There's no harm in flirting
15 October
New group
8:33 AM
[Mary] anyone know where my red jacket is?
[Mary] i’ve looked for it everywhere and i can’t find it and im starting to panic
[Barty] what red jacket
[Mary] the one that has all those flowers that lily sewed onto it
[Mary] Marlene drew stars and flowers on the collar
[Mary] all of this lot have their names written somewhere on it
[Sirius] my name is in the left armpit
[Marlene] mines on the left tit
[Lily] mine is on the right one
[Pandora] pit or tit?
[Remus] im in the right armpit
[Pandora] tit then
[Mary] sirius if you’ve stolen it again i will kill you
[Sirius] i didn’t STEAL it, i borrowed it for 15 minutes because it was baltic and YOU wanted gum so YOU made ME walk to the corner shop so fuck you
[Sirius] oh and i haven’t stolen it now
[Mary] i wore it yesterday where the fuck could it have gone
[Remus] you took it off at the weird charity shop because it was boiling in there, did you put it back on?
[James] Mary don’t panic
[Mary] oh my fucking god i’ve lost it
[Lily] we can go back and find it
[Mary] omg they’ve probably SOLD it to someone
[Peter] can charity shops do that?
[James] me and sirius are going over there now
[Mary] james what about lessons
[Sirius] Mary just try to relax, we’ll be back by period 2
Emmeline Vance and Mary Macdonald
9:05 AM
[Em] hey is this yours
Em shared 1 image
[Em] i saw you remus and lily walk out of this shop when i was with my friends so we went and checked it out and i recognised it
[Em] please tell me i haven’t shoplifted
[Mary] you found my jacket
[Em] so it is yours!
[Em] that’s a relief
[Em] i was certain it was yours because of all the names written on it
[Em] did james purposefully write his name wrong or is he that stupid
[Mary] YOU FOUND MY JACKET
[Mary] THANK FUCK
[Mary] he got distracted while writing it and didn’t want to cross it out so i’ve forever got “jamse” written on my back
[Mary] i cannot believe you found it
[Em] that i did
[Em] i can grab it during lunch and give it to you afterwards
[Em] you don’t have any lessons right?
[Mary] no but i have a thing every wednesday afternoon
[Mary] how about after school?
[Em] you could come with me to lunch?
[Mary] really?
[Em] yeah
[Em] i was just going to go to the dining hall but we can go somewhere just the two of us
[Mary] yeah sure that’ll be great
[Em] i’ll get you back before 1:30
[Em] meet me by my dorm?
[Mary] yeah okay!
New group
9:18 AM
[James] it wasn’t in the shop
[Sirius] we couldn’t find it anywhere
[Mary] Emmeline found it
[Remus] how?
[Mary] they went into the shop after we did with some of their friends and they recognised it
[Mary] i’m gonna have lunch with them and they’re going to give it back
Regulus shared 1 image
[Regulus] is that why they went from being a miserable cow to giggling at their phone within 30 seconds
[Lily] i saw that
[Regulus] nosy bitch
[Lily] insufferable cunt
[James] don’t argue
[Peter] Speccy git
[James] what did i do
[Sirius] you interrupted them
[Sirius] please continue
[Mary] they’ve moved to private chat
[Marlene] should we be concerned
[Remus] no they’re probably chatting shit about james
[James] that’s stupid
[Mary] i can confirm remus’ theory
[Sirius] zero evidence
Mary shared 1 image
[Marlene] WHEN DID LILY GET HER NAILS DONE WTAF THEY LOOK SO GOOD
[Peter] you’re looking at her nails? i’m looking at regulus being a simp
James Potter and Regulus Black
9:32 AM
[Jamie] yk you can call me gorgeous to my face, i don’t mind x
Regulus Black and Lily Evans
9:32 AM
[Gay Loser] you traitor
[Gay Loser] also the pfp you gave me is so uncalled for
[Lily] it’s literally just you
[Gay Loser] it’s a photo of me SLEEPING
[Gay Loser] you can see up my nose when the fuck did you even take that
[Lily] idk a couple of weeks ago
[Lily] Barty let me in
[Gay Loser] in the middle of the night?
