Something Great

4 October

New group

7:15 PM

[Barty] anyone know where reg is

[Barty] stupid bitch isn’t replying to any of us and we can’t find him anywhere

[Peter] he’s out with me and Gideon

[Sirius] he’s third wheeling?

[Remus] harsh

[Peter] no

[Marlene] i thought you said you were on a double date

[Evan] WTAF

[Barty] ?!?!?

[Mary] wdym DOUBLE DATE

[Lily] WHOS ON THE DOUBLE DATE

[Dorcas] IS IT JAMES

[Marlene] OMG

[Sirius] STOP

[James] no

[Dorcas] oh

[Pandora] tf

Pandora and Evan are farmers

7:21 PM

[Pandora] what happened to “i’m going marry him, Pandora please be my best woman”

[Regulus] never said that x

[Evan] who changed the group name

[Dorcas] Regulus who tf are you on a date with

[Regulus] Benjy

[Regulus] PETER TOOK MY PHONE OMG IGNORE THAT

[Pandora] nah we all saw that

[Barty] were the previous 20 times you’ve turned him down just forgotten?

[Regulus] it’s ONE date leave him alone - Peter xoxo

[Pandora] what about james

[Regulus] what about him

[Regulus] if he wants to go out on a date with me he can ask me.

[Regulus] i’ll text you guys when we’re on our way back

[Regulus] that was actually me xoxo

5 October

ALICE IS BAE

10:31 AM

[Gideon] So this year was supposed to be Franks turn to host the Halloween Party

[Fabian] HOWEVER he is going to be away on the 31st

[Frank] sorry guys

[James] Don’t worry Frank!

[Gideon] WHICH MEANS

[Fabian] WE SHALL BE HOSTING THIS YEAR

[Gideon] using Franks house, booze and food

[Fabian] obviously

[Frank] brilliant

[Frank] can’t wait for the mess i’m gonna come back to

[Sirius] bitch please, when you get back your house will be fucking spotless because you're the one that always makes a mess

[BAE] can we remember the time you got so wankered that you thought you had the ability to juggle lamps

[Frank] i don’t remember that

[Sirius] one hit you in the head so that might be why

[Fabian] We are not ashamed to admit we are reusing Emmelines playlist from last year

[Emmeline] i’ll give it a bit of an update

[Gideon] Thanks Em

[Fabian] We are also using our (Franks) computer skills and have found a way to assign everyone a random (ish) partner because this year we’re doing DUO COSTUMES

[James] YES

[Sirius] wait we don’t get to pick?

[James] boooooo

[Peter] stfu, you two always have THE WORST ideas for costumes

[Remus] Teenage mutant ninja turtles is overdone and unoriginal and you two suggest it EVERY YEAR

[James] don’t lie

Peter shared 18 screenshots

[Emmeline] did you screenshot every time they suggested it?

[Peter] these are only the ones on text

[Remus] they beg more in person because they think it gives them more of a chance

[Regulus] sirius you loser

[Sirius] at least it’s better than the POWER RANGERS that you lot went as two years ago

[Pandora] i’ll have you know that was my idea and i looked absolutely fucking gorgeous 

[Gideon] Once everyone has arrived, we shall begin the assigning of pairs

[Baes's Bae] why are u being so formal

[Gideon] idk man, leave me alone

Marlene shared 1 image

[Marlene] us 4 are here

[Lily] 🙌

Sirius shared 1 image

[Sirius] us 4 are here as well

[Regulus] he already knew that

[Marlene] what u copying me for 

[Gideon] Peter looking beautiful as always

Peter Pettigrew and Regulus Black

10:52 AM

[Reg] did you just shit yourself

[Pete] no

[Pete] fuck off

[Reg] awwww

[Reg] so you DO have feelings

[Reg] James sent me a video of you giggling as you read his message

[Reg] CAN YOU NOT ATTACK HIM PLEASE

[Reg] you’re gonna ruin his pretty face

[Pete] i’m telling him you said that

[Pete] he’s in a mood because of yesterday

[Reg] THAT WAS YOUR FAULT?

