These gays, they're trying to murder me! (legally ofc :333)

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These gays, they're trying to murder me! (legally ofc :333)
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Chapter 2

cy-no-way: what's black and white and red all over?

 

rizzley: a dice.

 

woofwoof: since when were dice red?

 

rizzley: *a bloodstained dice

 

applebottomjeans: why would the dice be bloodstained?

 

bigback: duh, cuz someone threw it into another person's head and it got brain juice all over it.

 

applebottomjeans: is that even possible?

 

angrybird: uh idk lemme try it rq

 

bigback: SARA.

 

bigback: DONT JS KILL A RANDO FOR NO REASON CUZ OF CYNO'S STUPID JOKE.

 

angrybird: :(

 

angrybird: fine ig...

 

cy-no-way:....the answer was a newspaper.

 

rizzley: A BLOODSTAINED NEWSPAPER!!!

 

angrybird: by that logic, anything black n white could be the answer

 

applebottomjeans: what, like a bloodstained panda?

 

cy-no-way: U GUYS DONT GET THE JOKE!

 

woofwoof: yeah we did....?

 

woofwoof: its black and white and covered in blood...which is red...

 

cy-no-way: YOU FUCKING IDIOTS.

 

cy-no-way: ITS CUZ NEWSPAPERS ARE "READ" ALL OVER.

 

cy-no-way: LIKE YOU READ A NEWSPAPER.

 

cy-no-way: WHICH SOUNDS LIKE RED,

 

cy-no-way: THE COLOUR.

 

angrybird: i liked our one more tbh...

 

rizzley: i stand by my answer urs is dumb.

 

cy-no-way: i hate you guys.

 

cy-no-way: lovingly ofc :3

 

rizzley: i hope you die.

 

rizzley:  lovingly ofc <3

 

angrybird: u were right wrio, it does work. :D

 

bigback: ...?

 

angrybird: IT WAS A PRISONER ITS FINE

 

rizzley: HEY HEY TORTURING PRISONERS IS NOT OK.

 

angrybird: I DIDN'T FUCKING TORTURE HIM I KILLED HIM. PLAIN N SIMPLE.

 

angrybird: i don't condone torturing prisoners either.

 

rizzley: ig thats ok then...

 

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