[Lily] don’t be stupid
[Lily] you were napping
[Lily] in the middle of the day might i add
[Lily] very productive of you
[Gay Loser] when was that taken
[Lily] idk it was on a wednesday
[Gay Loser] oh
[Lily] OH WHAT
[Gay Loser] yeah i was tired because i stayed up all night
[Lily] doing what
[Gay Loser] none of your business
[Gay Loser] why tf were you in our dorm anyway
[Lily] barty was going to donate some of his books and gave me first dibs
[Lily] did you know you snore
[Gay Loser] i do not.
[Lily] i also did NOT read the little journal next to your bed that had RB + JP written in a heart in the bottom right corner because that’s also none of my business
[Gay Loser] i hate you
[Lily] you love me
[Gay Loser] untrue
[Gay Loser] false news
[Lily] in another lifetime, where you’re not gay and my standards are rock bottom, me and you would make a hot couple
[Gay Loser] true
[Lily] we would also send james into a coma
[Gay Loser] also true
[Gay Loser] but let’s focus on THIS lifetime
[Gay Loser] when are you gonna ask pandora out because i’ve got a bet to win
[Lily] good question!
Lily blocked Gay Loser
New group
1:45 PM
[Barty] anyone seen Evan?
[Sirius] i walked past him by the maths building
[Marlene] what were you doing by the maths building
[Sirius] shortcuts
[Marlene] right forgot you guys made that stupid map you won’t let any of us see
[Regulus] i’ve seen it
[Marlene] WHAT
[Sirius] HOW?
[Dorcas] TF
[Lily] we’ve been trying to get a GLIMPSE of that map since they bloody made it
[Marlene] bet it was james that showed him
[James] HEY?!
[Regulus] it was peter
[Remus] oh i knew this
[Sirius] REMUS??
[James] we’ve been betrayed
[Peter] YOU ASKED ME TO MAP THE SLYTHERIN DORM BUILDING
[Peter] I WAS GONNA NEED THE HELP OF A SLYTHERIN
[Peter] just a coincidence
[Marlene] bullshit you would have shown him anyway
[Peter] that’s true
[Sirius] i don’t understand this friendship
[Regulus] he’s nice to me so i buy him pretty things
[Pandora] i like pretty things
[Barty] we know
[Regulus] you buy yourself pretty things
[Pandora] i want YOU to buy ME pretty things
Pandora shared 1 link
[Pandora] there’s my christmas wish list xoxo
[Pandora] not finished yet, still working on it
[Regulus] half of this is just Swarvoski flowers
[Pandora] mhm
[Pandora] this is the list i send to my parents
[Pandora] they buy us pretty things to make up for the fact they haven’t spent a birthday with us since we were 5
[Pandora] they’re actually in Berlin this year
[Evan] actually next year
[Pandora] they LEAVE this year december 20th they come back january 5th
[Pandora] so actually im right bitch
[Pandora] no one likes a smartass evan
[Barty] i do 😘
[Dorcas] ROSEKILLER IS HAPPENING
[Barty] tf is a rosekiller
[Pandora] Rosier
[Pandora] Rosie
[Pandora] Rose
[Barty] IM THE KILLER?
[Regulus] yep
[Dorcas] rip benny
[Barty] i did not KILL my hamster he killed himself
[Regulus] forever missing big benny
[Barty] can you not call him big benny
[Dorcas] he was huge barty
Pandora shared 6 images
[James] wtf were you feeding him
[Regulus] the question should be what wasn’t he feeding him
[Pandora] Evans hamsters killed mine
[Evan] SHE DID NOT
[Pandora] SHE DID
[Pandora] THEN LIVED ON FOR 3 YEARS
[Evan] FUCK OFF
[Evan] Pandora kept trying to send her to court
[Regulus] tell everyone what you named your hamster Evan
[Evan] i’d rather not
[Dorcas] OMG I REMEMBER DIEGO
[Evan] STFU
[Peter] diego?
