Homosexuality, apparently, Draco's a little dense, and 'not' conspiring.
Two Bisexuals and their favourite redhead.
Harry Potter: Holy crap
Ron Weasley: does my mum need to come get you
Hermione Granger: What happened? Did you get banned?
Harry Potter: No, I’m home and I don’t think I am banned
Harry Potter: His dad started threatening to get me expelled and Malfoy threw wine on him
Harry Potter: I am not kidding
Harry Potter: And I asked him why he continues to defend me and he said I am bright and beautiful and oh my god
Harry Potter: I ASKED IF HE FANCIES ME
Harry Potter: I must be bloody demented what came over me
Ron Weasley: homosexuality, apparently
Hermione Granger: Well, what did he say?
Harry Potter: I never got an answer because I had to leave
Hermione Granger: Text him! You have a phone, Harry, use it.
Harry Potter: Hermione I love you in the most platonic way possible
Hermione Granger: Me too.
Harry Potter: What if he says no and that it was all a joke
Ron Weasley: theres a good chance that’s what he will say
Hermione Granger: Ron!
Harry Potter: You’re right I probably shouldn’t
Hermione Granger: You should ask him anyway.
Ron Weasley: do you even fancy him back
Harry Potter: Great question Ron
Hermione Granger: You two have been at each other's throats since the first day of school, how much has changed since?
Harry Potter: Before the first day, actually, he tried to be my friend but he didn’t approach it the best way, he acted like a prick
Ron Weasley: is he approaching a romantic relationship differently?
Harry Potter: I don’t even know if he is approaching one at all
Hermione Granger: What has changed in the past week? Because a week ago he was the bane of your existence and you said he was going to be the death of you.
Harry Potter: Right but then the whole thing with my aunt happened and today
Ron Weasley: didnt he also show up outside your window
Harry Potter: That too
Harry Potter: He’s shown that he cares I guess
Harry Potter: Like genuinely cares about me
Hermione Granger: So you do fancy him?
Harry Potter: Well, maybe
Hermione Granger: You definitely have to figure it out before you ask him
Harry Potter: You’re right
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The BETTER trio
Draco Malfoy: Kill me right now.
Pansy Parkinson: oh it was that bad
Blaise Zambini: what was that bad
Blaise Zambini: ill kill you but id like to know why
Pansy Parkinson: first off, if anyone is killing draco its me
Pansy Parkinson: He invited potter over for one of his family’s apology dinners and im guessing it went badly
Draco Malfoy: I hate when you two are right. It is the worst thing in the world.
Draco Malfoy: This is surreal.
Draco Malfoy: I’m losing my mind. How did this happen? How did it come to this?
Pansy Parkinson: I love being right.
Blaise Zambini: what were we right about
Draco Malfoy: The conversation from Monday.
Draco Malfoy: I hate being wrong.
Blaise Zambini: holy shit i was joking
Blaise Zambini: holy crap mate are you serious
Pansy Parkinson: I wasnt joking and i was right
Pansy Parkinson: Im going to bask in this for a few years
Draco Malfoy: What do I do?
Blaise Zambini: give us a rundown of what exactly happened
Draco Malfoy: He came over looking actually nice which was highly unexpected. He looked really handsome. Don’t tell anyone I said that.
Draco Malfoy: During the dinner my father started acting like a child so I threw wine on him and afterward he showed up in my room!
Draco Malfoy: He started asking me why I keep defending him and I told him why and then he had the bowel to ask if I fancy him.
Draco Malfoy: How the bloody hell did he figure it out before I did?!
Blaise Zambini: youre pretty obvious mate
Pansy Parkinson: did you tell him yes? Because this pining has been known to everyone except the two of you
Blaise Zambini: you threw wine on your father? did you record it?
Blaise Zambini: I want to see that so bad mate id pay for it
Draco Malfoy: I didn’t record it and I didn’t tell him yes because my mum interrupted us.
Pansy Parkinson: Text him! Or Call! Or something mate, let him know!
Draco Malfoy: He was probably asking to make a joke. It’s Harry Bloody Potter, there’s no way he was serious or genuine.
Pansy Parkinson: you are bloody stupid draco
Pansy Parkinson: a genuine git
Blaise Zambini: you two have been obsessed with each other for years
Pansy Parkinson: I have a source that claims potter literally stalked you in year seven
Blaise Zambini: is your source potter himself
Pansy Parkinson: surprisingly no
Blaise Zambini: you think he left us on read to tell potter
Pansy Parkinson: Probably not
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Pansy Parkinson < – > Hermione Granger
Pansy Parkinson sent three attachments
Hermione Granger sent three attachments
Pansy Parkinson: Oh theyre both bloody idiots
Hermione Granger: Oh this is bad.
Hermione Granger: We know they like each other but they don’t know it.
Hermione Granger: I thought tonight would resolve at least something
Pansy Parkinson: I hoped so too
Pansy Parkinon: oh tomorrow is going to be so awkward
Pansy Parkinson: could you record it for me Granger?
Hermione Granger: No. Besides won’t you be there?
Hermione Granger: We have that class together.
Pansy Parkinson: I’ll definitely be there but I want to record it to show their awkwardness to them in ten years after theyre married with four children and a snake and an owl as pets
Hermione Granger: Oddly descriptive.
Pansy Parkinson: I am aware
Pansy Parkinson: and I cannot record it because if I get another detention Snape will have my head on a pike and parade it around the school
Hermione Granger: I don’t think Professor Snape would behead you.
Pansy Parkinson: I know so
Pansy Parkinson: he likes Draco though, so maybe he’ll have mercy on me since we’re mates
Pansy Parkinson: Thank you for conspiring with me, Granger.
Hermione Granger: It’s not conspiring, it’s co-assisting our friends who aren’t aware of their love for each other so we have to ensure they both have the other's best interest at heart. We are simply just really great friends.
Pansy Parkinson: you can call it whatever makes you feel better
Pansy Parkinson: Technically, it is conspiring
Hermione Granger: Parkinson, go to sleep.
Pansy Parkinson: You cant tell me what to do
Hermione Granger: Parkinson.
Pansy Parkinson: Whatever you say Granger
Hermione Granger: I know that is sarcastic, but thank you.