shooting stars
[ furries ]
10:30AM
dog: i want to die
deer: what is it now sirius
dog: boy…. cute
deer: oh hell no
deer: what happened to our hot girl summer ???
dog: prongs, it’s winter
deer: my point still stands.
dog: and u wanna have a partner-free semester…. doesn’t hot girl summer mean the opposite of that
deer: my point still stands.
dog: but jamesssss
dog: …. he has pretty hair
deer: ugh i shlda known you’d be too slutty for abstinence
dog: yeah so really this is on you
deer: okay, out with it
deer: 🙄 what does he look like 🙄
dog: okay so imagine the fluffiest cloud you’ve ever seen
deer: okay…..
dog: he’s the person version of that
deer: oh so just your type
dog: eeeeeexactly
deer: sigh
deer: where are you anyway
dog: the new literature class i chose for this semester to fill in an empty spot 😀
deer: oh yeah the class u took since you couldn’t get into “punk rock for gays 101”
dog: homophobic.
deer: yeah
deer: so what are you gonna say to him?
dog: say to him??? what, you think i’m just gonna go up and talk to him???
deer: why am i friends with you
dog: because i’m a hoot
deer: i’m calling reinforcements
dog: i understand 😞
[ MARAUDERS ]
10:45AM
prongsie: pete tell sirius to get his head out of his ass
wormy: sirius get ur head out of ur ass
padfooty: you don’t even know why ???
wormy: i trust prongs to know when ur head is stuck in ur ass
padfooty: … fine
prongsie: he’s drooling through the phone over a boy in his literature class that he won’t even talk to
wormy: sirius what
wormy: you’re acting as if he won’t immediately swoon for you like everyone else
padfooty: first of all, that’s inaccurate
padfooty: second, he’s different than everyone else
prongsie: you’ve known of his existence for 30 minutes
padfooty: i dotn see your point
wormy: dotn
padfooty: shut it remy
wormy: someone’s feisty
prongsie: fine padfoot we’ll let you pine (read: stalk) from a distance
padfooty: that’s all i ask 🥺
wormy: ew
padfooty: watch it rat
wormy: 🤚🏻😯🤚🏻
[ wolf & red ]
11:00AM
rem: pls tell me u see it too
lilian: what
lilian: the hot guy staring holes into the back of ur head?
rem: not rlly the wording i’d choose but sure
lilian: well i say it’s a good thing
lilian: about time you get yourself back out there
lilian: and ik you’re not still hung up on benjy so i don’t wanna hear that bullshit excuse
rem: gasp! is that a curse word lilith ?!?!?
lilian: shut the fuck up and stop deflecting
lilian: and stop laughing b4 our professor sees u
[ MARAUDERS ]
11:10AM
padfooty: HIS SMILE IS SO FUCKING OMG ENJEJEKWJEJRJR
prongsie: oh god
[ wolf & red ]
11:12AM
rem: fine i’ll stop portraying joy on my face 😞😞
lilian: good
lilian: now, what do u think abt leather boy behind u
rem: idk?? he looks straight lol
lilian: omg ur gaydar is so off. no he doesn’t.
rem: 🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️
rem: class ends in like a minute anyway so i guess i wont be able to talk to him. tragic.
rem: wait lil
rem: why r u walking over to him
rem: LILITH
[ MARAUDERS ]
11:30AM
padfooty: ummm i think his friend is coming up to me
padfooty: oh she def is
padfooty: alert alert alert
wormy: oh no!!! real human interaction??
prongsie: lol wormy
prongsie: you’ll be fine pads
[ wolf & red ]
11:32AM
rem: he looks terrified
rem: oh don’t look at me
rem: DONT COME OVER HERE
[ MARAUDERS ]
11:40AM
padfooty: um she just
padfooty: dragged me over to him??
prongsie: wow i like her already
prongsie: what happened
padfoot: well he looked pretty uncomfortable but then introduced himself as remus (ADORABLE) and apologized for his friend, lily, and her actions lol
padfoot: then lily invited me to get coffee with them so ig i’m going there now
wormy: aw baby’s all grown up
padfooty: how many rat-related threats do i have to make today before u shut up
wormy: at least one more
padfoot: pipe down gus gus
wormy: that should do it
[ unknown number ]
11:00PM
(***)-***-****: hey remus, this is sirius !! hope this reaches you okay.
remus: hi sirius. you thinking i gave you a fake number or something?
remus changed unknown number to ‘sirius black’
sirius black: well i mean you never know
sirius black: some people are intimidated by my good looks and charisma
remus: wow all that and you’re humble too? really a great catch
sirius black: took the words right out of my mouth
sirius black: sooo i had a lot of fun today with you and red
sirius black: she’s a feisty one
remus: lolll yeah u don’t wanna be on her bad side
sirius black: any chance we can make it a weekly tradition?
sirius black: i wanna be able to grace others with my presence
sirius black: and i mean we are already best friends, which calls for a tradition
remus: we’re best friends? news to me
sirius black: you wound me re
sirius black: see, i already have a cute nickname for you
remus: you don’t even know my last name
sirius black: then enlighten me, best friend
remus: just to be clear this does not mean we’re best friends because lily will always be my number one (and she lives with me so she’ll kill me in my sleep if i say any different) but my full name is remus john lupin
sirius black: wow
remus: … what?
sirius black: nothing just
sirius black: your name is wolf john wolf
remus: like you’re one to talk star boy
sirius black: huh. an astronomy nerd.
sirius black: why am i not surprised?
remus: um i’m not an astronomy nerd
remus: i just happen to know the names… of a lot… of stars
sirius black: astronomy nerd.
sirius black changed remus to ‘wolf mcwolf’
sirius black: there we go. so much better.
wolf mcwolf: oh god
wolf mcwolf: fine
wolf mcwolf changed sirius black to ‘shooting star’
shooting star: aw i like that
wolf mcwolf: ofc u do
wolf mcwolf: well goodnight star boy
shooting star: goodnight best friend 😁😁
wolf mcwolf: sigh
[ wolf & red ]
12:06AM
lilian: i hear u gigglingggggg
rem: hush it ginger