[Pandora] evan had an obsession with go diego go
[Evan] i did not
[Pandora] he’d start hyperventilating if diego wasn’t on the tv or if he didn’t have this diego teddy he’d carry with him everywhere that our aunt gave him
[Regulus] MY aunt
[Pandora] OUR AUNT
[Pandora] Druella was a rosier before she was a black
[Pandora] she’s OUR aunt by BLOOD
[Regulus] kys
[Pandora] suck a dick
[Regulus] gladly
[Regulus] barty come here
[Barty] 🚶
[Remus] why the walking emoji
[Barty] didn’t want to seem too eager
MARY WHERE ARE YOU
2:01 PM
[Marls] Mary for the love of god reply to your messages
[Lils] should we start a search party
[Cas] If we put james, regulus and sirius together they’ll find her in 3 minutes max.
[Mary] no need to call for a search party
[Marls] TELL US HOW LUNCH WITH EM WENT
[Mary] I WILL WHEN I GET BACK
[Cas] TELL US NOW
[Cas] what are you even doing
[Mary] schoolwork
[Mary] i got put into intervention
[Lils] for what?
[Mary] sociology
[Mary] i’m doing exam questions to practice the structure of my answers and my timings
[Mary] i’ll be out by 3:30
[Lils] we’ll be at your dorm
[Marls] will you now
[Cas] stfu
Evan Rosier and Mary Macdonald
3:34 PM
[Evan] what time friday morning again?
[Mary] Marlene leaves at 8
[Mary] so 8:45 is fine
[Mary] she gets back at lunch but we’re just doing the 2 hours right?
[Evan] 👍
[Mary] perf
[Evan] what did you end up telling them anyway
[Mary] that i’m in sociology intervention
[Mary] it’s what i did in year 11 because of my dyslexia, helps me to structure my answers and stuff like that so they bought it
[Evan] and what happens if you ACTUALLY get put into intervention
[Mary] now you see this is why my brilliant coverup is so brilliant
[Mary] i already am
[Mary] kind of
[Mary] i don’t have to go to intervention at a specific time, i just have to hand in a completed essay with an essay plan to my teacher by every wednesday morning so she can go over it with me during break because she trusts me that i’ll actually do it
[Evan] smart
[Mary] i know i’m fabulous
[Mary] did your hamster actually kill Pandoras?
[Evan] right that’s enough
New group
5:55 PM
[Marlene] can we all go to dinner at the dining hall
[Marlene] i want meatballs
[Remus] sure
[Mary] OH LETS ALL SIT TOGETHER
[Regulus] at what table
[Sirius] gryffindor obviously
[Barty] BOOOO
[Pandora] YEAH BOOOOO
[Dorcas] i don’t think you two have once eaten at the ravenclaw table in the entire time we’ve been at hogwarts
[Barty] LIES
[Pandora] we ate there on our first night
[Regulus] and after that?
[Barty] the weekend that you and evan were both sick
[Evan] again that was first year
[Pandora] stfu
[James] it’s either you 5 sneak to the gryffindor table or 9 of us sneak to slytherin OR 10 of us sneak to ravenclaw
[Pandora] gryffindor it is
[Regulus] let’s get a move on then guys
7:33 PM
Marlene removed James, Sirius, Peter and Barty from New group
[Marlene] I hate all four of them and hope they burn in hell
[Remus] it wasn’t THAT bad
Regulus removed Remus from New group
[Mary] i thought food fights only happened in movies
[Lily] they SHOULD only happen in movies
Sirius Black and Regulus Black
7:35 PM
[Siri] ADD US BACK
[Reggie] NO
[Reggie] FUCK YOU
[Siri] IT WASNT ME THAT STARTED IT
[Reggie] THAT MEATBALL HIT ME RIGHT IN THE EYE
[Siri] THAT WASNT ME
[Reggie] YES IT WAS
[Siri] THEN IT WASNT MEANT FOR YOU
[Reggie] NO YOURE NOT GETTING ADDED BACK
[Reggie] Marlene has my full support.