[Reg] i specifically told you NOT to tell people it was a double date because it WASNT

[Pete] when tf have i ever listened to a thing you say

[Pete] and i didn’t see you correcting anyone so stfu

Reg changed their name to Regulus

[Pete] OH COME ON

[Pete] okay fine fuck you

James Potter and Regulus Black

10:54 AM

[James] you think i have a pretty face?

[Reggie] no

[Reggie] i lied

[Reggie] ur actually really ugly

[Reggie] it’s nauseating

ALICE IS BAE

10:58 AM

[Gideon] everyone’s here?

[Fabian] 3

[Gideon] 2

[Fabian] 1

Gideon shared 1 document

Benjy Fenwick and Regulus Black

10:59 AM

[Ben10] well they’ve done that on purpose

[Regulus] “random” my ass

[Ben10] can we please go as James and Sirius

[Regulus] you read my mind

[Regulus] i’ll nick some of James’ clothes for you to try on

[Regulus] half of my wardrobe is already Sirius’ anyway

[Ben10] brilliant

James Potter and Peter Pettigrew

11:01 AM

[SIMP] YOUR BOYFRIEND IS FUCKING CRUEL

[Petey] NO HE IS NOT

[SIMP] WHY ARE REGULUS AND BENJY TOGETHER

[SIMP] THEYRE GONNA DO A CUTE COUPLES COSTUME AND IM GONNA HAVE TO SIT THERE AND WATCH

[Petey] WIODJWD

[Petey] it was random james

[Petey] happy accident?

[SIMP] no

Evan Rosier and Remus Lupin

10:59 AM

[Remus] are you one for dressing up?

[Evan] not particularly

[Remus] wanna go in suits and say we’re men in black and call it a day

[Evan] you ARE a man in Black

[Remus] that was terrible

1:16 PM

Remus shared 3 images

[Remus] well this is mine, i’m getting my mum to mail it over

[Remus] wore it at a wedding, not sure it fits now actually

[Evan] i’m sure sirius would love to see you in that

[Evan] i obviously already have one with me because according to my father, Hogwarts expects us to wear formal attire to our lessons

Evan shared 2 images

[Remus] and i’m sure one or two people i know would love to see YOU in that

[Evan] ?!?

[Evan] WHO?

[Remus] i’m not getting involved

[Evan] Prick.

[Remus] Bellend.

Mary Macdonald and Pandora Rosier

11:02 AM

[Pandora] Can we dress slutty

[Mary] duh

[Mary] come over rn so we can plan

[Pandora] 🏃‍♀️

Emmeline Vance and Lily Evans

11:02 AM

[Em] LILYWIIDJWOS

[Ev] EMMMWODKQO

[Em] WHERE ARE YOU RN

[Ev] IM RUNBING TO YOUES

[Ev] LER ME IN

[Em] COMINF

James Potter and Marlene McKinnon

11:01 AM

[Marls] stop pouting

[Marls] get out ur card, we’re going online shopping, i’m coming over and bringing my laptop with me

[SIMP] I’ve got gummy bears

[SIMP] did you both change my name to simp?

[Marls] yep <3

Bartemius Crouch Jr and Dorcas Meadowes

10:59

[Cas] so you know how i always say Harry Hook from the descendants films reminds me of you…

[Crackhead] STOP IT

[Cas] PLEASE I BEG OF YOU

[Cas] MARLENE SAID AGES AGO THAT UMA WAS HER GAY AWAKENING

[Crackhead] FINE

[Cas] the fact that you “caved” after less than 2 minutes already lets me know that you were never opposed to the idea

[Cas] also i may have had this planned for a few months because i wasn’t aware we’d be put into partners so ive already got my outfit and booked for my hair to be done

[Crackhead] and what if i didn’t agree

[Cas] then you’d look pretty stupid because im gonna look hot

[Cas] we’re going shopping now

[Crackhead] omw

Lily Evans and Bartemius Crouch Jr

3:43 PM

Redhead sent 4 images

[Redhead] those were the notes from last lesson

[Redhead] homework was an essay plan

Redhead sent 1 image

[Redhead] that’s the question and interpretations that’s goes with it

[Twink] thanks lily

[Twink] WHY DOES EVERYONE CHANGE MY NAME

[Twink] you spend too much time on tiktok.

