CURIOSITY KILLED THE DEER
20 days ago
liked by babystar and 467 others
bartycrjr: is this emo enough for u reggie
babystar 20 day ago: you look like an idiot
evanrosier replied: he is
pandorasbox 20 days ago: Your hair looks delicious
bartycrjr replied:...thanks??I think??
prongsdeer now: hot
JAMES / PETER
[01:14 a.m.] Peter: JAMES DID U JUST COMMENTED ON BARTYS PHOTO
Peter: EVAN IS LAUGHING SM RN JAMES WHAT DID U DO
[01:17 a.m.] James: it was hor so I said itz hot
James: wbat do u want me to do lie
James: lily told me to always be hones with myself
[01:20 a.m.] Peter: NOT LIKE THAT
Peter: james im begging u im literally dating his best friend you're making me look bad as MY best friend
Peter: stop drinking and drink some water
Peter: holy one preferably
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prongsdeer 7 minutes ago: hot
bartycrjr replied now: pathetic but thank u sunshine < 3
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EVAN / BARTY
[01:18] Evan: so I see Potter's got a little crush
Barty: Oh shut up Evan
Evan: Weak comeback from you crouch. You giggling and kicking your feet as you re read that comment or something?
read [01:19]
[01:30 a.m.] Evan: stop ignoring me
Evan: But seriously, I think it's weird, he never even looked in our way? i'm not sure if you had one normal conversation with him
[01:35] Barty: He’s a weirdo and hes like older than me maybe he likes em younger, as youngest as possible
Evan: ???????????? he's literally our age?
Barty: actually he's a whole 469 days older than me
Evan: I know you can't see me but just trust that I'm shaking my head at you through the phone
Barty: That's very embarrassing for you
Evan: Hey I'm not the one going mad over a bloke who liked and commented on my post from almost three weeks ago
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THE MARAUDERS
[01:21 a.m.] Peter: WHAT the hell is happening there?
Sirius: spin the bottle wormy
Peter: ???? HOW ITS CONNECTED TO JAMES COMMENTING ON BARTYS POST ALL OF SUDDEN, THEY ALREADY HATE U ALL NOW THEY ALSO THINK JAMES IS PATHETIC
Sirius: well youre sleeping with the enemy so
anyway, Lils dared James to be honest with himself so he kinda… was honest with himself?
[01:24 a.m] Peter: okay can we NOT call my bf the enemy
Remus: i think i am with pete on this one, it was weird as hell and of course happened when i wasn’t around
Remus: they literally NEVER talked to each other and suddenly james is doing something like that??
Sirius: HES DRUNK OKAY? jesus
Sirius: hows peter tapping evan better than james simply complementing barty?
Peter: FOR THE LAST TIME, EVAN IS MY BOYFRIEND CAN WE NOT COMPARE THAT
[01:30 a.m] James: …………….. guts
James: should i text him and ask him to ruin my life
Peter: FUCK NO CAN SOMEONE TAKE HIS PHONE FROM HIM???
It wasn’t quite possible to stop James Potter when he decided to do something. And in this very moment, he decided to call Barty Crouch Junior.
James somehow escaped from Sirius, with Remus and Marlene running after him, begging him to just come back and go to bed, but it was too late. Now he was safe in the bathroom, and alcohol made it all make sense; he was in love with Barty. Easy as that. Calling him was the harder part, but James had his number saved after this one time when he had to pick Regulus up and younger Black called him from Barty’s phone.
So now he was waiting, patiently.
“... Potter?” Barty’s voice was annoyed and surprised as well, but James’ drunk mind was just glad that he picked up at all. “It’s the middle of the night; why are you—”
“I'd let you rearrange my organs," James confessed quickly, laughing, amused by his own mirror reflection. “You are so pretty. How can you be so pretty?”
“Dunno, it’s probably about using SPF,” Barty answered in a bored tone, like he was used to such situations. “Should I share my skin care tips with you?”
“... Yeah." James sat down on the cold floor, pressing his free hand to his forehead and ignoring Marlene, who was trying to get inside his safe space (the bathroom). “I like your voice. Tell me about it.”
“The fuck— no, Jesus, don’t call me. Like, never. Weirdo.”
Barty ended the call.
Barty and Evan
[01:52] Barty: He called me.
Evan: Yeah like twenty minutes ago, Peter told me, what have you been doing???
Barty: None of your business
Evan: Were you imagining going to bed with him if you know what I mean ;)
Barty: no…
Evan: OH MY GOD YOU WERE
Barty: ITS NOT MY FAULT HES PRETTY OKAY. HE TOLD ME HED LET ME REARRANGE HIS ORGANS LIKE WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THAT INFORMATION
Evan: YOU LITTLE HOE YOU'VE BARELY HAD A TWO MINUTE CONVERSATION WITH THIS GUY
Barty: YEAH LONG ENOUGH TO FIGURE OUT HOW PATHETIC HE IS!! YOU KNOW THATS HOW I LIKE THEM
Evan: Oh Barty…
Barty: Shut up
Evan: About this? Never
Barty: I'll block you
Evan: To make room for James’ contact in your phone?
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