Reggie changed their name to Regulus
Peter Pettigrew and Regulus Black
7:37 PM
[Reg] i see you typing
[Reg] the answer is no
Reg changed their name to Regulus
[Pete] OH COME ON
Bartemius Crouch Jr and Regulus Black
7:38 PM
[Bartemius] ADD ME BACK NOW.
[Reginald] No
[Reginald] <3
Reginald changed their name to Regulus
Remus Lupin and Regulus Black
7:38 PM
[ReM] Come on Regulus I thought we had an understanding
[ReG] “it wasn’t that bad”
[ReG] die
[ReM] ffs
ReG changed their name to Regulus
[ReM] i literally JUST got you to agree to reg
James Potter and Regulus Black
7:39 PM
[Jamie] cmon reggie add us back
[Reggie] no
[Jamie] add just me back?
[Reggie] no
[Reggie] i have sauce in my hair
[Reggie] that was YOUR fault
[Jamie] if i help you wash it out can you add us back?
[Reggie] you want to wash my hair?
[Jamie] mhm :)
[Reggie] yeah okay then
New group
8:17 PM
Regulus added James to New group
James added Sirius, Remus, Peter and Bartemius to New group
[Marlene] you’re a weak weak man regulus.
[Marlene] Evan is now my favourite
[Pandora] he was the one that threw your pasta at sirius
[Marlene] nvm fuck you evan
[Lily] how bad of a punishment did you lot get
[Sirius] it wasn't us that started it
[Dorcas] thats a load of crap dont lie to us
[Sirius] okay they don't KNOW FOR SURE it was us that started it
[Mary] that’s impossible how could they not know
[James] someone vouched for us
[Lily] who?
[Remus] idfk
[Peter] i think gideon had something to do with it
[James] i didn’t see him or fabian today, where were they?
[Peter] at the ravenclaw table with benjy and emmeline
[Marlene] regulus and mary shitting themselves rn
[Regulus] i’m starting a lesbian hate club
[Mary] can i join?
[Dorcas] OI?
[Pandora] TF DID I DO?
Gideon Prewett and Peter Pettigrew
8:30 PM
[Gideon] next time you guys want to cause absolute chaos let me and fab know, we’d gladly help out
[Pete] you were lobbing muffins at avery and mulciber while fabian was chasing benjy with a drumstick
[Pete] i think you guys definitely helped us out tonight
[Gideon] looking for me were you?
[Pete] obviously
[Gideon] remind me to thank that crouch kid next time i see him
[Pete] Barty?
[Pete] what for?
[Gideon] snape was constantly aiming at you, barty kept batting whatever he was throwing away with a serving tray
[Gideon] you didn’t notice?
[Pete] no i was focused on you
Incoming call from Gideon
New group
8:45 PM
James shared 1 document
[James] this email is gonna be sent out at 9
[Mary] that’s so unfair
[Evan] i can’t open it what’s it say
[Regulus] basically that anyone who went to dinner tonight will have to clean the dining hall up tomorrow morning during lessons
[Evan] brilliant.
[Mary] i have thursday mornings off fml
[Mary] i was looking forward to a lie in
[James] sorry guys
[Sirius] i’m not sorry
[Sirius] at all
[Sirius] neither is james, he’s just a people pleaser
[James] let’s not call me out in the gc thank you
[Peter] i’m not sorry either
[Bartemius] same
Peter changed Bartemius's name to Barty
Unholy Trinity
8:49 PM
[Reggie] what the fuck was that
[Barty] what was what
[Reggie] that noise you just made
[Ev] i think he squealed
[Reggie] barty wtf is wrong with you
[Reggie] did you clap your hands and jump up and down too?
[Ev] SHUT UP DID YOU
[Barty] NO
[Reggie] oh you're down bad
[Barty] EVAN IS TOO
[Ev] AM NOT
[Barty] ARE TOO
[Reggie] how many taylor swift songs have you assigned to him
[Barty] im not answering that
[Ev] simp
[Barty] i'll get over it leave me alone
[Reggie] why would you get over it?
[Barty] he's got a boyfriend.
[Reggie] okay and?
[Reggie] i live for drama
[Reggie] there's no harm in flirting