wrong number.
Friday-(2:30pm)
UNKNOWN
unknown: PRONGS WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GO???
unknown: erm think you've got the wrong number,mate.
unknown: ha-ha very funny prongs.
now where the fuck have you gone,slughorn is going to kick my arse!!!!!!
he'll put me in detention for a week!!!!
PRONGS!!!
unknown: what the hell is a prongs??????
anyways look,i don't know what a prongs is nor do i have one so i can't help you.
unknown: oh shit,is this actually not prongs?
my bad,thought this was my best mates number.
unknown: wierd name for a best mate but okay.
well,i'll let you get back to your detentions?
unknown: ugh don't remind me.
goodbye stranger.
Prongsie 🦌
paddyfoot: WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU GONE?!?!?!?!
prongsie: nowhere? i'm still just stood with wormy outside the great hall?
paddyfoot: Excuse me?
prongsie: you're the one who legged it down the hallway.He didn't even look at me? Dear old sluggy had no idea i was involved.
paddyfoot: yeah well fuck you for shoving all the blame on me.
rude as hell btw.
prongsie: yeah well,you should have just acted casual?
rather than bolting down the almost empty hallway where he could clearly see you...
paddyfoot: ugh i hate you.
prongsie: love you to pads!!!!!!!
Saturday (7pm)
UNKNOWN
unknown: UGH
i just want to like...jam a rusty fork into his eye or some shit.
Just right here.Right now.
oh shit,i didn't mean to text that to you.
that's awkward.
erm hello again.
unknown: hello again.
Don't forget to wear gloves.keeps the fingerprints off the fork,even if it is a rusty one.
unknown: my favourite part of this is how you don't even question who i'm talking about.
unknown:The less i know,the less i can say during the interrogation.
unknown: wow.
you are so right.
Thank you good friend.
unknown: your welcome,stranger that accidentally texted me instead of 'prongs' one time.
Sunday (11pm)
UNKNOWN
unknown: stabbed your victim with a fork yet?
unknown: a rusty fork!
and no not yet.
i'm about this close
...
imagine you can see my hands,it's very fucking close.
unknown: how nice of you.
i hope your not like...a serial killer or some shit cos that wouldn't be fun.
unknown: nope.
not a serial killer
or not yet anyways ;)
unknown: oh great -_-
unknown: goodnight,new bestfriend!
unknown: goodnight,person who may be a serial killer
unknown: ;)
Sunday-9:36am
unknown
unknown: Wait.
you're not a serial killer either.
right?
cos you knowing about fingerprints and shit was kinda scary.
unknown: no
i am not
i could be tho.
you would never know.
unknown: that doesn't sound very convincing.
kinda scared now.
unknown: you should be ;)
unknown: oh.
unknown: why are you up so early anyways?
it's a fucking sunday.
unknown: bc i have rugby practice :(
unknown: you play rugby?
unknown: correct
unknown: okay,so you're definitely not a 60 year old man then?
that's good.
unknown: i could be?
unknown: are you?
unknown: no.
are you?
unknown: i am not.
unknown: cool.
why are you up?
unknown: doctors appointment.
unknown: oh.have fun?
unknown: doubt that but thanks.
keeping up with the Marauders 😉
(9:40am)
prongsie: dude.
padfoot????
where tf are you?!
paddyfoot: in bed bro.
prongsie: WHY?!
we have practice in 10 minutes!!!!!!
get your arse to the field now.
paddyfoot: okay,chill.
rude ass mf.
wormyyy: not so loud.
i'm trying to sleep.
paddyfoot: you've got some nerve wormy.
i am not above coming and throwing water over you.
wormyyy: erm,love you padfoot? :)
paddyfoot: sleep with one eye open wormy.