the nickname game.
padfoot and moony!
saturday
(9:46am)
moony:Morning x
(10:06am)
padfoot: Morning,Moony! x
how are you feeling?
moony: better,a bit stiff but better.
padfoot: good.
i'm glad you're okay.
okay,i promise i'm only asking one more time.
moony: don't even.
yes i want to see you!!!!!
padfoot: wow moony,that excited? ;)
moony: shut up.
padfoot: Okay,well James,Peter and I will be there at 11:30 x
moony: perfect x
padfoot: who me or the plan? ;)
moony: meh,both works :)
i'm so bored tho.
padfoot: are your friends there yet?
moony: no,not yet,they're coming at 11.
And my mum's gone down to the cafeteria for breakfast.
padfoot: Are you up for a call?
moony: yeah :)
(calling Moony)
"Good Morning,Handsome"
"shut up"
"you don't even know what i look like."
"moony! stop laughing this is serious business."
"i'm trying to woo you"
"plus,i know you're hot.You can't even deny it"
"whatever you say,Sirius"
"there will soon be truth to my observation"
"ohhhhh so that's how it is?"
"you're coming to see if i'm hot or not?
"correction,i'm coming to confirm that you are hot"
"charming"
"indeed"
"oh my god"
"what?"
"what the hell am i meant to wear?!"
"prongs! prongs get your last arse out of bed!"
"what?! what?! what's wrong? who died!"
"what? no one died.You have to pick me some clothes out"
"come on,chop chop out of bed"
"you're an arse.You know that right?"
"poor James"
"oh hi moony! I'm glad you're alright,mate!"
"thanks James"
"Moony,We don't need to go through this again.You should be on my side!!"
"Sorry Sirius,But you just dragged the poor thing out of his bed because you don't know what to wear?"
"precisely.And?"
"and maybe i don't know what you should wear either?!"
"you don't have to wear anything Fancy Sirius.You do know that i am in a hospital,right?"
"well duh Moony"
"exactly.So i'm not exactly wearing anything fancy am i?"
"ugh,okay.I still don't know what to wear"
"hi mum- yes it's Sirius- No you can't talk to him-"
"Hi mrs Lupin!"
"oh hello dear!"
"Sirius,i've gotta go now.I'll see you soon"
"Okay.I'll see you soon!"
"bye,Sirius"
"bye Remus"
(call ended,duration 6 minutes)
(10:18am)
padfoot: so you told your mum about me?
how charming
moony: oh shut it.
padfoot: don't worry,moonshine.
if i spoke to my mother and she wasn't a horrible old bitch,i would tell her about you :)
moony: that's nice.
i think?
padfoot: i'll be telling my mum aka Mrs Potter alllllllll about you tho,my moonbeam ;)
moony: fr?
padfoot: yuh huh
moony: atleast then i can get back at you.
"telling your mum about me are you? ;)"
padfoot: and so what if i do,moony?
what if i do tell her all about how much i like you and how perfect you are?
what are you going to do? ;)
moony: i hate you.
padfoot: you like me :)
moony: i dislike you.
padfoot: you like meeeeeee!!! :))
moony: fine.I may like you a little bit.
padfoot: uh huh
only a little bit?
moony: maybe a bit more than a little bit.
padfoot: that's more like it ;)
moony: has anyone ever told you that you're an arse.
padfoot: Yes.
You.
Like everyday.
moony: good.
just wanted to remind you ❤️
padfoot: well i just want to remind you...
that
you.
are.
perfect.
moony: hmghajsiehbd
padfoot: how's the blush treating you my lovely darling moonbeam?
moony: i actually do not like you at all.
padfoot: you keep telling yourself that
i'll see you soon,my love ;) ❤️
moony: i'll see you soon,Sirius ❤️
padfoot: ahem!
moony: no.
padfoot: mooonnnyyyyyyy
moony: i am not playing the nickname game with you.
nuh uh
padfoot: yuh huh.
please.
moons.
my darling.
my love.
lover.
angel.
most goregous,amazing best person ever?
moony: i'll see you later ❤️
padfoot: who?
idk who you're talking to?
gonna need a name here,angel 😙
moony: i'll see you later,love ❤️
padfoot: AHHHHHHHHHH
hahdieuhwhdbjcis
moony: okay,goodbye!!
get ready!
padfoot: i am ready.
moony: uh huh.
do you even have your clothes on?
padfoot: Moony!
atleast take me out to dinner first ;)
moony: Sirius!!
oh my god!
you know what i meant,knobhead.
moony: for your information Moonshine.
no i am not yet dressed.
i am participating in an intense stare down with prongs while he decides what clothes i should wear.
it should probably be wierd.
him just staring me down while i'm sat on my bed in my boxers.
but it's us so not wierd or out of the ordinary i guess.
moony: are you sure you two aren't like married or some shit?
padfoot: we may aswell be.
moony: well have fun.
hope you find some clothes soon!
padfoot: what,do you not like the thought of me in my boxers?
moony: SIRIUS!
padfoot: i'm just teasing.
or am i?
toodles!!!
moony: you did not just say toodles.
padfoot: i did.
embrace it,moon man.
Toodles!
moony: yes,goodbye!