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Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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Summary
GASP! it’s a marauders texting story!!! fuck JKR bitches
Note
hiiiiiya welcome!!!! uhm basically just a little warning beforehand… this fic is shit HAHA it’s written on 2 hours of sleep and 1 energy drink per day :Danywho, just so yk, there will be French in this fic. it might be weird and annoying but IDC bc I love when they Black Brothers speak French… because I wanna make it understandable and translatable, I will use google translate. I am part French and grew up speaking it, but I speak a very messy French and I don’t wanna confuse anyone :) (dw, translations will be available at the end)pls bare with me in this fic!should know before reading !!!!• Remus = skyscraper bitch• Mary = dumbbum• Lily = garfield• Sirius = huewi• James = lewie• Peter = chewy[ those are the names for this ch, different group chat = different name ]okay imma stop babbling, love u

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[ thE MArAUDerS

 

huwie: 

POTTER!!!!

PETTIGREW! 

TODAY IS THE DAY!

 

chewy:

what??

what is today?!?!!? :O

 

huwie:

ah im glad u asked CHEWY HUWIE

TODAY FELLOW MARAUDERS

we get a new rommie! ! ! ! ! 

 

lewie:

oh 

thats today!!??

WELL! 

i say… FINALLY

 

chewy:

is it a boy or a girl !??? 

bc i want it to be a boy bc the girls here are scary 🥺🥺

 

huwie: 

first of all. STOP IT WITH THOSE EMOJIS PP

second of all. ISA BOYYYY!! WE GETTIN A NEW MARAUDER LADS 

WOOP WOOP 

 

 

[ dumb, dumber, and smarty ]

 

skyscraper bitch: 

is now a bad time to say i am absolutely shitting myself 

im so scared 

help 

i have to move in… wjth three boys… whom i barely know the name of…

pleasre just kill me

 

dumbbum:

honestly remus its gonna be fine!!!

if i knew their names im sure id know them  

and

if theyre really shitty

come to mine and lils

 

garfield:

cmon remus dont worry 

and like mary said, just come to us if they suck

although u cant spend to much time here

bc we dont want u to

and theyll think ur a weirdo murderer off on missions every day

 

skyscraper bitch:

okay… 

but what if theyre really mean and attack me!!!!!

 

garfield:

wolfy…

are you forgetting who you are

you are literally taller than everyone AND stronger than fucjing the rock 

i think u could take them all down with ur pinky

stOP WORRYING!! 

 

dumbbum:

yeah!! listen to lils

and STOP WORRYING 

 

skyscraper bitch:

fine 🙄

now pick me up lets just go ig