Awww Pandora has a crush
29 September
New Group
05:57 AM
[Mary] anyone have a spare calculator?
7:02 AM
[Sirius] tf you need a calculator for
[Mary] maths?
[Lily] what maths
[Mary] just maths
[Evan] i have one you can borrow
[Mary] perf
[Mary] can i grab it from you later today
[Evan] yeah i’ll bring it with me to lessons and give it to you if i see you
[Mary] thank you xx
[Sirius] still want to know why you need a calculator
[Mary] stfu
Mary Macdonald and Evan Rosier
7:05 AM
[Mary] what kind of calculator is it
[Evan] it’s the one i used for GCSE
[Evan] i got a fancier one for Alevel so i’m not using this one
[Mary] that’s perfect
[Mary] i’m retaking maths
[Evan] really?
[Mary] yeah
[Mary] i fucked around and barely got a 4
[Mary] Flitwick was adamant i could have gotten a 7
[Mary] so i’m retaking
[Evan] that’s brilliant
[Evan] do the others not know?
[Mary] no
[Mary] idk it’s kinda embarrassing
[Mary] i’ve gotta do maths lessons with the fifth years because i can’t afford to hire a tutor
[Evan] i can tutor you
[Mary] would that even be allowed?
[Evan] i can talk to flitwick about it today
[Evan] i have him this morning
[Mary] that would be brilliant
[Mary] evan you beautiful beautiful man
[Evan] i’ll update you
[Mary] thank you so much
New group
8:48 AM
[Barty] i’m BORED
[Regulus] lessons started 3 minutes ago
[Regulus] get a grip
[Peter] i’m currently playing cooking fever on my ipad
[Peter] i so should be a chef
[Marlene] omg i forgot cooking fever existed
[Marlene] about to clock in
[Pandora] do you guys just never pay attention?
[Regulus] you literally wrote a 150K word fanfiction about Mulciber and Snape during all our physics lessons
[Pandora] your point?
[Lily] THAT WAS YOU????
[Pandora] WWKDOQJ
[James] I GOT BLAMED FOR THAT
[Sirius] with your grammar and spelling, no one actually believed you wrote that James.
[Marlene] in the sociology mocks you didn’t use any punctuation whatsoever and didn’t use paragraphs. All four 12 mark questions were literally just one big sentence
[James] i didn’t have the time to worry about grammar
[Regulus] when do you ever care about grammar
[James] true
10:45 AM
[Barty] where are you lot
[Pandora] break just started, give us a minute
[Evan] i won’t be out for break, gotta talk to flitwick for a sec
[Pandora] BOOOOO
[Marlene] YEAH BOOOOOO
Mary Macdonald and Evan Rosier
10:57 AM
[Evan] Friday mornings and Wednesday afternoons good for you?
[Mary] Evan you literal legend
[Evan] if you still don’t want people to know, I convinced Flitwick to let us use a classroom on the wednesday rather than the library
[Mary] yeah that’s great
[Mary] Marlene has practice Friday mornings so we can just use our dorm
[Mary] thank you for doing this Evan it means a lot
[Evan] it’s no problem really
New group
12:00 PM
[Barty] LUNCH TIMEEEEEE
[James] can we ditch afternoon lessons and go to nando’s then fuck about in town
[Sirius] YES
[Lily] Really guys?
[Pandora] NANDOOSSSS
[Lily] should we meet at the front gates or by the bus stop?
[Marlene] HA
[Marlene] bus stop?
[Evan] 👍
[Remus] they’re all gonna know we’re skipping if all 12 of us don’t turn up
[Sirius] say we all got chlamydia and have to get treated at the same time
[Peter] right
[Evan] let’s not
[Regulus] im quite looking forward to my chemistry lesson so i think ill miss this one
Bartemius Crouch Jr and Regulus Black
12:06 PM
[Barty] i’ll make sure you sit next to james
New group
12:06 PM
[Regulus] nvm
[Regulus] i’m omw
Bartemius Crouch Jr and Regulus Black
12:06 PM
[Barty] fucking simp
Regulus blocked Barty
New group
12:07 PM
[Barty] REGULUS UNBLOCK ME WTF?
