Chapter 1
New Conversation
Unknown: Potter.
Harry Potter: Who is this?
Harry Potter: Malfoy?!
Unknown: Oh good, you have a tad of common sense.
Harry Potter: How did you get my number?
Draco Malfoy: We are unfortunately paired together for the Chemistry project. Considering the fortunate fact that you were absent today, I have the criteria that was handed out.
Harry Potter: I am sick, Malfoy.
Draco Malfoy: That is wonderful. Stay with your cold.
Two Bisexuals and their favourite redhead.
Harry Potter: how did Malfoy get my telephone number
Ron Weasley: block him
Hermione Granger: You were absent today and he needed it for your project. I saw Neville give it to him.
Harry Potter: And how exactly does Neville have it?
Ron Weasley: you gave it to him in year nine while you were working on an assignment together
Hermione Granger: Is he being an arse?
Harry Potter: When is he not being an arse?
Ron Weasley: block him!
Hermione Granger: No Harry, this project is a massive portion of our grade! You have to work with him.
Harry Potter: Rubbish.
Harry Potter: I already feel as if I’m dying with this cold and now I also have to work with Malfoy?! I’m gonna just sign my death warrent now.
Hermione Granger: You’re not going to die from working with Malfoy.
Harry Potter: I genuinely will though.
Harry Potter: Either he kills me or I kill myself.
Ron Weasley: or you kill him
Hermione Granger: None of those are options you have.
Harry Potter: Oh bloody hell, he’s typing.
Hermione Granger: Do your best to work with him, I know it’s hard but you are capable.
Harry Potter: Yeah, capable of dying.
Hermione Granger: Again, that is NOT an option.
Ron Weasley: it should be