[Twink] pandora has read this over my shoulder and snorted

[Redhead] She thinks i’m funny?

[Twink] not you too

[Twink] why is everyone gay

[Redhead] ???? SO ARE YOU????

[Redhead] also where did you get your bi flag because i want one

Twink sent 1 link

[Redhead] homework is due tomorrow btw

[Twink] ffs

[Twink] i’ll do it at lunch

New group

6:33 PM

[Peter] who wants to have a descendants movie marathon with me while we play roblox and stuff our faces with chocolate

[Marlene] ME

[Marlene] OMW

[Marlene] can we watch the second one first

[Peter] no we watch them in order.

[Marlene] PLEASE

[Marlene] you SO fancy Harry COME ON NOW

[Peter] I DO NOT

[James] yes you do

[Sirius] don’t lie

[Sirius] you always fumble whenever you see a man wear eyeliner

[Remus] so does james

[Regulus] so do you

Bartemius Crouch Jr and Dorcas Meadowes

6:38 PM

[Cas] yes i bought you eyeliner don’t worry your pretty little head

[Crackhead] how did you know that’s what i was gonna ask

[Cas] educated guess.

[Cas] do you fancy him?

[Crackhead] no. that just reminded me i forgot to get any today

[Crackhead] i’ve always been too terrified to try eyeliner how tf do you do it

[Cas] i put it in your bag of stuff, ask reg to show you

[Crackhead] no he’ll take the piss out of me

[Cas] ask pandora

[Crackhead] fine

Bartemius Crouch Jr and Pandora Rosier

6:43 PM

[Dumbass] wanna give me a makeup lesson

[Panda] FUCKING FINALLY

[Panda] omw rn

Flirting 101

7:02 PM

[Lily Evans] YOU TWO ARE THE WORST TEACHERS IN THE WORLD

[Prof. James Potter] what happened

[Lily Evans] i tried to do what you guys told me because i saw her as she was walking to the boys dorms

[Lily Evans] but i just made a fool of myself

[Lily Evans] she laughed at me

[Prof. Sirius Black] tf you mean she laughed at you

[Lily Evans] as in i started stumbling over my words and she laughed at me

[Lily Evans] this is all too much

[Lily Evans] i can flirt with guys just fine why tf can’t i flirt with women

[Prof. Sirius Black] TOO REAL

[Prof. Sirius Black] except it’s the opposite for me

[Prof. Sirius Black] not anymore

[Prof. Sirius Black] because i got remus in the end

[Prof. Sirius Black]1 voice message

[Prof. James Potter] MOONY

[Lily Evans] ffs

[Prof. Sirius Black] remus wants to be a teacher too

[Lily Evans] kill me now

Prof. James Potter added Remus Lupin to Flirting 101

Prof. Sirius Black changed Remus’s name to Prof. Moony

[Prof. James Potter] where's peter, get him in on this

[Prof. Sirius Black] PRONGS YOU GENIUS

Sirius Black and Peter Pettigrew

7:09 PM

[Siri] where is pandora rn

[Hey Google] at bartys

[Hey Google] she sent me a snap of her eating all his food

[Hey Google] why

[Siri] try and find out really subtly if she likes lily

[Hey Google] subtly?

[Siri] yes

[Hey Google] why am i doing this

[Hey Google] what happened

[Siri] According to Lily, when she tried to flirt with Pandora, she just laughed at her

[Siri] and we all know lily isn’t a reliable source when it comes to this

[Hey Google] right okay

[Hey Google] on it!

