AND I DONT TRUST ANY OF THEM"
Tears started flowing down Marisa's face.
"This shit... Is so ass."
"MY SISTER IS FUCKING DEAD WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME"
"Kil your'eself"
"Okay"
Koishi then gave Marisa the ipad and shot herself 9 times in the chest.
Meanwhile, Seija, who had EVERYTHING TO DO WITH THIS, was sitting on the fucking beach. Drinking from a fucking coconut with sunglasses and a beach chair.
"I love spreading hate."