Awkardness, sources and flood gates.
Pansy Parkinson < – > Hermione Granger
Pansy Parkinson: Oh my god this is so bad
Pansy Parkinson: I have never seen Draco trip on his words
Pansy Parkinson: Snape looks so annoyed
Hermione Granger: He always looks annoyed.
Pansy Parkinson: Extra annoyed
Pansy Parkinson: Potter looks like he is going to sweat his trousers off
Hermione Granger: Malfoy is about to bite his tongue off.
Pansy Parkinson: Oh thank god theyre done
Pansy Parkinson: I dont know how much more of that I could take
Hermione Granger: I will try to talk to Harry after school today, he needs to realize that he has feelings for Draco because this is painful to watch.
Pansy Parkinson: it is horrendously awkward
Pansy Parkinson: Ill try to talk to Draco, but he never listens
Hermione Granger: You should try reverse psychology.
Pansy Parkinson: That only works on his father.
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After school, later that day.
The BETTER trio
Pansy Parkinson: Draco that was horrendous
Pansy Parkinson: I recorded it just for you
Blaise Zambini: how did snape not catch you
Pansy Parkinson: I have my ways
Draco Malfoy: Shut up.
Draco Malfoy: I refuse to make an idiot of myself just because of some ridiculous, juvenile, ignominious feelings.
Pansy Parkinson: your big feelings are being accompanied by big words
Draco Malfoy: It’s not a big word, you just don't know what it means.
Draco Malfoy: This is Potter’s fault.
Blaise Zambini: how is this his fault
Draco Malfoy: Why the hell does he have to be so likable? He should just go back to being an arsehole for no reason.
Pansy Parkinson: draco my sources say that Potter feels the same, just tell the bloke already
Blaise Zambini: is this the same source from last night
Pansy Parkinson: Of course
Pansy Parkinson: She will stay anonymous though
Draco Malfoy: It’s bloody Granger, isn’t it?
Pansy Parkinson: Who is Granger?
Pansy Parkinson: Never heard that name before
Blaise Zambini: we need to work on your lying skills pans
Pansy Parkinson: my lying skills are fantastic draco just needs to learn how to not be nosey
Blaise Zambini: he has a right to be nosey in this case
Pansy Parkinson: blaise youre supposed to be on my side
Blaise Zambini: i refuse to take a side between the two of you
Blaise Zambini: i am on my side
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Two Bisexuals and their favourite redhead
Harry Potter: That wasn’t as bad as I think right?
Ron Weasley: define bad
Hermione Granger: You had all the right content, and everything was correct. Though your presentation skills need some work.
Ron Weasley: i think he needs to work on something else
Ron Weasley: like idk
Ron Weasley: his feelings
Ron Weasley: i am malfoy’s number one hater, but this was just painful harry
Hermione Granger: I agree, Harry. That was just excruciating.
Harry Potter: Do you think Snape will mark us down for awkwardness
Ron Weasley: if he feels petty enough to
Hermione Granger: Harry, I know feelings are hard and complicated, but figuring this out sooner will benefit everyone.
Hermione Granger: In my opinion, I think you do have feelings for him, and I am not Malfoy’s biggest fan.
Harry Potter: Hermione, why do you think I do?
Hermione Granger: You have been obsessed with each other since school started.
Harry Potter: That doesn’t mean anything
Ron Weasley: I have never been obsessed with anyone to that extent
Hermione Granger: What about Lavender?
Ron Weasley: it was mostly snogging we were obsessed with
Hermione Granger: I don’t need to know anything else.
Hermione Granger: Back to Harry.
Harry Potter: Does it have to go back to me?
Harry Potter: So what if I do? What would happen?
Harry Potter: He’ll just have another thing to torment me about
Harry Potter: If you two haven’t noticed, he already has a lot against me, especially after this week.
Hermione Granger: When you’re bickering like an old married couple, has he ever brought up your home life since he found out?
Harry Potter: Well, no
Hermione Granger: He has been defending you recently.
Hermione Granger: How do you know he doesn’t feel the same?
Harry Potter: It’s not realistic, it's Malfoy
Hermione Granger: Since when were you ever realistic?
Hermione Granger: He threw wine on his father, the man he idolized his entire life, in defense of you.
Hermione Granger: He did that for you, Harry. What makes you think he wouldn't?
Harry Potter: What would I even say?
Hermione Granger: Just tell him the truth. Tell him everything that has been inside of you this past week, let the floodgates open.
Harry Potter: I think I can do that
Ron Weasley: hold up what happened i was eating
Ron Wesley: oh crap
Ron Weasley: good luck mate