[Siri] BE DISCREET

[Siri] SHOW ME WHAT YOU SEND

Bartemius Crouch Jr and Peter Pettigrew

7:15 PM

[Peter Pevensie] Does Pandora fancy Lily

[Wuss] the second she came through my door she started giggling and kicking her feet because lily stopped and spoke with her

[Wuss] we were SUPPOSED to be productive but she’s currently going on a rant about how pretty Lilys hair looked in the light

[Wuss] does that answer your question

[Wuss] can you stop with the wuss IT WAS ONE TIME

[Peter Pevensie] yes thank you

[Peter Pevensie] mice are lovely animals and nothing to be afraid of

[Peter Pevensie] i’ll be showing everyone the video of you screaming and crying at a tiny baby mouse on your wedding day

[Wuss] ffs

Sirius Black and Peter Pettigrew

7:21 PM

Hey Google shared 3 screenshots

[Siri] what part of be discreet do you not understand

[Hey Google] you have to ask barty questions straight out or else he won’t understand

[Hey Google] like a 4 year old

[Hey Google] don’t go showing that to lily

[Hey Google] fuck it just add me to the gc

Flirting 101

7:23 PM

Prof. Sirius Black added Peter to Flirting 101

Prof. Sirius Black changed Peter’s name to Peter Pettigrew

[Prof. Sirius Black] you don’t have the expertise to be a professor

[Peter Pettigrew] fuck off

[Lily Evans] i feel outnumbered

[Peter Pettigrew] Lily you’re overthinking this

[Lily Evans] i am not

[Peter Pettigrew] Yes you are

[Peter Pettigrew] You are beautiful, smart, funny and one of the best people i have ever had the pleasure of knowing

[Peter Pettigrew] if Pandora can’t see that then she’s not worth your time

[Peter Pettigrew] however i am 110% certain that she does see that and i’m also certain that these idiots and remus agree with me

[Prof. James Potter] absolutely

[Prof. Sirius Black] im ignoring the fact you called us idiots

[Prof. James Potter] where did he call us idiots

[Prof. Remus Lupin] Lily do you want to stay here tonight

[Lily Evans] yeah

[Peter Pettigrew] bring your ipad

[Peter Pettigrew] me and marlene are playing roblox

[Lily Evans] omw

[Lily Evans] i love you guys

[Prof. James Potter] AND WE LOVE YOU <3

[Prof. Sirius Black] idk ur on thin ice rn

[Lily Evans] love you sirius <333

[Prof. Sirius Black] fine

[Prof. Sirius Black] I LOVE YOU TOOOOOOO

New group

7:40 PM

[Marlene] who wants to go on a sweet treat run with me, peter and lily 

[Mary] i can’t but can you get me something

[Peter] why

[Mary] i’m doing my homework

[Mary] it’s due tomorrow morning and i refuse to wake up early to do it

[Evan] what shop are you going to?

[Peter] we were just gonna wander around a few of them

[Evan] right i’ll go then

[Evan] pandora is coming too, she’s just trying to fix her hair because its a mess

[Pandora] go fuck yourself

[Pandora] i’m bringing reggie as well

[Marlene] meet in 5 then

8:05 PM

Marlene shared 48 images

Marlene shared 3 videos

[Marlene] THE SECURITY GUARD THINKS PETER AND EVAN ARE STEALING

[Dorcas] HA

[Sirius] STOP

[Sirius] who wants to break into the library with us to have these photos printed out

[James] us as in me

[Sirius] who knows the code to the library because remus won’t tell us

[Barty] me

[Sirius] fancy coming along?

[Barty] absolutely

[Marlene] pandora just told the security guard to check they havent shoved valuables up their asses

[Lily] she also yelled “STRIP TEASE” when he asked peter to take off his jacket

[Dorcas] i love pandora

[Marlene] Peter looks like he’s going to piss himself with laughter

[Pandora] and evan looks like he’s going to shit himself

[James] where’s regulus in all this

[Lily] recording the whole thing

[Lily] his photography alevel lessons coming in handy

[Marlene] okay he’s letting them go

Regulus sent 1 video

[Barty] evan you look like you’re about to cry

[Evan] 🖕