101 ways James Potter embarrassed himself infront of a pretty boy

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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101 ways James Potter embarrassed himself infront of a pretty boy
Summary
Spin the bottle was a bad idea every single time they played it but this time especially.or; lily dared James to be “honest with himself” so he decided that commenting hot on barty's post is a way to go."
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hi! english isnt my first language but im tryin < 3together with alex we created sunkiller crac fic but our love for sunkiller isnt crac in any wayi want to dedicate this work to that one marauders discord server. guys, i know you hated me, but ive spent the best 35 hours with you all <3
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bourgeoisie(ses)

40 minutes ago

 

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peterpan: they cheat on wives, never pay the price, im a low class guy that sounds pretty nice… (no it does not @evanrosier I would never 🫶🫶) 

 

evanrosier: MY BOYFRIEND LADIES AND GENTS 

 

evanrosier: aw pete

              peterpan replied: evan please we've talked about that name.......

                     evanrosier replied: you know you love it.

 

mary.not.ronald: AWWWW GUYSSS (stop calling me single in every language ever 😔)

 

moonysbitch: YEAH GO WORMY! HYPES UP HIS MAN AND WRITE A WHOLE PARAGRAPH IN HIS CAPTION SO HE KNOWS HE WONT CHEAT, THATS A REAL MAN RIGHT THERE !!

           peterpan replied: pads please 



prongsdeer: DAMN

           peterpan replied: please dont go after my man as well…

                    evanrosier replied: or mine, for that matter.

                             prongsdeer replied: GUYS CMON???






PETER / JAMES

 

[11.21 a.m.] James: hiya, wormy <3

 

Peter: no.

 

kys.

 

James: NO PETER PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU HELP ME ILL DO ANYTHING

 

Peter: I DONT WANNA GET INVOLVED JAMES

 

James: PETER HELP ME I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO

 

REGULUS WONT TALK TO ME AND ESPECIALLY TO BARTY

 

Peter: BCZ BARTY LITERALLY SUGGESTED THAT HE SLEEPS WITH SIRIUS???? THAT WAS FUCKED UP

 

James: yes, it was. i’m not saying barty is innocent but we both care about regulus

 

we love him, okay?

 

peter, please

 

Peter: … fuck me

 

okay, ill see what i can do

James: THANK YOU SO MUCH




30 minutes ago

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lilyflower: “help me make something aesthetic, regulus” ahh pic



babystar: personally, i find it aesthetically pleasing.

          moonysbitch replied:ofc you do lmao 

                babystar replied: of course you cannot even use full, proper sentences.

                     moonysbitch replied: ur mom

                              babystar replied: YOUR MOM




bowiesspiderfrommars: @lilyflower i live with two idiots (love that pic)

         lilyflower replied: you really do… (thank you!)




BARTY / JAMES

 

[01:01 p.m.] Barty: reggie just made a ur mom joke

 

James: yeah i saw it baby

 

it’s…

 

Barty: i know isnt he just dreamy?????

 

James: or maybe he’s finally losing his sanity 

 

Barty: hot

 

insane

 

just how i like them

 

James: me too ;)

 

anyway, i talked with peter, i think he’ll help us win reggie back

 

Barty: evan is on board too 

 

go and see yourself




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evanrosier: its be being emo bcz my best friends hate each other now (thanks potter)

 

peterpan: guys its so true hes listening to pretty little psycho rn

          evanrosier replied: I used to think my life was a tragedy, but now I realize it's a comedy…………………….

                   peterpan replied: NOO NOT THE JOKER QUOTE



babystar: what the fuck.

               evanrosier replied: As you know, madness is like gravity: All it takes is a little push..

                          peterpan replied: I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE 

 

prongsdeer: I DIDNT DO ANYTHING??????

                evanrosier replied: Don't test the monster in me!

                       prongsdeer replied: ……

 

bartycrouchjr: LMAO EVAN




BARTY / JAMES

 

[01:24 p.m.] James: baby are you sure its helpful?????

 

Barty: well regulus replied which means hes not mad at evan anymore which means he wont be mad at me soon which means WE WILL GO ON A DATE SOON

 

James: that’s great but what about apologizing to him? brutal, raw honesty?

 

Barty: … no.

 

James: baby maybe we should talk to him…

 

Barty: … ok,

 

James: BARTY NO, DON’T DO ANYTHING SILLY

 

BARTY????



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bartycrouchjr: you should be here with us but youre playin @ babystar

 

peterpan: OH WHAT THE FUCK

 

evanrosier: i miss the person i was 5 minutes ago…

 

lilyflower: IN A PUBLIC SPACE?!?!?!?!

 

moonysbitch: ALL I WANNA KNOW IS WHO TOOK THE DAMN PHOTO




REGULUS / BARTY

 

[01:33 a.m.] Regulus: you’re the one that called my family bunch of inbreds

 

Barty: in my defense

 

Regulus: dont say that or ill block you again

 

Barty: fine

 

Regulus: fine.

 

[01:45 a.m.] Barty: soooooo

 

you’re not asleep

 

Regulus: clearly.

 

Barty: yeah

 

Regulus: mhm.



Barty groaned. Was apologizing always so hard? At least Regulus wasn’t ignoring him anymore. But it’s not like he could invite Regulus to his and James’ relationship when things were so rocky. He looked again at their dry messages and he fell onto the bed on his back. Would it be a bad idea to call Reggie…

 

Oh, never mind. He was already doing that.

 

“I can tell you miss me.,” Was the first thing Barty said after Regulus picked up his call.

 

“Yeah? How did you guess?” Barty could hear Regulus’ annoyance. “Was it me being dry or lack of any interest?”

 

“Well, I’m not blocked by you yet, so there’s that.”

 

“Why would I block you? You’d stalk me anyway.”

 

Barty scoffed. It was true, though.

 

“... I don’t wanna fight with you anymore,” Barty clicked his tongue. “Can we please stop fighting?”

 

“Can you stop spilling liquids on Remus?”

 

“Well, there’s one specific liquid I wanna spill on you.”

 

“Disgusting.”

 

And yet, Barty could feel a soft chuckle leaving from Regulus’ mouth. It was the prettiest sound he ever heard. He wanted to share it with James. He wanted to love and to be loved by them both.

 

“I’m sorry, Regulus,” Barty finally managed to say those magic words. “I was jealous. I thought you liked Remus better than me. I don’t want you to like anybody better than me.”

 

“You like someone better than me.”

 

“I don’t.”

 

The silence was overwhelming. Barty felt a sudden urge to confess, to plead and beg. But he knew he was impulsive and making such a drastic decision without James would be unfair to both Jamie and Reggie.

 

“... Consider yourself forgiven.”

 

“Thank you, Reggie.”

 

More silence and comforting breaths shared through a speaker. Barty was tempted to fall asleep like this, but then he remembered.

 

“Did you hear that Severus is back in town?”

 

What?”

 

Barty grinned to himself. He knew he was forgiven and ke knew they will spend their night on gossips.



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sssnape: and when I'm back in chicago, i feel it

 

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