Chapter 1
These gays, they're trying to murder me! (legally ofc :3)
angrybird: how do y'all deal w ur murderous urges?
applebottomjeans: i just remind myself this job is the only thing giving me motivation to live and if i lose it i have nothing.
angrybird: damn. thats smart. i wish i thought of that.
rizzley: arent u a general? u can lit kill people in wars....?
angrybird: well the war is FUCKING OVER.
angrybird: so i have NOTHING to do.
bigback: maybe...idk do ur real job?
angrybird: being a general IS my real job :(((
bigback: yeah but u can do military drills n shit right?
angrybird: good point...
angrybird: ig i can just train my troops till they drop unconscious or wtv...
woofwoof: orobashi above, i hate kokomi sometimes
woofwoof: WHAT THE SKIB IS THIS NAME???
angrybird: i understand ur hatred completely
angrybird: may i propose you join our side?
woofwoof: the answer is still no dude.
angrybird: sigh.
rizzley: emo
applebottomjeans: like ur not w ur fuckass haircut.
rizzley: HEY MY HAIR IS GORGEOUS.
applebottomjeans: sure wtv keep telling urself that ig....
rizzley: ok so im gna jump off a bridge now bye
applebottomjeans: good riddance.
woofwoof: ^
angrybird: ^^
bigback: ^^^
cy-no-way: wow...i guess you could say they're all your...arch-enemies!
cy-no-way: get it?
cy-no-way: you mentioned bridges, which are commonly arched, and everyone turned on you, thus making them your arch-enemies.
rizzley: thx u js made it worse.
cy-no-way: yw :33