
Chapter 2
cy-no-way: what's black and white and red all over?
rizzley: a dice.
woofwoof: since when were dice red?
rizzley: *a bloodstained dice
applebottomjeans: why would the dice be bloodstained?
bigback: duh, cuz someone threw it into another person's head and it got brain juice all over it.
applebottomjeans: is that even possible?
angrybird: uh idk lemme try it rq
bigback: SARA.
bigback: DONT JS KILL A RANDO FOR NO REASON CUZ OF CYNO'S STUPID JOKE.
angrybird: :(
angrybird: fine ig...
cy-no-way:....the answer was a newspaper.
rizzley: A BLOODSTAINED NEWSPAPER!!!
angrybird: by that logic, anything black n white could be the answer
applebottomjeans: what, like a bloodstained panda?
cy-no-way: U GUYS DONT GET THE JOKE!
woofwoof: yeah we did....?
woofwoof: its black and white and covered in blood...which is red...
cy-no-way: YOU FUCKING IDIOTS.
cy-no-way: ITS CUZ NEWSPAPERS ARE "READ" ALL OVER.
cy-no-way: LIKE YOU READ A NEWSPAPER.
cy-no-way: WHICH SOUNDS LIKE RED,
cy-no-way: THE COLOUR.
angrybird: i liked our one more tbh...
rizzley: i stand by my answer urs is dumb.
cy-no-way: i hate you guys.
cy-no-way: lovingly ofc :3
rizzley: i hope you die.
rizzley: lovingly ofc <3
angrybird: u were right wrio, it does work. :D
bigback: ...?
angrybird: IT WAS A PRISONER ITS FINE
rizzley: HEY HEY TORTURING PRISONERS IS NOT OK.
angrybird: I DIDN'T FUCKING TORTURE HIM I KILLED HIM. PLAIN N SIMPLE.
angrybird: i don't condone torturing prisoners either.
rizzley: ig thats ok then...