jamaica
[ remus and sirius ]
12:32PM
shooting star: morning best friend !!!!!
wolf mcwolf: it’s not even morning anymore
shooting star: well excuse me mister time man
wolf mcwolf: wow
wolf mcwolf: just… wow
shooting star: have i made you speechless 🥰🥰
wolf mcwolf: don’t know if you should be too proud of that
shooting star: :(((
wolf mcwolf: :)))
[ gay and gayer ]
12:35PM
barbie: hey twink
raquelle: hi hey mamas
barbie: sirius
raquelle: you just called me a twink… it’s only fair
barbie: sirius
raquelle: fine
raquelle: hi **marls**
barbie: better
barbie: now
barbie: why were u just creepily smiling at your phone
raquelle: are you watching me?? where are you??
barbie: i just passed the campus cafe and saw you looking at your phone like this 🤤
raquelle: uh i resent that
barbie: answer me frankie grande
raquelle: fineeee… i met a boy
barbie: and you didn’t immediately text me freaking out?? i’m proud
raquelle: well i knew you were in class so… i texted james
barbie: oh that makes more sense.
barbie: well who is the unlucky guy
raquelle: bitch
raquelle: his name is remus
barbie: remus lupin??
raquelle: okay first ur watching me and now u know my future husbands name ?
barbie: im gonna ignore the husband comment
barbie: and he’s in my creative writing class
raquelle: you’re in a creative writing class? pfffft
barbie: not important
barbie: but he seems cool
barbie: def your type
barbie: i should warn him abt what he’s dating
raquelle: well we’re not dating per se….
barbie: oh?
raquelle: i’ve sorta placed myself in the friend zone
barbie: dumbass
barbie: how’d u do that
raquelle: i might have given myself the title of his “best friend”
barbie: oh not the besties moveeee
raquelle: yeah…
barbie: good luck getting yourself outta that one, airhead
raquelle: 🖕🏻
[ furries ]
2:17PM
deer: pretty girl pretty girl pretty girl
dog: ohhhh howwww the turnnn tablessss
deer: i’m so sorry for my treatment to u, my dear padfoot
deer: now please send me motivation to talk to said pretty girl
dog: i hope she’s gay
dog: just to spite u
deer: wow so you’re saying being gay is a choice? just to spite straight people?
deer: canceled
dog: you realize i’m gayer than louis tomlinson right?
deer: isn’t he straight 🤨
dog: semantics
deer: pads im sorry
deer: i may have been too quick to judge you and your gay feelings
deer: and i apologize
deer: from now on i will only contribute helpful opinions
dog: alright you sap
dog: just be yourself jamie
dog: everybody loves you and i’m sure this girl won’t be any different
dog: and if she is, then she’s not worth it because you’re amazing and i wouldn’t be best friends with a loser
dog: so go over there
dog: just don’t start out with any knock knock jokes
deer: yeah and i’m the sap
dog: you are buti have my moments
[ remus and sirius ]
2:25PM
shooting star: whatcha up to moony
wolf mcwolf: moony?
shooting star: yeah
shooting star: wolf…werewolf...full moon ...moony
shooting star: i’m creative like that
wolf mcwolf: huh okay
wolf mcwolf: and i’m not up to much
wolf mcwolf: just watching lily brutally reject some dude
shooting star: oh poor guy
shooting star: what did he do to deserve her wrath?
wolf mcwolf: he used a knock knock joke which is already not starting off strong
shooting star: oh no
wolf mcwolf: ikr and then when lily said who’s there, he goes “jamaican” so naturally she wearily goes “jamaican who?” and he finishes this amazing start with “jamaican me horny”
shooting star: oh for fucks sake
wolf mcwolf: ???
[ furries ]
2:30PM
dog: you’re a fucking dumbass you know that?
deer: i know 😞