Regulus removed Barty from New group
[Lily] we should really change the group name
Regulus changed the group name to Barty is a WHORE
Evan added Bartemius to Barty is a WHORE
Pandora changed Bartemius’s name to Barf
[James] we're all going to nando’s
[Barf] i’m not feeling loved
Peter changed Barf’s name to Barty
Peter changed the group name to New group
[Barty] peter is my new favourite
[Peter] 😁
[Sirius] bus gets here in 5
[Lily]JamesRegulusEvanBarty hurry tf up
[James] we’ll catch the next one and meet you guys there
[Regulus] Emmeline is coming as well, they’re just grabbing their charger and we’ll be on our way
[Mary] EMMELINE
[Marlene] FUCKING ICON
[Regulus] stawp guys you’re making me blush - Em x
1:24 PM
[James] still think we could have just not gone back to school
[Peter] we really shouldn’t start skipping this early on in the year
[Sirius] i’ll skip with you prongs
[Sirius] i haven’t done my homework
[James] brilliant
[Evan] i hope you guys fail
[Pandora] evan tie your laces
[Evan] no
[Lily] who has colouring pens i can borrow
[Pandora] what for
[Lily] making a timeline for history
[Pandora] i’ll give you the keycard to my dorm and you can go in and grab them
[Pandora] middle drawer in my desk, take whatever you need x
[Lily] where’s your dorm
[Marlene] why don’t you show her
Lily Evans and Marlene McKinnon
1:41 PM
[Lils] what are you doing
[Marls] just go with it bitch
[Marls] im doing u a favour
New group
1:41 PM
[Pandora] yeah i can do that
[Pandora] i’ll meet you by the front of the humanities building
[Lily] okay yeah great that’s awesome!
Lily Evans and Marlene McKinnon
1:42 PM
[Marls] i think the last time i heard the phrase “that’s awesome!” was from James when we were 8 and i just showed him my pink hair that my sister dyed for me in my parents bathroom
[Lils] I PANICKED
[Marls] YOURE TEXTING
[Marls] THE PRIMARY BENEFIT OF TEXTING IS YOU CAN LITERALLY THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK
[Marls] not speak
[Marls] type
[Marls] or is send better
[Lils] SHHH I CAN SEE HER
[Marls] DO EVERYTHING I WOULD DO
Bartys mum is a GOD (God IS a woman fuck off Evan)
1:42 PM
[Evan] Pandora.
[Pandora] Evan.
[Evan] not only did those “colouring pens” cost you over £750, but you also had them imported from Italy.
[Evan] you don’t let any of us INCLUDING REGULUS AND DORCAS even TOUCH the box they come in
[Evan] i used one ONCE and you made me buy you 3 of the same marker as a replacement and you refused to use it again
[Barf] if i remember correctly, you actually set that specific marker on fire because it was, in your own words, “ruined and fucking useless”
[Evan] tell me why you won’t let us go NEAR them but you’re allowing Lily Evans, a girl who you’ve had TWO proper conversations with, use them so she can prettify her history homework, over your literal twin brother and childhood best friends.
[Pandora] is prettify even a word
[Regulus] jesus christ
[Dorcas] 750?!?!
[Pandora] for the first 3 boxes yeah
[Evan] and how many boxes do you have again???
[Pandora] 8.
[Regulus] don’t lie
[Pandora] FINE
[Pandora] TWELVE
[Pandora] I HAVE TWELVE BOXES OF PENS THAT COST ME £250 EACH, NOT INCLUDING SHIPPING WHICH HAS SET ME BACK THREE GRAND
[Dorcas] bullshit
[Dorcas] you have 15 total
[Pandora] i’m no longer telling you anything ever
[Regulus] SHES SO WHIPPED
[Evan] fucks sake
[Barf] awww Pandora has a crush
Pandora removed Barf from Bartys mum is a GOD (God IS a woman fuck off Evan)
[Dorcas] STOP DO YOU ACTUALLY
Pandora removed Dorcas from Bartys mum is a GOD (God IS a woman fuck off Evan)
[Regulus] don’t you fucking dare
Evan added Dorcas and Bartemius to Bartys mum is a GOD (God IS a woman fuck off Evan)
SS Great Pandalily 🚢
1:50 PM
[Captain Mary] Are they freaking out
[Ship worker 1] Lily is
[Ship worker 2] guess how much pandora spent on those markers she’s letting lily use
[Captain Mary] £25. Anything more than that is insane
[Ship worker 1] you gotta remember this is pandora ROSIER we’re talking about
[Ship worker 2] try multiplying that by 10 Mary
[Ship worker 1] WHAT
[Ship worker 2] PER BOX AS WELL
[Captain Mary] and how many boxes does she have
[Ship worker 2] guess
[Captain Mary] 10
[Ship worker 2] more
[Captain Mary] 12?
