Something Great

31 October

Alice is BAE

9:32 PM

[Bae’s bae] Regulus, Pandora, Sirius, Evan ily all but get your friends to hurry tf up

[Regulus] does that mean i’m the favourite cousin

[Pandora] NO?

[Bae’s bae] i love you two equally

[Sirius] ?!?

[Evan] WHAT ABOUT US?

[Bae’s bae] i love you two a little less

[Bae’s bae] sirius you know you’re andy’s favourite

[Bae’s bae] and evan you’re bella’s favourite

[Bae’s bae] Regulus and Pandora are mine

[Regulus] get FUCKED

[Pandora] YEAH 🖕

[BAE] there are strangers here

[Emmeline] STRANGER DANGER

[Gideon] they are not strangers

[Fabian] we know all of them

[BAE] YOU do

[BAE] WE don’t

[Bae’s bae] there’s a blonde here who keeps flirting with benjy help

[Benjy] yeah help

[Benjy] regulus hurry tf up, my costume makes no sense without you

[Regulus] i’m in the uber with barty and evan keep your knickers on

[Benjy] you know damn well i’m not wearing any

[Fabian] WOAHHHHH

[Benjy] that came out wrong

[Regulus] yes it did

[Pandora] Evan came out wrong

[Evan] fuck off

[Pandora] you came out backwards

[Sirius] omfg are you on about his birth

[Pandora] no? r u thick?

[Benjy] i would like to let everuone know i am wearing underwear

[Benjy] im not wearing THAT kind of underwear

[Benjy] im gonna start doing shots now

[Regulus] WTF? WAIT FOR ME?

[Regulus] literally 2 minutes WAIT

[Sirius] i still don’t understand why we couldn’t see your costume reg

[Benjy] you have to see it with mine

[James] what? are you dressed as a couple

[Regulus] yep

[Sirius] what

[James] you said you weren’t

[Benjy] the couple we’re dressed as don’t know about their feelings for each other

[Evan] Barty just snorted and choked on his gummy bear and coughed it out on the dashboard

[Evan] the driver looks like he wants to kill him

[Regulus] we’re here

[Barty] SIRIUS AND JAMES HURRRY TF UP THIS IS SO FUNNY

[Barty] also dorcas where are you

[Dorcas] literally in the car rn

[Dorcas] i can see youuuu

[Barty] PERV 🫵

James Potter and Regulus Black

9:52 PM

[Jamie] i made u a drink where r u

[Reggie] stand still stop moving i’ll find you

10:02 PM

[Jamie] i made u another one

[Reggie] you don’t have to keep making me drinks james

[Jamie] but i want to

[Jamie] you look hot btw

[Reggie] thank you james

[Reggie] im dressed as my brother and that’s when you decide to tell me im hot

[Reggie] you’re never beating the prongsfoot allegations

[Jamie] ffs

Henry 8’s bitches (ft pandora)

11:22 PM

[Regulus] whers peteer

[Barty] with me

[Barty] evan stck up tree nd trying to gt him down

[Lily] why

[Remus] why is regulus looking for peter or why is evan up a tree

[Lily] both

[Barty] there was a squirrel

[Pandora] maks sansa

[Pandora] lily whee r u i have ur deink

[Regulus] is this gideon or fabian

Regulus shared 1 image

[Mary] who the fuck is the girl

[Mary] i hate tht idk most ppl here

[Remus] i can’t tell if that’s gideon or fabian

[Remus] fuck

[Regulus] keep peter outside

[Barty] i’ll kill him

[Remus] wait let me check who it is

[Remus] sirus doesnt know

[Remus] gideon’s the one with the eyepatch

[Remus] they’re dressed as the twins from tangled

[Mary] yeah that’s gideon then

[Lily] wtf?

New group

11:33 PM

Peter shared 3 videos

[Peter] somone help us pls

[Peter] we canr get him down

[Marlene] u lafin in bacgrownd is finny

[Remus] pardon?

[Barty] bitch is scared of heights

[Peter] anyoa know wheee gidwon is he can probbly help

[Mary] i LOVE heights

[Mary] i’ll help

[Dorcas] whts ur 5’5 ass gunno do

[Remus] coming

[Sirius] THATS WHAY HE SAID

[James] just burped

[Regulus] how pleasant.

1 November

New group

10:22 AM

[Jamesypoo] why are there 14 vibrators in my amazon cart

[Reguluslsus] because we went on a shopping spree

[Siriussy] WE?

[Jamesypoo] but i don’t want 14 vibrators

[Reguluslsus] don’t buy them then?

[Jamesypoo] good idea

[Peteye] SHUT UP

[Peteye] what is WRONG with you all

[Siriussy] excuse me?

