Harry Gets His Head Out of His Ass
Harry: @ guys
Harry: @ guys
Harry: @ guys
Harry: @ guys
Harry: @ guys
Ron: i can see your bloody messages it is 3 in the fucking morning
Herm: Harry seriously could this all have not waited a few more hours?
Harry: you all think I would have messaged this late if I could have helped it???
Harry: well it doesn’t matter
Harry: now that we’re all online I have to confess something
Ron: oh boy
Herm: is this about Riddle again? Do we have to unstick him from the edge of the astronomy tower again?
Harry: that was ONE TIME and yes this is about Riddle
Ron: get a load of this guy
Ron: mate I can fucking see you giving me the finger
Ron: and it’s not like you got a hard on for Riddle
Herm: why are you going offline?
Ron: he’s screaming without a muffling charm again
Ron: oh shit
Herm: he’s back online
Harry: I hate the two of you actually
Harry: I’m looking around for a way to compartmentalize all of this…
Ron: mate you’re in deep shit the way I see. first it was going after Riddle’s ass in first year when he didn’t want anything to do with you, then the passive aggressive valentines day poems you gave each other every year after that.
Ron: then you started hexing the shit of out each other
Herm: don’t scare him! you know how he gets when he has one of these crushes
Ron: well he better get his head out of his ass sooner this time I’m not letting another Cedric haunt the fucking dorms for lover boy again
Ron: Mione the rats
Harry: I hate you guys
Herm: we love you too sweetie
Herm: <3<3<3<3
Ron: <3<3<3<3
Harry: 🖕
Harry: Ron what the fuck did we agree on in 4th year
Ron: um
Harry: c’mon I know you got this
Herm: you know he’s going to deny remembering anything
Harry: oh I’m sure he’ll remember something after I send a letter to Mrs. Weasley about something special I just happened to recall from 4th year
Ron: don’t you fucking dare
Ron: fine
Ron: don’t interfere
Harry: fantastic! I was thinking you somehow forgot!
Harry: and sorry for asking but since you do remember what we agreed to, why the hell were you confessing for me to Riddle during dinner????
Ron: listen, mate
Ron: he’s not going to take it seriously if it comes from you and the sexual tension building is frankly sickening
Ron: if I have to see you both eye fucking each other for another week it’s over
Herm: he is right about that, everyone’s known about you too for a while know
Herm: it’s just a matter of who speaks first
Harry: why are you two like this
Herm: cheer up! All you have to do is confess first properly and all of Hogwarts can finally settle their bets
Herm: it’s quite a tough job managing the betting pool, I suggest for maximum profit you select dates after Valentines Day
Harry: I-
Herm: sweetie we all don't get pureblood vaults to our name, you take what you can get