Murder is a highly discussed topic in that groupchat.
Harry Potter < – > Draco Malfoy
Draco Malfoy: Meet me in the library tomorrow at noon.
Harry Potter: I have plans tomorrow.
Draco Malfoy: With whom?
Harry Potter: I don’t see how that is any of your business.
Draco Malfoy: Tell your idiot friends that you have new plans.
Harry Potter: Don’t call them idiots.
Draco Malfoy: Tell your wanker friends that you have new plans.
Harry Potter: That is not better.
Harry Potter: It isn’t with my friends anyway. If you must know, it is with my family.
Draco Malfoy: Tell your family you have new plans.
Draco Malfoy: I’m not taking no for an answer, Potter.
Harry Potter: My family time will not change because you need it to.
Draco Malfoy: Actually, you need that time for me to catch you up on the assignment because you were sick, and we only have a week to complete it. So if you plan on passing your portion of this project, I highly suggest you meet me in the library tomorrow at noon.
Harry Potter: You’re an arsehole.
Draco Malfoy: I’m taking that as a yes. I will be in the non-fiction section.
Two bisexuals and their favourite redhead
Harry Potter: I am going to murder Draco Malfoy.
Hermione Granger: Not legal. Do not murder anyone.
Ron Weasley: Isn’t legal if it’s Malfoy?
Hermione Granger: No. No murder.
Harry Potter: I somehow have to sneak out of my house tomorrow to meet Malfoy in the library. My family is going to kill me for leaving.
Ron Weasley: Say you’re coming over to my house, I can cover for you
Harry Potter: That is not the problem. The problem is it’s DRACO.
Harry Potter: And he refuses to take no for an answer.
Harry Potter: He literally said that.
Harry Potter: His existence infuriates me.
Harry Potter: I’m going to kill Neville for giving that man my telephone number
Harry Potter: I’m going to go mad.
Hermoine Granger: Don’t go mad over Draco, he’s not worth the effort.
Hermoine Granger: You type extremely fast when you are angry.
Ron Weasley: He does, doesn’t he?
Ron Weasley: quite accurate as well
Harry Potter: You two are no help
Ron Weasley: I offered myself as an alibi
Harry Potter: An alibi for killing Malfoy?
Ron Weasley: Whatever floats your boat. Or however the americans say it.
Hermoine Granger: I leave for less than two minutes to help my mum with something and you two plan the murder of Draco Malfoy?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Ron Weasley: yes.
Hermoine Granger: This is why the headmistress is always on our arses.
Hermoine Granger: Harry, you will not murder Draco Malfoy, you will go to the library tomorrow to work on your project. Ron, you will provide an alibi for him while he is at the library. No one is going to commit murder.
Harry Potter: Hermoine :(
Ron Weasley: Fine mum :(
Hermoine Granger: Don’t pout.