Something Great

3 November

New group

00:00 AM

[Pandora] HAOOYBBIEYJTSAY RUSHIS

[Evan] what the fuck

[Pandora] i said it first

[Evan] you texted it first

[Evan] i’ve been sat next to him for the past 15 minutes waiting for the clock to hit midnight

[Evan] you were 4 seconds too late <3

[Regulus] you’re both insane

[Sirius] what about me

[Pandora] happy birthday to you too sirius

[Remus] I said happy birthday to sirius first so fuck you all

[Remus] happy birthday regulus

[Regulus] thanks

[Regulus] bedtime?

[Sirius] FUCK NO?

[Lily] happy birthday sirius

[Lily] happy birthday regulus x

[Regulus] HAHA I GOT A KISS FUCK YOU

[Sirius] BUT I GOT A TEXT FIRST

[Regulus] i will beat your ass

[Sirius] i’d like to see you try

[Sirius] when are we getting shitfaced

[James] not now

[James] i’m still recovering from halloween

[Mary] i’m fully recovered

[Mary] let’s go get pissed

[Lily] we have school tomorrow

[Barty] today*

[Lily] don’t get smart with me

[Mary] where are my mini cheddars

[Marlene] i ate the last packet soz

[Mary] wtaf

[Marlene] I WAS HUNGRY

[Mary] EAT YOUR OWN SNACKS

[Dorcas] you two literally share a room why are you texting each other

[Mary] i’ve had a long hard day so i’ve gone non verbal until further notice

08:12 AM

[Sirius] BABE WHERES MY EYELINER

[Marlene] which one of us are you talking to?

[Peter] me

[Peter] idfk where it is

[James] no he’s talking to me

[James] when has he ever called YOU babe

[Peter] yesterday

[Marlene] he actually called me babe 10 minutes ago

[Sirius] obviously i was talking to remus

[Remus] you’ve never called me babe

[Remus] ever

[Remus] my guess was actually gonna be Lily

[Regulus] i was gonna guess Barty

[Peter] since when was barty promoted to babe

[Barty] two weeks ago

[Peter] Fuck off

[Barty] never 👹

[Marlene] sirius are you doing birthday makeup

[Sirius] no

[Dorcas] don’t you fucking lie to us

[Sirius] fine i am

[Mary] SLUT 🫵

[Pandora] barty is a slut

[Barty] what did i do

[Evan] slut shaming is not okay guys

[Dorcas] you’re only saying that because regulus literally had to sit you down and explain that yelling “WHORES” at couples holding hands on the street was in fact not okay

[Pandora] they weren’t HOLDING HANDS they were practically eating each others faces it was disgusting

[Evan] he didn’t tell us it “wasn’t okay” he said that’s the kind of thing you say in private, not when you’re 5 feet away from them

[Regulus] if you lot are all finished arguing we ALL have lessons to go to

[Sirius] you’re not ditching?

[Regulus] no?

Sirius Black and Regulus Black

08:22 AM

[Siri] YOURE SO BORING

[Siri] SKIP WITH ME

[Reggie] NO

[Reggie] I LIKE MY LESSONS THANK YOU

[Siri] NO YOU DONT

[Siri] DONT LIE

[Reggie] IM NOT LYING

[Siri] don’t be a bitch

[Reggie] i’ll skip next year then

[Siri] we’re not negotiating

[Reggie] yes we are

[Reggie] also what are we doing tonight

[Siri] Remus says they’ve all planned something for us today and then there’s the party this weekend

[Reggie] great a party

[Siri] stfu they spent ages planning this don’t be ungrateful

[Reggie] i’m very grateful

[Siri] yeah right

[Siri] you have to AT LEAST skip your afternoon lessons

[Siri] because we leave here at 12:30

[Reggie] ffs

[Reggie] leave how?

[Siri] they may have hired a minivan and a driver

[Reggie] a mini van that seats 12 and a driver?

[Siri] FINE a mini BUS then

[Reggie] fine i’ll skip the afternoon

Sirius Black and James Potter

08:29 AM

[Pads] convince him to skip the morning as well

[Prongs] on it 🫡

James Potter and Regulus Black

08:31 AM

[Jamie] wanna go walk around town and buy a stupid amount of books with me??

[Reggie] what now?

[Jamie] yeah!

[Reggie] we have lessons

[Jamie] exactly!

[Jamie] meaning town will be practically empty

[Jamie] no people

[Jamie] we have to be back by 12:15 tho!

[Reggie] you don’t like shopping for books

[Reggie] or reading

[Jamie] yeah but YOU do

[Jamie] and it’s YOUR birthday

[Jamie] i just want to spend time with you

[Reggie] okay fine meet me by the bus stop

[Jamie] On my way!

Sirius Black and James Potter

08:35 AM

Prongs shared 1 screenshot

[Prongs] does this count as a date

[Pads] did you ASK?

[Pads] as in “would you go on a date with me?”

[Prongs] no

[Pads] then he won’t think it’s a date

[Pads] and if you’re gonna ask my brother on a date do it properly and ACTUALLY PLAN ONE

[Prongs] got it

[Prongs] I SEE HIM BYE PADFOOT

[Pads] can’t believe you fancy my BROTHER

Pads changed Prongs’s name to brotherfucker

[brotherfucker] oi!

New group

12:02 PM

Evan shared 1 voice note

02:32 minutes

[Marlene] even i’m a bit shocked at that language

[Pandora] Bartys never been one to hold back

[Dorcas] i’m certain his first word was cunt

[James] what the fuck did i do to be cussed out like that

[Evan] he banged his elbow on the door frame

[Barty] it hurt like a bitch

[James] how is that MY fault

[Barty] 🤷‍♂️

[Remus] everyone meet at the car park at 12:25

[James] we’re on our way back now

[Marlene] ?!?

