pratfoot and bambi.
unknown
Monday
(10:31pm)
unknown: hey! how was your day?
unknown: you got the wrong number again
unknown: no i was asking you,how was your day? :)
unknown: oh.you were?
my day was okay.
how was yours?
unknown: of course i was.
turns out i rather like talking to you,mysterious stranger i texted by accident one time.
my day was pretty shit tho but that's okay.
unknown: seems like today was just an international terrible day for everyone then?
unknown: hey you said your day was okay!
unknown: i lied :)
unknown: fair enough.
i'm going to go to sleep now,i hope tomorrow is better for you!
unknown: good night.
unknown: night!
keeping up with the marauders 😉
Tuesday
(11:22am)
prongsie: oi
earth to padfoot!
paddyfoot: what?
prongsie: dude,wormy and i have been trying to get your attention for like 10 minutes?
paddyfoot: sorry.i was reading.
wormyyy: you were texting.
paddyfoot: no.i was reading texts.
wormyyy: why?
prongsie: you've been texting someone an awful lot recently actually,don't you think wormy?
wormyyy: i do prongs.
paddyfoot: fuck off.
prongsie: so who is it pads? ;)
paddyfoot: no one.
prongsie: aww come on.don't be like that pads :(
paddyfoot: no beacause you'll both either make fun of me or 'mother prongs' will give me a whole hour long lecture.
wormyyy: okay well now you gotta tell us.
prongsie: i heard lecture.what have you done?
paddyfoot: okay fine.
i tried to text prongs the other day,after we filled slughorns classroom with ping pong balls.
prongsie: you mean after you ran away?
paddyfoot: hush.
anyways
i texted a wrong number,yelling and asking where prongs was.
prongsie: not sure how you yelled over text but anyways
paddyfoot: ...
are you done?
prongsie: i am.
carry on,my love :)
paddyfoot: ANYWAYS
they told me it was a wrong number and i didn't believe them.
so i kept going on and asking "PRONGS WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU"
yeah
so then i discovered it actually wasn't prongs.
THEN
i did it again,accidentally texting them saying i wanted to jam a rusty fork into his (reg's) eye.
and they replied saying shit abt fingerprints and we were talking and now we just...talk?
i guess.
wormyyy: wow.
well.
that was not what i expected.
prongsie: let me get this straight.
paddyfoot: here we go.
get comfy wormtail.
wormyyy: 🍿🤏🏻
prongsie: you accidentally messaged a random number.
and instead of just doing the morally safer thing of apologising and blocking the number.
you continued to text this stranger?
A STRANGER SIRIUS.
what if they find you?
paddyfoot: how would they do that mother prongs?
prongsie: not funny.
also you know how many hackers there are.
remember when my phone was hacked?
paddyfoot: yeah cost me a bloody phone.
prongsie: you told me to download the game→you buy me a new phone.
wormyyy: pfft rich people.
prongsie: SIRIUS DID YOU TELL THEM YOUR NAME?
IF YOU DID I WILL PERSONALLY THROW YOUR PHONE OUT OF THE WINDOW
paddyfoot: okay,calm it mother.
1) no i did not tell them my name
2) they are actually nice
3) YOU ARE NOT MY MOTHER PRONGS!
prongsie: and thank god for that,that woman is horrid.
paddyfoot: real.
prongsie: which is why you need me!
to save you from 70 year old predators on the internet
paddyfoot: don't worry yourself,mother hen.
we've also already established that neither of us are 60 year old men.
prongsie: YOU TOLD THEM YOUR AGE?!?!?!
paddyfoot: no prongs.
but so what if i did,there is atleast a billion other 17 year olds in the world.
prongsie: you are going to give me a heart attack.
paddyfoot: shut up.
prongsie: you're a prat.
paddyfoot: no you are.
('prongsie' changed 'paddyfoot's name to 'pratfoot')
pratfoot: you have waged war dear prongsie.
sleep with one eye open mf.
wormyyy: incase you twats hadn't realised (which you didn't) mcgonagall has approached you.
wormyyy: HA
idiots.
unknown
Tuesday
(8pm)
unknown: hi
how was today?
better than yesterday?
is it wierd that i texted you?
oh god
i'm sorry.
bye.
(9:32pm)
unknown: i'm so sorry!
i got my phone confiscated until i finished my detention!
my day was good.Well,i got my phone took off me at like 11:30 this morning!
and had to deal without it until now.
how was your day?
(9:57pm)
unknown: i promise it wasn't wierd that you texted.
hello?
(10:24pm)
unknown: how the fuck have you had another detention?
unknown: because i'm totally punk rock.
duh.
unknown: uh huh.
well,my day was meh.
unknown: why meh?
unknown: more doctors appointments.
boring as shit.
unknown: mmm that doesn't sound fun.
are you good tho?
unknown: couldn't tell you tbh.
they mainly said a bunch of big words to my mum while i zoned out.
unknown: as you do.
well,i gotta go to bed :(
i have detention at 8:30 in the morning.
8:30!!!!!!
that's cruel.
unknown: that is pretty cruel.
your own fault tho sooooo.
have fun :)
unknown: oh thanks -_-
unknown: :)
prongsie 🦌
tuesday
(10:49pm)
pratfoot: prongsssss?
prongsie?
my love?
james?
jamie?
light of my life?
my one true love?
prongsie: what do you want?
pratfoot: are you mad at me? :(
prongsie: no.
of course not.
i do still think you're a prat tho.
pratfoot: that's okay.
prongsie: just please be careful alright?
pratfoot: i would be cute and say "always" but we both know i live life on the edge sooooo
i shall be very careful just for you bambi xxxxxx
prongsie: no not bambiiiiii.
('pratfoot' changed 'prongsie's name to 'bambi')
pratfoot: love you bambi xxxxxx
bambi: yeah,yeah love you too dickhead.