granite is the gayest rock

Sirius Black is a famous sculptor. He’s most commonly known for his gorgeous statues of dogs, but when his usual art becomes stale, he’s desperate for an attention grabber. After multiple sleepless nights at his art studio, he passes out and dreams up a muse. The very next morning he orders the biggest chunk of granite his bank account can buy him and spends the next few weeks carving out his vision. When he announces his newest piece, the media instantly fawns over it. Overnight, his career is saved. Whenever asked about what inspired the 180 in his work, he simply replies that it “came to him in a dream.” Eventually, the ‘Dream Man’ statue debuts in his best friend's museum [obviously]. It's a huge hit as expected. At the party, Sirius decides to wander around appreciating various other artworks and when he loops back around to his own piece he’s quite shocked. For admiring the ‘Dream Man’ statue is Dream Man, right down to the scar that crossed his nose bridge to his left cheek. Romance ensues.

uh this is inspired by a piece of fan art i saw a while agoif this gets any love i'll try to crank out another chapterenjoy!