[Ship worker 2] more
[Ship worker 1] 15?
[Ship worker 2] yep
[Captain Mary] fuck that’s £3,750
[Ship worker 2] imported from Italy as well
[Ship worker 2] fuck knows how much she paid to have them shipped over
[Captain Mary] sometimes i forget how filthy rich the Rosiers are
[Ship worker 2] the Blacks are even worse
[Ship worker 1] Aren’t Narcissa, Bellatrix and Andromeda half Rosier
[Ship worker 2] yeah on their mothers side
[Captain Mary] LILY JUST WALKED PAST MY CLASSROOM AND SHE IS BRIGHT RED
Bartys mum is a GOD (God IS a woman fuck off Evan)
2:06 PM
[Dorcas] Pandora send a selfie rn
[Pandora] no
[Regulus] since when do you say no to a selfie
[Pandora] i’m having a bad hair day
[Barty] you’ve never had a bad hair day in your life
[Pandora] awe thanks Barty
Pandora changed Barty’s name to fuckwit
[fuckwit] right.
[Evan] Pandora send a selfie
fuckwit shared 1 image
[fuckwit] SHES SO FLUSHED
[Pandora] she called me pretty
[Dorcas] STOPJWKD
James Potter and Lily Evans
2:17 PM
[Lils] remember that time i covered for you after the prank you pulled on snape where you filled his dorm room with bubble bath in year 9 and you said “I owe you one Evans!”
[James] I do remember actually
[James] what can i do for you
[Lils] I need you and Sirius to teach me how to flirt.
[James] JWODKOQ
[James] and who do you wish to flirt with
[James] wouldn’t happen to be a certain blonde that just let you use her very expensive markers would it?
[Lils] …
[Lils] forget it
[Lils] i’ll watch a youtube tutorial
[Lils] is wikihow still about
[James] Lily
[James] Sirius and I will gladly teach you how to flirt
[Lils] thank fuck
[James] language missy
[Lils] you called peter and barty meddling cunts not 2 hours ago, don’t tell me off about my language
[James] oops?
[Lils] let sirius know
[Lils] are you still with him?
[James] no, remus started feeling dizzy and went to the medical room so sirius went to go see him to help him back to our dorm, i’m at tesco rn buying him his favourite snacks
[James] you need anything?
[Lils] no im alright
[Lils] am i good to come round later on to check on him?
[James] you’re always welcome Lily, you know that
[James] i’ll let sirius know we’re gonna be teachers now
[Lils] ffs
[Lils] thanks James x
[James] xx
James Potter and Sirius Black
2:34 PM
[Prongsie] omw back now
[Prongsie] also, Lily asked us to teach her how to flirt
[Pads] brilliant, remus is napping rn
[Pads] why are we teaching her how to flirt
[Prongsie] Pandora
[Prongsie] also we owe her one after she covered for us in year 9
[Pads] did she ever find out why we went after snape that time
[Pads] did you tell her?
[Prongsie] we didn’t need to, i think she already knew
[Prongsie] it would be an odd coincidence if the literal day after half the school heard snape calling her a slur, his room is filled with bubbles and half his stuff is missing
[Pads] true
[Pads] i can see you all the way over here prongs how much stuff did you buy
[Prongsie] a lot?
[Pads] get a move on
[Pads] we’ve got a lesson to plan
[Prongsie] buy a blonde wig from amazon so one of us can pretend we’re pandora
[Pads] on it