fuck this poetic shit
REMUS / REGULUS
[10:15 a.m.] Remus: i am so fucking done right now.
Remus: Barty fuckin spilled hot soup on me in cafeteria
he is fuckin mental
Regulus: … are you mad at me?
[10:20 a.m.] Regulus: Remus?
Remus: no im not
never at you, baby black
im just pissed because james acts like an asshole to me and barty tried to actually hurt me
Regulus: I am sorry, Remus.
I will deal with it.
BARTY / REGULUS / EVAN
[10:29 a.m] Regulus: Barty, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Spilling hot soup on Remus? Are you mental?
Barty: look who’s alive again
what’s up, loony told you how big and mean i am?
Evan: guys?
Regulus: Evan, be a doll and keep your dog on a leash.
Evan: okay wow fuck you
Regulus: no, fuck you two
you for allowing Barty to be a little bitch he is and Barty for hurting my friend
Barty: oh so we’re not your friends now?
Barty: tell me, is sirius okay with you fucking his boyfriend?
i wouldn’t be surprised if he’d even joined you two with the way your fuckin’ family is full of inbreeds
Evan: fuck, Barty, stop
Barty: stop what? stating facts?
Regulus: fuck you
fuck you both, im done, you went for the only person i wanted and now you’re acting like i’m the bad guy? i hate you barty i swear i can’t even look at you
Regulus: and by the way, i don’t fuck remus but i am so happy now to know what you think of me
Regulus Black left chat
Barty: FUCKIN’ HELL
“Are you proud of yourself?”
Barty looked at Evan with such anger that if looks could kill, Evan would be dead. But Evan Rosier was more than used to Barty by now. Sometimes, though, Evan was mad. Furious, almost. Barty’s bullshit seemed to pull anybody in, messing with their peaceful lives.
Evan noticed Barty staring at Remus who was entering the cafeteria again, in a new shirt this time. Before Barty could do anything, Evan pulled him by Barty’s arm and made sure with force that he wouldn't move an inch.
“I love Peter,” Evan hissed. “And I love Regulus. I don’t fuckin’ care about your and Potter’s shit. It was funny, at first. But now, you two are just nasty. Fix it or I swear—”
“What?” Barty snorted, trying to push Evan off. “You’ll leave me?”
Even with all his confidence, Evan saw right through it. Barty was stressed and worried and he was close to splitting on Regulus. It was— it was hard, really. Evan’s gaze softened.
“No, Barty, Jesus— no, of course I won’t leave you.” Barty looked at Evan with distrust but at least he wasn’t shaking so badly now. “I love you. I am here. Just— talk to Regulus, okay? Hurting his friends won’t make him understand what you and James want. Okay?”
Barty was silent for a second. Evan felt almost bad for being so harsh with him but he had to. It wouldn’t be healthy for Barty to be coddled when he was clearly in the wrong.
“Barty?” He tried again.
“Fuck, Jesus, okay.” Barty muttered, finally gently pushing Evan off. “I will fix it.”
SIRIUS / JAMES
[11:11 a.m.] Sirius: mate, i love you and i’ll tell you this only one time
Sirius: I don’t care that you’re fucking Barty of all people but if you two mess with either my brother or my boyfriend again, I’ll show you what being a Black means.
And that comment from Barty about being inbred?
Calm your dog down, James.
James Potter blinked, surprised by sudden messages from Sirius. He wasn’t sure what was happening now but before he could answer, his phone started calling. Barty. He picked up quickly, nervous about what Barty could possibly do.
“Hi, baby,” Barty’s voice was weirdly sweet. Something was definitely wrong. “There's a low chance that maybe… I did something.”
“You don’t say,” James muttered, sitting down. He looked around the locker room. Gladly, he was alone. “Sirius texted me just now.”
“Of course he did.”
Barty was silent for a longer moment and so was James. “Barty?”
His boyfriend — James still couldn’t believe that he can call himself Barty’s boyfriend! — made a weird sound and started explaining. And, God, James went pale. Oh God, they fucked up.
“It’s okay,” James nodded, even though Barty couldn’t see him. “It’s okay, love, I’m not mad. Yes— yes, I know. I understand. You were splitting. I got you, baby. I do. We will fix it.”
But God, how?
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moonysbitch: we’re blacks but we don’t fuck each others boyfriends < 3
bowiesspiderfrommars just now: exception for me?
moonysbitch replied: MOONY, NO.
babystar replied: moony, yes.
babystar5 minutes ago:why did you put it like this
moonysbitch replied: shall i write a poem instead, your fancy majesty?
babystar: replied: i hate you.
BARTY / JAMES
[06:12 p.m.] Barty: I wish I spilled acid on Remus, not soup
James: see baby, this is why Regulus is mad at us
And Remus is still my best friend, I can’t lose him
Barty: fuck, i know jamie, i know
i just don’t know how to fix it
James: I’m here baby
we will talk with Regulus, full honesty
and we will see, okay?
Barty: yeah
yeah, hopefully