drunk words are sober thoughts
[11:34] James: Hey Barty, I just wanted to say I'm really sorry about last night. I got quite drunk and we were playing truth or dare and I guess I went a bit too far. Don't worry about replying to this I just thought I should say something
[11:41] Barty: You know that saying that's like “drunk words are sober thoughts”?
James: …yeah?
Barty: How are your organs?
James: What?
Barty: Oh you don't remember? Well, last night you called me and decided to tell me that you'd let me rearrange your organs and we're not gonna act like you meant in surgery.
James: Fuck
Barty: £20 and I'll think about it
James potter sent you £250
James: Think faster
BARTY AND EVAN
[11:43] Barty: Holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck
Evan: I see you've unblocked me and that could only mean one thing
Evan: What did your little boyfriend say this time hm?
Barty: A) he's not my boyfriend B) LOOK.
Evan: You're a weak little man
Barty: SHUT UP AND HELP ME
Barty: I WANNA REARRANGE HIS ORGANS
Evan: Jesus fucking Christ
BARTY / PETER
[03:21 p.m.] Barty: what in the name of god is potter doing right now
Peter: … drinking diet coke? idk? talking about how he feels for women and their pain?
Barty: NO JESUS what is he doing by wearing a crop top when its literally SO COLD HERE
[03:26 p.m.] Peter: idk man im not his babysitter ask urself or something geez
Peter: do i look like james’ gospel or something?
[03:28 p.m.] Peter: i wish ppl stopped talking to me ABOUT JAMES just ask him or whatever oh my god
just because im with your best friend doesnt mean that
Peter: Shit I didn't mean to hit send yet, ANYWAY AS I WAS SAYING,
[03:28 p.m] Barty: okay okay jesus
he just looks stupid
and kissable
Peter: ill kill myself.
PETER / EVAN
[03:45 p.m.] Peter: I'm officially done
Evan: pete, love??
Peter: Im
Barty just came to our table at cafeteria
covered james with HIS OWN sweater
called him a DUMB SLUT
Evan: oh god
[03:48 p.m.] Peter: bcz APPARENTLY james in crop top is disgrace to our school
Peter: THEN he said something about £250? or whatever
AND THEN HE JUST LEFT
AND NOW JAMES IS ASKING ME TO ASK YOU WHICH FLOWERS BARTY LIKES THE BEST
Evan: barty will eat him alive
but tell him barty likes orange lilies : )
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bartycrjr: listen to yourself, think you need to get some help
evanrosier 20 minutes ago: drama queen
bartycejr replied: see this is why youre blocked again
babystar 17 minutes ago: slut.
bartycrjr replied: prude.
babystar replied: im not a prude.
bartycrjr: PROVE IT.
BARTY / JAMES
[08:21 p.m.] Barty: no “hot” comment this time?
James: …
James: it was one time barty one time
Barty: yeah but £250 said something different
James: well you giving me ur sweater said something different
Barty: another £250 and ill let you keep it
[08:30 p.m.] Barty: so?
James: ill make it 300 for holding hands in public
Barty: fuckin’ weirdo
okay
James Potter sent you £300
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prongsdeer: matching 💋💋
moonysbitch 30 minutes ago: THAT MY BEST FRIEND HE DONT NEED NO MAN GOT HIS OWN MONEY
moonysbitch 20 minutes ago: WAIT WHAT MATCHING WITH WHO?!?!
babystarreplied: God you're so oblivious
evanrosier 24 minutes ago: Ohhh so that's why I heard Barty scream
bartycrjrreplied: SHUT THE FUCK UP EVAN
prongsdeer replied: he'll be screaming for different reasons soon xx
moonysbitchreplied: ??????
BARTY AND JAMES
[08:54] Barty: Well you're confident aren't you
James: Well am I wrong?
Barty: James, genuinely, are you being serious?
James: Absolutely
Barty: Come over
James: On my way just
10 minutes ago
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prongsdeer: best £550 I've spent in my entire life.
pandorasbox: FINALLY
evanrosier: Hopefully he'll shut up about you now
doradora: Me and Marls both agree that it's about damn time
moonysbitch: JAMES?!??! WHO IS THAT WHAT!??!
babystar: Haha imagine. The things he did for me for free…
prongsdeer replied: wanna show me what exactly you mean by that?
bartycrjr replied: we can show you together if you'd like darling ;)
babystar replied: when and where boys, when and where
moonysbitch replied: IM FUCKING SORRY??????
bartycrjr: hot.
prongsdeer replied: hell yeah it was ;)
moonysbitchreplied: HOW MANY FUCKING CHAPTERS DID I MISS?? JAMES???