[Regulus] we went into town

[Pandora] pardon

Barty is sexy

12:04 PM

[Pandora] who lied in the group name

[Dorcas] WAS THAT A DATE

[Regulus] no?

[Barty] pandora why are you SUCH a bitch

[Pandora] STFU BARTY OUR REGGIE HERE HAD HIS FIRST DATE

[Regulus] i’ve been on dates before

[Evan] not with james though

[Barty] did you kiss?

[Regulus] no

[Barty] BORING

[Regulus] and it wasn’t a date

[Pandora] BORING

[Evan] who else was there

[Regulus] no one?

[Dorcas] soooooo a date?

[Regulus] no.

[Barty] YAWN

[Barty] get a move on you two

[Regulus] what is it you want me to do?

[Regulus] harass the bus driver to drive faster?

[Dorcas] yell “cheers drive” when you get off

[Evan] WILL YOU STOP IT WITH THAT

[Dorcas] no 🖕

marauders

12:11 PM

[prongs] his friends thinks it’s a date

[padfoot] how’d you know that?

[moony] my bet is he was reading over regulus shoulder as he was texting them

[wormtail] barty has already spammed me asking if james will mind him playing the banjo at the wedding

[padfoot] why’d he ask YOU?

[wormtail] why would he ask YOU?

[padfoot] i’m gonna be the best man

[wormtail] as if

[prongs] im not getting involved in this

[wormtail] when we were 7 years old we both swore that we would be each others best men

[wormtail] we signed a contract

[padfoot] ?!?!?!

[moony] can’t argue with that

[padfoot] REMUS?

prongs shared 1 image

[prongs] he’s so cute

[moony] he’s flipping off the camera while scowling

[prongs] your point?

Regulus Black and Sirius Black

1:01 PM

[Reggie] Sirius, don’t cry

[Siri] i will cry

[Reggie] STOP IT

[Reggie] I CAN SEE YOU TEARING UP

[Reggie] IF YOU CRY, I’LL CRY

[Siri] i can’t believe they’ve done this

[Siri] Lazer tag, bowling, trampoline park, and they’ve rented out an entire soft play

[Siri] i mentioned to remus YEARS ago, all the things me and you wanted to do for our birthday when we were younger but our parents never allowed us to do

[Siri] i cannot believe he remembered

[Reggie] don't cry in front of everyone

[Reggie] you’re so in love it’s sickening

[Siri] the ice skating must have been your friends doing

[Reggie] actually i mentioned it to james in year 8 when he asked us what we were doing for our birthday

[Reggie] i said boring party with a shit tonne of people i don’t know

[Reggie] he said what do you WANT to do

[Reggie] i hate him

[Siri] no you don’t

[Reggie] no i don’t

New group

1:28 PM

[Evan] HOW LONG ARE YOU GUYS GONNA BE

[Barty] I WANNA SHOOT REGULUS

[Regulus] it’s LAZER guns

[Barty] so?

[Lily] fuck off leave us alone

[Marlene] this is sexism

[Lily] misogyny

[Sirius] why do girls go to the bathroom together

[Dorcas] safety in numbers

[Pandora] i made a friend with an elderly woman that was taking her grandkids out for a day

[Pandora] apparently their school was shut because a bunch of the year 11s set off rats in the hallways

[Peter] slay?

[Mary] we’re coming back now

2:36 PM

[Peter] the driver looks like marlene’s dad

[Marlene] HE DOES NOT

[James] HE DOES

[Barty] let’s see a photo for comparison

James shared 1 image

[Marlene] you found that awfully quick.

[Mary] HAHAHHAHA

[Remus] why are we texting when we’re literally all in the same vehicle

[Barty] we can’t talk about the driver in front of the driver

[Peter] this is why you’re not invited to gossip sessions

[Sirius] you have gossip sessions?

[Peter] yep

[Mary] and you’re not invited

[Marlene] you’re usually the topic of discussion

[Barty] no last week the topic of discussion was regulus’ haircut

[Regulus] wtf??

7:14 PM

[Marlene] BARTY IS ABOUT TO DO THE DEATH SLIDE

[Barty] NO IM NOT

[Marlene] EVERYONE GET HERE NOW

7:33 PM

[Evan] i’m getting everyone slushies who wants what

[Pandora] BLUE AND RED

[Lily] Red x

[Remus] red for me and peter

[Siri] BLUE FOR ME AND REGGIE

[Barty] blue and red

[Dorcas] i’ll come with you

[Marlene] i know what mary and james want so i’ll come too

10:02 PM

Marlene shared 14 videos

Marlene shared 47 images

Mary shared 21 videos

Regulus shared 12 images

Barty shared 114 images

Barty shared 67 videos

[Pandora] what the actual fuck barty

[Barty] it’s not every day your best friend turns 17

[Remus] half of those pictures are evan and peter

[Barty] so? I like to take pictures of pretty things

[Evan] stawp

Peter Pettigrew and Regulus Black

10:08 PM

[Regulus] HAHAHAH

[Pete] apparently i’m pretty

[Regulus] he lied

[Pete] you’re ugly

[Regulus] now YOURE lying

[Pete] james told me about the “whore of a cashier” in town today

[Regulus] he was not a WHORE

[Regulus] he simply wrote his number and name on my receipt

[Pete] and what are you gonna do about that

[Regulus] burn it