friends?
unknown
Wednesday
(1:24pm)
unknown: what's your biggest fear?
unknown: probably being forgotten?
unknown: damn that's deep.
mine is the monopoly man but i feel kinda stupid about it now.
unknown: i- what?
your joking right?
unknown: no.
don't make me feel stupid :(
he's creepy.
unknown: there's nothing in the world that scares you more than the monopoly man?
unknown: okay,well when you put it like that...
unknown: anyways,shouldn't you be in school or whatever?
unknown: i am.
unknown: are you on your phone in class?
again.
unknown: yes.
and what?
i had an important question.
unknown: uh huh sure.
do not complain to me if you get your phone taken off of you.
(1:30pm)
hello?
idiot.
(4:03pm)
unknown: that was rude :(
unknown: i told you not to complain.
it's your own fault.
unknown: why do they have to take my phone?
let me message my mystery friend in peace please.
unknown: oh so we're friends now?
unknown: yes?
are we not?
unknown: yes,we can be friends.
unknown: yay!
unknown: i've just rolled my eyes at you.
i thought you should know that.
unknown: so mean.
moonflower + Mary Poppins 🩷
Wednesday
(9:43pm)
lilyflower: Moony?
Moons?
moonshine?
moonpie?
I know you're on your phone.
MOONY
Moonpie: WHAT
lilyflower: hello,love.
moonpie: is that really what you just spammed me for?
lilyflower: you know it wasn't ;)
anyways.
Mary and i have been talking.
marypoppins: we have.
hello moony.
moonpie: hello mary.
lilyflower: we want to know who you're texting.
moonpie: currently? you and mary,why?
marypoppins: well obviously.
arse.
moonpie: :)
lilyflower: everytime we facetime,you're camera's off because you're texting someone.
everytime,we hang out,you're texting someone.
marypoppins: and don't even try saying it's your mum because we all know that your mum is rubbish at texting.
bless her.
moonpie: no clue what your talking about :)
lilyflower: moony.
moonpie: lilyflower.
lilyflower: Remus.
moonpie: lily ;)
marypoppins: Mary
sorry felt left out.
lilyflower: just tell us who it is.
we're just curious you know we won't judge you.
moonpie: fine.
someone texted me ranting about how they were running from a teacher or something.
and kept calling me prongs.
i told them idk what a prongs is and they realised it was the wrong number.
then.
they did it again.
blah blah blah now we just text sometimes.
lilyflower: ...
marypoppins: ...
lilyflower: i revoke my earlier statement.
i'm going to start judging now.
you're texting a random stranger??
moonpie: oh my god
marypoppins: i think it's cute.What if this person turns out to be your soulmate :)
lilyflower: what if this person turns out to be a serial killer?
moonpie: nope.we discussed it.
came to a mutual agreement that neither of us are serial killers or 60 year old predators.
lilyflower: oh my goodness.
remus!
moonpie: relax.
it's just texting.
just meanless conversations that's all.
lilyflower: i fear for you sometimes remus lupin.
moonpie: love you too lily :)
and you mary.
i obviously love you aswell.
even if i think your thing about the person being my soulmate is a bunch of rubbish
marypoppins: that's what you think.
i'm sensing it.
moonpie: whatever you say mary.
gtg.
my mysterious 60 year old predator/serial killer friend is texting ;)
lilyflower: you are ridiculous -_-
moonpie: :))
unknown
Wednesday
(10:06pm)
unknown: hi
i have just been thinking.
unknown: oh god.
not off to a good start then?
unknown: rude.
anyways.
i don't actually know anything about you.
like at all.
unknown: bit creepy.
unknown: shut up.
can i ask you a question?
unknown: sure?
unknown: do you have something i can call you?
as much as 'unknown' has a nice ring to it,it feels wierd.
it doesn't have to be your name.
it could be like a nickname.
do you have a nickname?
unknown: i do.
but.
it's kind of wierd.
unknown: my bestfriends nickname is 'prongs'
believe me,i'm not one to judge.
unknown: don't laugh.
promise you won't laugh.
unknown: cross my heart.
unknown: dramatic much?
unknown: just tell me.
pleaseeeeeeee.
unknown: okay.
well,my friends from...school? call me Moony.
unknown: that is...
unknown: don't laugh!
unknown: no! that is so cute.
unknown: it is not cute!
unknown: why moony?
is there a reason they chose it?
unknown: yes.
unknown: care to share?
i'm intrigued.
unknown: when i used to go to school...
i had this like obsession with the moon.
used to look at it through my telescope and everything.
so they now call me moony.
pretty rubbish story tbh.
('unknown' added 'Moony' as a contact)
unknown: that is so cute.
moony: stop! it is not cute!
go on then.
your turn.
unknown: okay.
BUT.
you have to promise not to laugh.
well actually you can laugh if you want.
i actually don't really care.
moony: okay then?
surely can't be any wierder than prongs.
unknown: padfoot.
moony: what's that?
unknown: me.
moony: your nickname is padfoot?
i take it back.
it is wierder than prongs.
('moony' added 'padfoot' as a contact)
padfoot: moony! you promised you wouldn't judge.
moony: i never said such words...
padfoot.
padfoot: so do you want to know the story?
moony: oh absolutely not.
i don't think i want to know to be honest.
padfoot: probably not.
moony: you're strange.
padfoot: you love it.
moony: can i ask you a question now?
padfoot: sure,go ahead.
moony: are you a boy?
because i've just been referring to you as 'the person i text'
padfoot: been talking about me have you,moony? ;)
moony: shut up.You know what i mean.
padfoot: well,moony,my love i shall answer your question.
i am a boy.yes.
moony: my love?
padfoot: yes darling?
moony: i was not calling you that!!
i was questioning you!!!
padfoot: it's okay,babe.Don't ignore our love! ;)
moony: you're insufferable.
padfoot: you love it ;)
moony: okay.
padfoot: are you?
a boy.
moony: i am.
padfoot: good to know.
we're getting to know eachother more and more ;)
soon you will see that you...are my soulmate!
moony: okay.
bedtime.
goodnight!
padfoot: goodnight!
sleep well,my love ;)
moony: -_-
padfoot: ;)