[Remus] ur excused

[Lilyses] and i’m not ur bruh

[dorcASS] HAHAHAHHA

[evnanna] no yelling please

[PandASS] why has barty got “justin 4 life” written all over his back

[evnanna] shhhhhh

[Melvin] who tf is melvin

[MOOOOO] not sure

[Peteye] can we change the names back this is giving me a headache

[Reguluslsus] you give me a headache

[Peteye] someone’s cranky

[Reguluslsus] z

[Melvin] zayn malik what a fucking BEAUTY

Gideon hate club (maybe)

10:29 AM

Sirius added Remus, James, Regulus, Lily, Marlene, Mary, Dorcas, Pandora, Evan and Bartemius to Gideon hate club (maybe)

[Bartemius] why was i added last

[Remus] i was added first 🖕

[Mary] are we all certain it was gideon

[Sirius] wtf do we do

[Evan] tell peter?

[James] we can’t tell him this

[Bartemius] what? why?

[Sirius] Peter has been cheated on before, it happening AGAIN is just gonna break him

[Remus] sirius im 99% sure peter wouldn’t want everyone knowing that

[Sirius] oh

[Sirius] pretend i never sent that

[Marlene] i just don’t think gideon would cheat on peter

[James] i don’t either

[Sirius] im talking to gideon

[Remus] sirius no

[James] ill do it

[Lily] james.

[Regulus] fucks sake i’ll do it

[Regulus] what’s his number

James shared 1 contact

Gideon Prewett and Regulus Black

10:44 AM

[Regulus] before i go on a tangent insulting you and your entire bloodline

Regulus shared 4 images

[Regulus] is this you?

[Gideon] first of all hello!

[Gideon] and no that is not me

[Regulus] i don’t believe you

[Gideon] then why ask

[Regulus] that’s your costume right there

[Gideon] that’s fabian’s costume right there

[Gideon] he’s wearing my eyepatch

[Gideon] we thought it would be funny and see how many people got us mixed up

[Gideon] i didn’t cheat on Peter

[Gideon] regulus?

[Regulus] he has 11 guard dogs ready to pounce on you if you do

[Regulus] and 3 of them are quite literally insane

[Gideon] you sirius and marlene?

[Regulus] Pandora, Barty and Evan.

Gideon hate club (maybe)

10:56 AM

[Regulus] it was fabian

[Regulus] with the girl

[James] it was?

[Regulus] he said fabian wore the eyepatch because they thought it would be funny and see who would mix them up

[Sirius] they’ve done that before

[Mary] do we believe him

[James] he’s given us no reason to not trust him

[Mary] where even is peter

[Sirius] i thought he was with you guys

New group

11:00 AM

[James] oh who changed the names

[Peter] i did

[Sirius] PEYER WHERW ARE YOU

[Peter] i’m at gideons?

Dorcas changed Barty’s name to Bartholomew

[Bartholomew] die

marauders

3:12 PM

[wormtail] gideon told me about the photo

[wormtail] he thought it was funny that regulus and you lot thought it was him

[wormtail] is that why you all tried keeping me outside for an hour

[prongs] maybe

[padfoot] peter?

[moony] pete are you alright?

[wormtail] i believe him when he says it was fabian

[padfoot] so do we

[padfoot] it WAS fabian

[padfoot] i asked him and he confirmed it

[wormtail] when did you ask him

[padfoot] after regulus confronted gideon

[wormtail] when did that happen

[prongs] this morning

[wormtail] i’ve just been dropped off, i’m coming up to the dorm now

[wormtail] im okay guys really

[moony] wanna watch gilmore girls while stuffing our faces with junk food

[wormtail] YES

[wormtail] invite regulus, i got him watching it and he’s on season 6

[moony] on it

FUCKING SLAG

3:17 PM

[Marls] Mary

[Marls] tell them what you just told me

[Lils] gossip

[Cas] spill

[M] i kissed emmeline last night

[Lils] WHAT

[M] technically they kissed me

[Cas] AND YOURE ONLY TELLING US NOW

[Lils] you don’t seem happy

[Lils] why aren’t you happy

[Cas] mary?

[M] i don’t think they remember

[M] or they’re pretending they don’t remember

[Lils] oh mary

[M] i hate halloween

[Marls] what the fuck are you two waiting for? get over here now

[Lils] On my way!

[Lils] On my way!

[Lils] On my way!

[Lils] On my way!

[Marls] that made her laugh

[Cas] everything makes mary laugh

[M] i find the fact that i finally snogged the person i’ve fancied for the past 2 years and they don’t remember it happening VERY funny

[Cas] omg emmeline has broken mary

[Lils] im running

[M] you don’t run

[Lils] i’m speed walking

[Marls] that’s more believable

Bartys mum is a wonderful lady who we have the upmost respect for

3:29 PM

[Regulus] who knew halloween would send people into such a spiral

[Dorcas] any of you lot also having a crisis?

[Barty] i can’t get justin 4 life off my back

[Pandora] does that constitute a crisis?

[Barty] yes.

[Pandora] i don’t think it does

[Barty] are you high

[Pandora] i wish

[Evan] who’s having a crisis

[Dorcas] barty

[Regulus] Barty

[Pandora] Barty

[Barty] who wants to do my homework for me

[Pandora] what’s it for

[Barty] history

[Evan] what part of history

[Barty] tudors

[Pandora] ME PLEASE

[Pandora] I BEG YOU

[Barty] it’s about Henry 7th

[Pandora] nvm